Second chapter. Hope you save room for the main course.
FF VIII
Squall: Everyone's here. Now before we start eating.
Zell: Awww!
Squall: Quiet you. We're all going to stand up and say what we're thankful for.
Zell: Why?
Squall: Because we can.
Zell: You are so lucky there aren't any hot dogs here or I would so bring the house down, old-school style!
Squall: Sure, if I let you. I'll go first.
Zell: I'll save you some time. You're thankful for Rinoa. Rinoa, you're thankful for Angelo, Timber's freedom and then Squall. As for me, I'm glad I saved myself five more minutes than necessary to start eating. Next!
Rinoa: I don't think that's how it goes.
Zell: I said 'next'!
Quistus: I'm thankful for still having my job, my confidence and all my friends.
Selphie: What's the matter Quisty?
Quistus: My constant inability to get a raise or a good performance review, my difficulty in sharing my feelings, and the fact that my glasses keep breaking.
Zell: I didn't ask to hear your life story. Next!
Quistus: I am not having a good day and I do not need you to make things worse. So shut up or else! *Whipcrack*
Zell: Yessir!
Irvine: I'm thankful for all the beautiful women in the world.
Selphie: *Cough*
Irvine: But I'm not nearly as thankful for the one sitting right next to me.
Selphie: You saved yourself from the couch tonight cowboy.
Selphie: I'm thankful for all my friends and classmates for all the help they've done on the school festival. Next year it's going to be even better. I just need to get a few Ultima spells and summon a couple GFs and it'll be a blast!
Irvine: Uh, anyone want to say anything?
Kiros: I think I'm thankful for all the good I've been able to do over the years. And Laguna? You have a call from Esthar. Classified: Pizza delivery.
Laguna: 'Pizza delivery'? That's important! Gotta go!
Exit Laguna.
Squall: 'Pizza delivery?'
Kiros: It means only related to his personal life. It allows him to ignore everything else.
Ward: ...
Kiros: I believe Ward wants to say what he's thankful for.
Ward: ...
Ward: ...
Kiros: Ward either says he's thankful for meeting all his friends and everything that's happened in his life, good and bad, or he's proposing marriage to the turkey.
Ward (sounding electronic): I'm also glad I bought a voice synthesizer.
Kiros: Now I'm out of a job.
Squall: I think that's everyone. I suppose we can start eating.
Zell: Yes!
Rinoa: We forgot Laguna.
Zell: Shut up!
Enter Laguna.
Laguna: I know what I'm thankful for! I found out I have a son!
Kiros: What? How'd the hell you pull that off in Esthar? I had a security team in place just to prevent that.
Laguna: I wondered about that. But this was before Esthar.
Squall: So who is it?
Mute silence.
Squall: Laguna? Why are you looking at me?
FF VIII
Squall: Everyone's here. Now before we start eating.
Zell: Awww!
Squall: Quiet you. We're all going to stand up and say what we're thankful for.
Zell: Why?
Squall: Because we can.
Zell: You are so lucky there aren't any hot dogs here or I would so bring the house down, old-school style!
Squall: Sure, if I let you. I'll go first.
Zell: I'll save you some time. You're thankful for Rinoa. Rinoa, you're thankful for Angelo, Timber's freedom and then Squall. As for me, I'm glad I saved myself five more minutes than necessary to start eating. Next!
Rinoa: I don't think that's how it goes.
Zell: I said 'next'!
Quistus: I'm thankful for still having my job, my confidence and all my friends.
Selphie: What's the matter Quisty?
Quistus: My constant inability to get a raise or a good performance review, my difficulty in sharing my feelings, and the fact that my glasses keep breaking.
Zell: I didn't ask to hear your life story. Next!
Quistus: I am not having a good day and I do not need you to make things worse. So shut up or else! *Whipcrack*
Zell: Yessir!
Irvine: I'm thankful for all the beautiful women in the world.
Selphie: *Cough*
Irvine: But I'm not nearly as thankful for the one sitting right next to me.
Selphie: You saved yourself from the couch tonight cowboy.
Selphie: I'm thankful for all my friends and classmates for all the help they've done on the school festival. Next year it's going to be even better. I just need to get a few Ultima spells and summon a couple GFs and it'll be a blast!
Irvine: Uh, anyone want to say anything?
Kiros: I think I'm thankful for all the good I've been able to do over the years. And Laguna? You have a call from Esthar. Classified: Pizza delivery.
Laguna: 'Pizza delivery'? That's important! Gotta go!
Exit Laguna.
Squall: 'Pizza delivery?'
Kiros: It means only related to his personal life. It allows him to ignore everything else.
Ward: ...
Kiros: I believe Ward wants to say what he's thankful for.
Ward: ...
Ward: ...
Kiros: Ward either says he's thankful for meeting all his friends and everything that's happened in his life, good and bad, or he's proposing marriage to the turkey.
Ward (sounding electronic): I'm also glad I bought a voice synthesizer.
Kiros: Now I'm out of a job.
Squall: I think that's everyone. I suppose we can start eating.
Zell: Yes!
Rinoa: We forgot Laguna.
Zell: Shut up!
Enter Laguna.
Laguna: I know what I'm thankful for! I found out I have a son!
Kiros: What? How'd the hell you pull that off in Esthar? I had a security team in place just to prevent that.
Laguna: I wondered about that. But this was before Esthar.
Squall: So who is it?
Mute silence.
Squall: Laguna? Why are you looking at me?