Thanksgiving Madness!
To Red Witch: I would certainly not be surprised. BTW, I plan to bring in Wolfsbane and Siryn for my Christmas fic!
To Tyripticon: Well, the reason why those four get tortured a lot is because of Paul. The X-Girls are all madly in love with the mutant superstar, and the boys are jealous. Fate loves Starchild, and any attempt they make at humiliating him gets blown up in their faces!
To Sparky Genocide: Oh, the Dreadnoks will appear! (Tony and Hank: Bring them on! We shall slay those curs! FOR SCOTLAND!!!)
To Wizard1: A lot of insanity for one chapter, huh? *Grins* I do my best. Yup, Duncan's stuck with Bubba. (Duncan: OH GOD HELP ME!!!!)
To torque: I would not be surprised if someone does have an insurance policy on Scotty. Dani and Paul together? Who knows. Oh, Dani will get Fox.
To JCKIDSMART: WHERE YOU BEEN?!?
Sorry I'm late, folks! Had to get the ol' laptop fixed.
Chapter 6: Here we go again!
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Jamie hummed happily as he sat on a chair in one of his well-known suits, counting some money. Scott noticed.
"Where'd you get that cash?" Scott wondered. Jamie grinned.
"I took out an insurance policy on you. They keep paying me the more Jean slaps you around. I've made a thousand bucks in a week!" Jamie laughed. Scott grimaced.
"You are as bad as Kid Razor." Scott grumbled. He then heard playing and stomping and singing on the roof. "Now what?"
"My boys are practicing for the Thanksgiving Day Parade." Jamie laughed. "Don't you remember?"
"You think this town would learn after Halloween." Scott sighed as he walked outside. He noticed the X-Girls staring at the roof, sighing happily. "Fantastic." He noticed Razor and the Superstars were jamming on the roof. They finished with a huge cymbal crash from John.
"We love you Bayville!" Paul screamed into his mike, being answered by the girls' screaming and hooting. "Huh?" Paul and the others noticed a blue car, a Ferrari to be exact, pull up in the middle of the front yard. The Sweet song "Ballroom Blitz" blared from the speakers. Paul smiled.
"Hey guys! It's Ace!" Paul said.
"You mean our cat-like cousin?" Craig asked. Ace leapt out of the car, standing on the roof. He immediately assumed a dynamic pose.
"ALOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DUDES AND DUDETTES!!!!" Ace grinned.
"Alright! Ace is here!" John grinned.
"What are you doing here, Wildstar?" Lance wondered.
"Another one. Great." Scott grumbled. Ace slid down the hood, to the ground. The side door opened, revealing X23. She was clad in a yellow t- shirt, blue jeans, and black sneakers. She also had on a black leather jacket with yellow sleeves with blue slashmarks running down the sides. Her brownish hair was in a ponytail.
"Ace, you need to grow up." X23 sighed. She glared at the X-Girls. "What are you looking at?"
"Uhmmm...We're gonna help cook Thanksgiving dinner." Jean said nervously. She and the other five X-Girls left.
"Is X23 your girlfriend?" John laughed.
"Can I kill him?" X23 asked Ace, pointing at John, who was climbing down the wall alongside the other Superstars. Ace snickered.
"Nah." Ace said with a smile. "We ain't datin'."
"You!" Jamie walked towards Ace with a purpose, snapping his fingers and pointing. "You! Ace Starr! We need to talk!" Ace laughed, and X23 raised an eyebrow.
"Who are you?" Ace wondered.
"James Madrox, talent manager." Jamie gave Ace a card. "Now I have gotten word that you have a band."
"He does." X23 said. "I'm not in it, but I do know them. I live with Ace and his family. His father is a stockbroker who once roadied for many rock bands. His mother was a groupie he met at a Stones tour." X23 sighed. "Thanks to Ace, they keep calling me 'Athena'!" The Wolverine clone grumbled.
"I think it's appropriate." Lance snickered. "Athena is a goddess of war. And you were created to fight."
"I get the joke." X23 groaned. She noticed Bulldog run outside.
"Hey kids! The Professor needs you!"
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"Gubba gubba bubba..." A voice mumbled. It was Duncan Matthews, being carted into an ambulance. He was stiff, his hair was on end, his skin was ghostly white, and his eyes were frozen in shock. "Gobble gobble..."
"Man, what happened to this guy?" One of the EMTs asked the cops. The cops looked at each other.
"Bubba." They replied.
"Who's Bubba?" The other EMT asked. They heard a hick-like snicker from the cell.
"Uh huh huh huh heh heh heh heh hee hee hee hee hee hee..." Duncan shot up, screaming.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NO!!!!!! NO NO NO!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD NO AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Duncan continued screaming after they restrained him and threw him into the ambulance. "HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He freaked out, causing the ambulance to tip over on its side as it left. "Ow."
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"I have heard reports of giant mutated turkeys." Xavier said. The X-Men, Misfits, Avengers, and Joes were gathered in the Common Room. "I thought it was unfounded until Jamie brought the news to my attention."
"Told you guys." Jamie bragged.
"Let me guess." Lionheart snickered. "We gotta corral those turkeys."
"Ah say, pilgrim." Paul said, impersonating John Wayne. "I never did trust a turkey that didn't drink. And those turkeys seem as sober as priests on Sunday." Wolverine chuckled.
"Gotta agree with you, kid."
"Well, you turkeys could use a couple turkeys for Thanksgiving." Razor laughed. "I reckon three of those overgrown pillows for a dinner worthy of the Kid of Rock and his noble allies in the fight against evil."
"Your mouth and ego gets bigger every day." Jennifer sighed.
"I wanna see the parade!" Greer squealed. "Balloons, parties, and music! Yay!"
"If we don't stop those chickens, there won't be a parade!" Hawkeye realized. "Oh my God! That means no more hot babes in skimpy pilgrim costumes!"
"Oh dear God, you're right!" Razor realized in shock. "Holy AC/DC!!! We gotta stop those turkeys!!!" Kid "Rock 'n' Roll" Razor and Hawkeye took off like shots, racing out the door.
Well, Kid Razor and Hawkeye are ready and willing to go after the turkeys! What'll happen next? How will Cobra react? How will our resident Scotsmen react? Will Duncan get blown to bits? Will Kelly get assaulted by any other creatures? (Kelly: OH GOD HELP ME!!!) Find out in the next chapter!
To Red Witch: I would certainly not be surprised. BTW, I plan to bring in Wolfsbane and Siryn for my Christmas fic!
To Tyripticon: Well, the reason why those four get tortured a lot is because of Paul. The X-Girls are all madly in love with the mutant superstar, and the boys are jealous. Fate loves Starchild, and any attempt they make at humiliating him gets blown up in their faces!
To Sparky Genocide: Oh, the Dreadnoks will appear! (Tony and Hank: Bring them on! We shall slay those curs! FOR SCOTLAND!!!)
To Wizard1: A lot of insanity for one chapter, huh? *Grins* I do my best. Yup, Duncan's stuck with Bubba. (Duncan: OH GOD HELP ME!!!!)
To torque: I would not be surprised if someone does have an insurance policy on Scotty. Dani and Paul together? Who knows. Oh, Dani will get Fox.
To JCKIDSMART: WHERE YOU BEEN?!?
Sorry I'm late, folks! Had to get the ol' laptop fixed.
Chapter 6: Here we go again!
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Jamie hummed happily as he sat on a chair in one of his well-known suits, counting some money. Scott noticed.
"Where'd you get that cash?" Scott wondered. Jamie grinned.
"I took out an insurance policy on you. They keep paying me the more Jean slaps you around. I've made a thousand bucks in a week!" Jamie laughed. Scott grimaced.
"You are as bad as Kid Razor." Scott grumbled. He then heard playing and stomping and singing on the roof. "Now what?"
"My boys are practicing for the Thanksgiving Day Parade." Jamie laughed. "Don't you remember?"
"You think this town would learn after Halloween." Scott sighed as he walked outside. He noticed the X-Girls staring at the roof, sighing happily. "Fantastic." He noticed Razor and the Superstars were jamming on the roof. They finished with a huge cymbal crash from John.
"We love you Bayville!" Paul screamed into his mike, being answered by the girls' screaming and hooting. "Huh?" Paul and the others noticed a blue car, a Ferrari to be exact, pull up in the middle of the front yard. The Sweet song "Ballroom Blitz" blared from the speakers. Paul smiled.
"Hey guys! It's Ace!" Paul said.
"You mean our cat-like cousin?" Craig asked. Ace leapt out of the car, standing on the roof. He immediately assumed a dynamic pose.
"ALOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DUDES AND DUDETTES!!!!" Ace grinned.
"Alright! Ace is here!" John grinned.
"What are you doing here, Wildstar?" Lance wondered.
"Another one. Great." Scott grumbled. Ace slid down the hood, to the ground. The side door opened, revealing X23. She was clad in a yellow t- shirt, blue jeans, and black sneakers. She also had on a black leather jacket with yellow sleeves with blue slashmarks running down the sides. Her brownish hair was in a ponytail.
"Ace, you need to grow up." X23 sighed. She glared at the X-Girls. "What are you looking at?"
"Uhmmm...We're gonna help cook Thanksgiving dinner." Jean said nervously. She and the other five X-Girls left.
"Is X23 your girlfriend?" John laughed.
"Can I kill him?" X23 asked Ace, pointing at John, who was climbing down the wall alongside the other Superstars. Ace snickered.
"Nah." Ace said with a smile. "We ain't datin'."
"You!" Jamie walked towards Ace with a purpose, snapping his fingers and pointing. "You! Ace Starr! We need to talk!" Ace laughed, and X23 raised an eyebrow.
"Who are you?" Ace wondered.
"James Madrox, talent manager." Jamie gave Ace a card. "Now I have gotten word that you have a band."
"He does." X23 said. "I'm not in it, but I do know them. I live with Ace and his family. His father is a stockbroker who once roadied for many rock bands. His mother was a groupie he met at a Stones tour." X23 sighed. "Thanks to Ace, they keep calling me 'Athena'!" The Wolverine clone grumbled.
"I think it's appropriate." Lance snickered. "Athena is a goddess of war. And you were created to fight."
"I get the joke." X23 groaned. She noticed Bulldog run outside.
"Hey kids! The Professor needs you!"
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"Gubba gubba bubba..." A voice mumbled. It was Duncan Matthews, being carted into an ambulance. He was stiff, his hair was on end, his skin was ghostly white, and his eyes were frozen in shock. "Gobble gobble..."
"Man, what happened to this guy?" One of the EMTs asked the cops. The cops looked at each other.
"Bubba." They replied.
"Who's Bubba?" The other EMT asked. They heard a hick-like snicker from the cell.
"Uh huh huh huh heh heh heh heh hee hee hee hee hee hee..." Duncan shot up, screaming.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NO!!!!!! NO NO NO!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD NO AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Duncan continued screaming after they restrained him and threw him into the ambulance. "HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He freaked out, causing the ambulance to tip over on its side as it left. "Ow."
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"I have heard reports of giant mutated turkeys." Xavier said. The X-Men, Misfits, Avengers, and Joes were gathered in the Common Room. "I thought it was unfounded until Jamie brought the news to my attention."
"Told you guys." Jamie bragged.
"Let me guess." Lionheart snickered. "We gotta corral those turkeys."
"Ah say, pilgrim." Paul said, impersonating John Wayne. "I never did trust a turkey that didn't drink. And those turkeys seem as sober as priests on Sunday." Wolverine chuckled.
"Gotta agree with you, kid."
"Well, you turkeys could use a couple turkeys for Thanksgiving." Razor laughed. "I reckon three of those overgrown pillows for a dinner worthy of the Kid of Rock and his noble allies in the fight against evil."
"Your mouth and ego gets bigger every day." Jennifer sighed.
"I wanna see the parade!" Greer squealed. "Balloons, parties, and music! Yay!"
"If we don't stop those chickens, there won't be a parade!" Hawkeye realized. "Oh my God! That means no more hot babes in skimpy pilgrim costumes!"
"Oh dear God, you're right!" Razor realized in shock. "Holy AC/DC!!! We gotta stop those turkeys!!!" Kid "Rock 'n' Roll" Razor and Hawkeye took off like shots, racing out the door.
Well, Kid Razor and Hawkeye are ready and willing to go after the turkeys! What'll happen next? How will Cobra react? How will our resident Scotsmen react? Will Duncan get blown to bits? Will Kelly get assaulted by any other creatures? (Kelly: OH GOD HELP ME!!!) Find out in the next chapter!