Thanksgiving Madness!
To Red Witch: Well, here's how I end this!
To Wizard1: Yeah, Paul's luck seems to be way too good. Paul's a big believer in karma. He thinks if you're nice to someone, fate will be good to you. Yep, Bayville's now part of Scotland. They may eat the turkeys.
To Sparky Genocide: Glad you liked the funny stuff! I do my best. I do plan to have some very special guests in my next fic! So, hang on! I would bring in Cobra Commander's kid Billy, but I don't know much about the character.
Author's Note: The opinions expressed by Foxfire are strictly those of Foxfire and no one else. Thank You. And one naughty word does come out.
Chapter 10: Dinner Disaster!
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The X-Girls happily watched the Bayville Thanksgiving Day Parade. After some delays, it got restarted. The six girls squealed when one float appeared. Lance, Paul, John, and Craig were in their Superstars costumes and makeup, and they were performing. The foursome was covering Tesla's "Comin' At You Live". Ace was with them as well in costume, playing a blue Flying-V with a silver-and-black tiger-print fretboard. The X-Girls squealed and hooted as Paul sang and the guys played. Kitty nearly had a heart attack when Lance played a solo on his white B.C. Rich Warlock. Fox watched in disbelief.
"I don't get it! I'm the sexy one! Why aren't they fawning over me?! The Hellion Hotties fawned over me. Man, these X-Girls are screwed up." Foxfire sighed.
"I hope Greer didn't cook." Razor groaned as he walked by, Hawkeye with him. "She puts tuna fish in everything! Even in the tuna fish!"
"You're telling me! I had to try her tuna fish scrambled eggs once. I nearly puked." Clint Barton grumbled.
"I just realized something!" Tigra grinned as she ran from the kitchen with a grin.
"What? That Mac & Cheese is not supposed to have tuna fish in it?" Clint snickered. Tigra blinked a couple times, puzzled.
"No." She said. "I just realized that Ralph Kramden was very loud. He was like Thor. He yells a lot." Razor and Hawkeye had looks of disbelief.
"Oh wow. What a discovery." Razor said in sarcastic wonder.
"Amazing." Clint added in the same tone. "In-freakin'-credible." Meanwhile, Foxfire noticed a picture of Alpha Flight.
"Hey, who are these clowns?" Foxfire asked Xi.
"Oh, those are Alpha Flight. They're a team of heroes from Canada."
"You mean those Canucks have a team of heroes? My guess is they all sit around, drink beer, and watch hockey, eh?" Foxfire laughed. Xi sighed.
"No." Xi shook his head. He pointed at the members. "That's Shaman, Puck, Aurora, Vindicatior, Heather Hudson, and Northstar."
"I'd love to met these clowns." Foxfire grinned. "That Aurora is a hottie. One look at yours truly, and she'd beg me to be with her." Xi shook his head.
"If she saw you, she'd blast you with a light burst." Xi smirked. "That is, if she doesn't run you down. She and Northstar can fly, manipulate light, and have super speed."
"They have a power of Quicksilver's?" Fox scratched his head. "Freaky. Anyway, you're just jealous that I get chicks."
"I do not have a gender, Foxfire." Xi reminded.
"Anyway, I could take these dopes." Fox shrugged. "I mean, they'd be too drunk to put up a real fight."
"Just because they are Canadian, that does not mean all they do is drink." Xi reminded. {Odd. Foxfire never acts like this around Wolverine. Why does Jason not like Canadians? What have they ever done to him?} Xi mused. Foxfire then walked away, muttering something about how the world would be better without Canadians.
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(Xavier Institute, an hour later.)
The X-Men, Misfits, and teenaged Avengers were all at the dinner table.
"Hey!! Somebody feed the Kid of Rock!! He's hungry!!" Razor cried out.
"Knock it off, Razor! And quit pounding your knife and fork against the table!" Scott snapped.
"Hey bite me, Goggle Queen!" Razor snapped back.
"Man, look at all this food. I love my work." Blob grinned, motioning to some of the food he made, traditional Thanksgiving cuisine. At the centerpiece, was a huge turkey, presumably one of the huge mutant turkeys. "All of this is art. Michelangelo worked in paint, Alvin Ailey worked in dance, I work in food."
"Only difference is, this art is edible." Iceman grinned, reaching for a cob of corn. "Ow!" He drew his hand away after Kitty slapped it with a wooden spoon.
"I'm sure we're all grateful for something on this Thanksgiving." Xavier smiled. "I am thankful that mutants, enhanced humans, and regular humans can sit together here on this table."
"Hey, the Kid of Rock has no problem with mutants. Except for this one." Razor quipped, pointing at Scott.
"Bite me, you guitar-playing jerk." Scott growled. Razor patted his head.
"There there, my friend. We all have that time when we question our reason for existence."
"I hope Tusk gores you one day, Razor. Then I'll be grateful." Scott growled.
"I'm grateful I'm superior to all of you." Fox grinned. Everyone ignored him. "HEY!!! World's Sexiest Man speaking!! LISTEN TO ME!!!" Everyone still ignored him. "I hate you guys."
"We're grateful Paul came into our lives." The X-Girls giggled.
"I'm grateful Paul is not from Russia." Peter growled.
"Or from New Orleans." Remy added.
"Or lived in the sewers with the Morlocks." Ray groaned.
"I'm glad Craig and I found a family." Paul said.
"I'm grateful I found some friends that helped me out with Draconis." Jake smiled.
"I'm grateful my Dragon's okay." Jen grinned, hugging the wrestler.
"Hey!!" Dragon blushed.
"I'm grateful I'm so perfect!" Pietro laughed.
"I'm grateful I can do this!" Wanda said, slapping her brother upside the head.
"Hey!"
"I'm grateful that there are people around me that make me seem calm." Craig smirked.
"Amen to that." Logan nodded.
"I'm grateful I get to sit next to Storm." Shipwreck grinned, putting a hand on Storm's leg.
"I'm grateful they invented cutlery." Storm stabbed Shipwreck in the leg with her fork.
"And I'm grateful I can do this!" Bulldog punched Shipwreck out.
"I'm grateful I got a second chance." Pyro cackled. "And I'm grateful for fire. I love fire."
"I'm grateful I got Toddles!" Althea grinned.
"I'm grateful I got a girl." Todd smiled.
"I'm grateful I'm with a group of folks that think of me as more than just muscle." Fred raised his glass.
"We're grateful we're proud Scotsmen!" Beast and Iron Man cried out.
"Two letters, you guys: AA." Clint laughed.
"I'm like Pyro, man." Hawkeye shrugged with a smile. "I did some bad stuff in the past, but the Avengers took me in anyway. I love those guys."
"The Kid of Rock is grateful that he is the Kid of Rock!" Razor proclaimed. "And he's also thankful to Trey Parker and Matt Stone for bringing us that piece of heaven we call 'South Park'."
"No surprise." Tigra rolled her eyes. "I'm grateful I found new friends in you X-Men and Misfits. I'm also grateful to the Avengers for looking beyond my catlike exterior and letting me be their friend."
"I'm grateful that you guys are my friends." Kurt grinned.
"I'm grateful that I have a place where we can just be ourselves." Bobby laughed.
"I have never done anything like this before." Thor fidgeted nervously, clutching his hammer. "I give great gratitude to Captain America. He made me realize I could use my divine power to help mortals. He allowed me to join the Avengers. I am most grateful to him."
"I have never done anything like this either, Thor." Xi said. "I guess I consider my best thanks should be given to Todd and Althea. They were my first real friends, and they taught me that I could define my own destiny and purpose."
"I'm grateful to everybody for helping me be the Hollywood powerhouse I am now." Jamie said.
"I'm grateful I found more family. So is X23 here." Ace patted X23's head. She glared at him.
"You have guts, Wildstar." She warned.
"AMEN! LET'S EAT!!!" Razor called out. The kids tore into the food. However, the peace did not last.
"Razor, you throw your peas at me one more time..." Scott snarled.
"Wanda, did you brush my leg?" Craig wondered.
"Beast, I do not want any haggis!" Storm groaned.
"Shipwreck, you hassle Miss Munroe one more time..." Bulldog growled.
"Alvers, did you kick me?" Scott growled.
"I want to give Paul the salt!" Jean snapped.
"No! Ah do!!" Rogue snapped back.
"Paul's my boyfriend, so I'll pass him the salt!" Tabby glared.
"No, he's mine!" Dani yelled.
"He's mine!" Amara shouted.
"HE IS MINE!!!" Kitty screamed. A six-way catfight broke out.
"I HATE THAT STARCHILD!!!" The X-Boys screamed as a food fight broke out.
"Oh I knew it!" Xavier groaned. Jamie noticed something on TV.
"Hey guys! Listen!!" He ran to the TV and turned it up. The image of Indy Daimanji appeared on the screen with a bar on the bottom. On the bar graphic read Senator Kelly Scandal! Again!
"Indira Daimaji here with this exclusive report. We have been given footage from an anonymous source of Senator Kelly engaging with lewd behavior with what appears to be a mutated giant turkey. Now be warned that this footage may be too intense for younger viewers." The footage of a screaming Kelly being assaulted played. The gang burst out laughing.
"I knew it, mates! I knew Senator Kelly was attracted to turkeys! Pay up, you guys!" John cackled.
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(Cobra Headquarters)
The senior staff of Cobra and the Dreadnoks were forced to a dinner by Cobra Commander.
"I wanna watch the big game!" Monkeywrench whined.
"I want cheerleaders!" Torch sobbed.
"I want Althea." Virus moaned.
"SHUT UP VIRUS!!!" Everyone snapped.
"I can barely walk." Leathersuit moaned.
"Complain, complain." Cobra Commander grumbled.
"I feel sick." The Baroness moaned. "I think it was the oysters." A Viper ran in.
"Sirs! Look at this!" The Viper turned on a big screen TV nearby. The footage of Senator Kelly being assaulted by the giant turkey played. All the mutants burst out laughing.
"Maybe if we're lucky, Senator Kelly will turn into a mutant!" Leathersuit laughed. "Ow. I hate the She-Hulk."
"It would certainly teach that jerk." Zanya laughed, hi-fiving Virus.
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(Acolyte Headquarters, Location Unknown)
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Magneto and his Acolytes burst out laughing at the dinner table, watching a nearby TV.
"Now that my Thanksgiving great." Magneto snickered as he got up and walked to a large empty area of the room. "Okay, now let me show you my latest plan. Release the globe."
"RELEASE THE GLOBE!!!!" Shiva repeated loudly. A big globe came down, on top of Magneto's head.
"HEY!! OW!! WHAT THE--" Magneto snapped as he stumbled around and tried to get the big Earth off his head. The Acolytes laughed. "Nice job, numbnuts!"
"Oops!" Cortez, located on a high catwalk, covered his mouth in horror. Magneto got the globe off.
"Sheesh, the help around here." Magneto groaned. "Okay, now I need that moon model. Bring it down."
"BRING DOWN THE MOON!!!" Shiva screamed loudly. Cortez, swung down a moon model, and it hit Magneto where a guy should never be hit.
"AWWWWWWWW!!!!" Magneto clutched himself and fell on the floor in a fetal position. "No way!" Cortez looked away with gritted teeth, Shiva struggled not to laugh. The male Acolytes winced. Magneto slowly got up, swore, and kicked the air. "Ow. Oh what a Thanksgiving this turned out to be!"
"Yeah." Shiva fought a losing battle against her laughter. "Happy Thanksgiving! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Well, Thanksgiving will never be the same again!! What'll happen in the next exciting adventure? What was up with Magneto? Will Kelly ever live this down? Will more insanity happen? Find out in the next story! Suggestions for future stories welcome! This is L17, signing off for now!! See you soon, and keep on reading!!
To Red Witch: Well, here's how I end this!
To Wizard1: Yeah, Paul's luck seems to be way too good. Paul's a big believer in karma. He thinks if you're nice to someone, fate will be good to you. Yep, Bayville's now part of Scotland. They may eat the turkeys.
To Sparky Genocide: Glad you liked the funny stuff! I do my best. I do plan to have some very special guests in my next fic! So, hang on! I would bring in Cobra Commander's kid Billy, but I don't know much about the character.
Author's Note: The opinions expressed by Foxfire are strictly those of Foxfire and no one else. Thank You. And one naughty word does come out.
Chapter 10: Dinner Disaster!
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The X-Girls happily watched the Bayville Thanksgiving Day Parade. After some delays, it got restarted. The six girls squealed when one float appeared. Lance, Paul, John, and Craig were in their Superstars costumes and makeup, and they were performing. The foursome was covering Tesla's "Comin' At You Live". Ace was with them as well in costume, playing a blue Flying-V with a silver-and-black tiger-print fretboard. The X-Girls squealed and hooted as Paul sang and the guys played. Kitty nearly had a heart attack when Lance played a solo on his white B.C. Rich Warlock. Fox watched in disbelief.
"I don't get it! I'm the sexy one! Why aren't they fawning over me?! The Hellion Hotties fawned over me. Man, these X-Girls are screwed up." Foxfire sighed.
"I hope Greer didn't cook." Razor groaned as he walked by, Hawkeye with him. "She puts tuna fish in everything! Even in the tuna fish!"
"You're telling me! I had to try her tuna fish scrambled eggs once. I nearly puked." Clint Barton grumbled.
"I just realized something!" Tigra grinned as she ran from the kitchen with a grin.
"What? That Mac & Cheese is not supposed to have tuna fish in it?" Clint snickered. Tigra blinked a couple times, puzzled.
"No." She said. "I just realized that Ralph Kramden was very loud. He was like Thor. He yells a lot." Razor and Hawkeye had looks of disbelief.
"Oh wow. What a discovery." Razor said in sarcastic wonder.
"Amazing." Clint added in the same tone. "In-freakin'-credible." Meanwhile, Foxfire noticed a picture of Alpha Flight.
"Hey, who are these clowns?" Foxfire asked Xi.
"Oh, those are Alpha Flight. They're a team of heroes from Canada."
"You mean those Canucks have a team of heroes? My guess is they all sit around, drink beer, and watch hockey, eh?" Foxfire laughed. Xi sighed.
"No." Xi shook his head. He pointed at the members. "That's Shaman, Puck, Aurora, Vindicatior, Heather Hudson, and Northstar."
"I'd love to met these clowns." Foxfire grinned. "That Aurora is a hottie. One look at yours truly, and she'd beg me to be with her." Xi shook his head.
"If she saw you, she'd blast you with a light burst." Xi smirked. "That is, if she doesn't run you down. She and Northstar can fly, manipulate light, and have super speed."
"They have a power of Quicksilver's?" Fox scratched his head. "Freaky. Anyway, you're just jealous that I get chicks."
"I do not have a gender, Foxfire." Xi reminded.
"Anyway, I could take these dopes." Fox shrugged. "I mean, they'd be too drunk to put up a real fight."
"Just because they are Canadian, that does not mean all they do is drink." Xi reminded. {Odd. Foxfire never acts like this around Wolverine. Why does Jason not like Canadians? What have they ever done to him?} Xi mused. Foxfire then walked away, muttering something about how the world would be better without Canadians.
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(Xavier Institute, an hour later.)
The X-Men, Misfits, and teenaged Avengers were all at the dinner table.
"Hey!! Somebody feed the Kid of Rock!! He's hungry!!" Razor cried out.
"Knock it off, Razor! And quit pounding your knife and fork against the table!" Scott snapped.
"Hey bite me, Goggle Queen!" Razor snapped back.
"Man, look at all this food. I love my work." Blob grinned, motioning to some of the food he made, traditional Thanksgiving cuisine. At the centerpiece, was a huge turkey, presumably one of the huge mutant turkeys. "All of this is art. Michelangelo worked in paint, Alvin Ailey worked in dance, I work in food."
"Only difference is, this art is edible." Iceman grinned, reaching for a cob of corn. "Ow!" He drew his hand away after Kitty slapped it with a wooden spoon.
"I'm sure we're all grateful for something on this Thanksgiving." Xavier smiled. "I am thankful that mutants, enhanced humans, and regular humans can sit together here on this table."
"Hey, the Kid of Rock has no problem with mutants. Except for this one." Razor quipped, pointing at Scott.
"Bite me, you guitar-playing jerk." Scott growled. Razor patted his head.
"There there, my friend. We all have that time when we question our reason for existence."
"I hope Tusk gores you one day, Razor. Then I'll be grateful." Scott growled.
"I'm grateful I'm superior to all of you." Fox grinned. Everyone ignored him. "HEY!!! World's Sexiest Man speaking!! LISTEN TO ME!!!" Everyone still ignored him. "I hate you guys."
"We're grateful Paul came into our lives." The X-Girls giggled.
"I'm grateful Paul is not from Russia." Peter growled.
"Or from New Orleans." Remy added.
"Or lived in the sewers with the Morlocks." Ray groaned.
"I'm glad Craig and I found a family." Paul said.
"I'm grateful I found some friends that helped me out with Draconis." Jake smiled.
"I'm grateful my Dragon's okay." Jen grinned, hugging the wrestler.
"Hey!!" Dragon blushed.
"I'm grateful I'm so perfect!" Pietro laughed.
"I'm grateful I can do this!" Wanda said, slapping her brother upside the head.
"Hey!"
"I'm grateful that there are people around me that make me seem calm." Craig smirked.
"Amen to that." Logan nodded.
"I'm grateful I get to sit next to Storm." Shipwreck grinned, putting a hand on Storm's leg.
"I'm grateful they invented cutlery." Storm stabbed Shipwreck in the leg with her fork.
"And I'm grateful I can do this!" Bulldog punched Shipwreck out.
"I'm grateful I got a second chance." Pyro cackled. "And I'm grateful for fire. I love fire."
"I'm grateful I got Toddles!" Althea grinned.
"I'm grateful I got a girl." Todd smiled.
"I'm grateful I'm with a group of folks that think of me as more than just muscle." Fred raised his glass.
"We're grateful we're proud Scotsmen!" Beast and Iron Man cried out.
"Two letters, you guys: AA." Clint laughed.
"I'm like Pyro, man." Hawkeye shrugged with a smile. "I did some bad stuff in the past, but the Avengers took me in anyway. I love those guys."
"The Kid of Rock is grateful that he is the Kid of Rock!" Razor proclaimed. "And he's also thankful to Trey Parker and Matt Stone for bringing us that piece of heaven we call 'South Park'."
"No surprise." Tigra rolled her eyes. "I'm grateful I found new friends in you X-Men and Misfits. I'm also grateful to the Avengers for looking beyond my catlike exterior and letting me be their friend."
"I'm grateful that you guys are my friends." Kurt grinned.
"I'm grateful that I have a place where we can just be ourselves." Bobby laughed.
"I have never done anything like this before." Thor fidgeted nervously, clutching his hammer. "I give great gratitude to Captain America. He made me realize I could use my divine power to help mortals. He allowed me to join the Avengers. I am most grateful to him."
"I have never done anything like this either, Thor." Xi said. "I guess I consider my best thanks should be given to Todd and Althea. They were my first real friends, and they taught me that I could define my own destiny and purpose."
"I'm grateful to everybody for helping me be the Hollywood powerhouse I am now." Jamie said.
"I'm grateful I found more family. So is X23 here." Ace patted X23's head. She glared at him.
"You have guts, Wildstar." She warned.
"AMEN! LET'S EAT!!!" Razor called out. The kids tore into the food. However, the peace did not last.
"Razor, you throw your peas at me one more time..." Scott snarled.
"Wanda, did you brush my leg?" Craig wondered.
"Beast, I do not want any haggis!" Storm groaned.
"Shipwreck, you hassle Miss Munroe one more time..." Bulldog growled.
"Alvers, did you kick me?" Scott growled.
"I want to give Paul the salt!" Jean snapped.
"No! Ah do!!" Rogue snapped back.
"Paul's my boyfriend, so I'll pass him the salt!" Tabby glared.
"No, he's mine!" Dani yelled.
"He's mine!" Amara shouted.
"HE IS MINE!!!" Kitty screamed. A six-way catfight broke out.
"I HATE THAT STARCHILD!!!" The X-Boys screamed as a food fight broke out.
"Oh I knew it!" Xavier groaned. Jamie noticed something on TV.
"Hey guys! Listen!!" He ran to the TV and turned it up. The image of Indy Daimanji appeared on the screen with a bar on the bottom. On the bar graphic read Senator Kelly Scandal! Again!
"Indira Daimaji here with this exclusive report. We have been given footage from an anonymous source of Senator Kelly engaging with lewd behavior with what appears to be a mutated giant turkey. Now be warned that this footage may be too intense for younger viewers." The footage of a screaming Kelly being assaulted played. The gang burst out laughing.
"I knew it, mates! I knew Senator Kelly was attracted to turkeys! Pay up, you guys!" John cackled.
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(Cobra Headquarters)
The senior staff of Cobra and the Dreadnoks were forced to a dinner by Cobra Commander.
"I wanna watch the big game!" Monkeywrench whined.
"I want cheerleaders!" Torch sobbed.
"I want Althea." Virus moaned.
"SHUT UP VIRUS!!!" Everyone snapped.
"I can barely walk." Leathersuit moaned.
"Complain, complain." Cobra Commander grumbled.
"I feel sick." The Baroness moaned. "I think it was the oysters." A Viper ran in.
"Sirs! Look at this!" The Viper turned on a big screen TV nearby. The footage of Senator Kelly being assaulted by the giant turkey played. All the mutants burst out laughing.
"Maybe if we're lucky, Senator Kelly will turn into a mutant!" Leathersuit laughed. "Ow. I hate the She-Hulk."
"It would certainly teach that jerk." Zanya laughed, hi-fiving Virus.
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(Acolyte Headquarters, Location Unknown)
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Magneto and his Acolytes burst out laughing at the dinner table, watching a nearby TV.
"Now that my Thanksgiving great." Magneto snickered as he got up and walked to a large empty area of the room. "Okay, now let me show you my latest plan. Release the globe."
"RELEASE THE GLOBE!!!!" Shiva repeated loudly. A big globe came down, on top of Magneto's head.
"HEY!! OW!! WHAT THE--" Magneto snapped as he stumbled around and tried to get the big Earth off his head. The Acolytes laughed. "Nice job, numbnuts!"
"Oops!" Cortez, located on a high catwalk, covered his mouth in horror. Magneto got the globe off.
"Sheesh, the help around here." Magneto groaned. "Okay, now I need that moon model. Bring it down."
"BRING DOWN THE MOON!!!" Shiva screamed loudly. Cortez, swung down a moon model, and it hit Magneto where a guy should never be hit.
"AWWWWWWWW!!!!" Magneto clutched himself and fell on the floor in a fetal position. "No way!" Cortez looked away with gritted teeth, Shiva struggled not to laugh. The male Acolytes winced. Magneto slowly got up, swore, and kicked the air. "Ow. Oh what a Thanksgiving this turned out to be!"
"Yeah." Shiva fought a losing battle against her laughter. "Happy Thanksgiving! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Well, Thanksgiving will never be the same again!! What'll happen in the next exciting adventure? What was up with Magneto? Will Kelly ever live this down? Will more insanity happen? Find out in the next story! Suggestions for future stories welcome! This is L17, signing off for now!! See you soon, and keep on reading!!