Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me
Title: Prom
Author: Ginji-ban
Chapter 2 - NO!
"What?!" I exclaimed as my eyes widened at what Sakura said before shifting my gaze to the unconscious Sasuke on the ground. I don't blame him for fainting; I mean it is bad enough that he got kicked real hard in the groin, lost to the great me and be told that he had to attend the prom as my date. It is a real blow to a man's pride, trust me.
"I said that Sasuke is going to the prom as your date as a girl." Repeat Sakura as she giggles menacingly over Sasuke's body
"But Sakura-chan, how can this be happening? Should you be the one going with Sasuke? After all you liked him a lot." Protested Naruto, pointing a finger at Sasuke who sat up and was now rubbing his head.
Sakura shook a finger in front of both boys "No.No.It is over" Suddenly fire of determination to bring both boys together flare up within her "Muahahaha!! Come on, Sasuke-kun, we better get working on you since the prom is in one week time. We have to prepare!! Ooh, busy, busy!!" Sang Sakura as she claps her hand together before pulling Sasuke up on his feet.
"Let start working to turn you into Sasuke-hime (1), ne~" Sakura smiled happily at Sasuke who sweat-dropped, giving a useless glare at Naruto who just shrugged. "Now, Sasuke-kun, do you know how to do Naruto's Oiroke no jutsu (2)?"
"No way! Why on earth would I know how to do that.that.perverted jutsu!" growled Sasuke as he crossed his arm in front of his chest "In the first place, why should I go as a girl to prom? And as a date with him!" Sasuke shot a menacing glare to Naruto who sheepishly grinned at him. "Why do I have to listen to you ---" Sasuke stopped short when he saw the puppy- look on Sakura's face, as her face scrunched up in order not to cry, suddenly.
"SASUKE-KUN, YOU BAKA! HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! WHAT KIND OF A GENTLEMAN ARE YOU? IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU LOST SO YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME!" hollered Sakura at the top of her lungs, she breathed deeply, trying to catch her breath from hollering so much and so loud that she scared off the nearby hiding Anbu and birds. Sakura ignored both boys' shocked looks and grabbed Sasuke by the collar and snarled at him softly into his ear "You better do what I say or else you pay for it." With that she let go of the shivering Sasuke and went back into her 'normal' mode of cuteness and innocent.
"So ne, Sasuke-kun, can you do Oiroke no jutsu?" asked Sakura with a tone of impatient.
"Like said--" began Sasuke
"Just answer 'yes' or 'no'" cut in Sakura as she stared fiercely at Sasuke
"No." came a soft reply from Sasuke who was murmuring about the pink-hair girl should go and join the interrogation squad instead of standing around here and trying to force him to be girl/date for that dobe.
"Good." Smiled Sakura once again, this time she turned to face Naruto who gulped fearfully at her "Naruto-kun, can you kindly teach our dear Sasuke- kun here?"
"Err.Sure, why not."squeaked the normal loud-mouth brat oops I mean kid.
"I protest! Never will I learn that indecent act of sin!" Sasuke was about to protest further but stop when he saw the look of the devil in Sakura.
"Then I presumed that you prefer to do it the old-fashioned way." Said Sakura
"Ne, Sakura-chan, what is the 'old-fashion' way?" asked Naruto as he rose up his hand.
"Oh.nothing much really, just waxing of leg hair, plucking or trimming of eyebrows, doing up hair.you know that kind of stuff" said Sakura casually as she wave a hand about, ignoring the painful look on Sasuke as he imagine the pain and agony of going through waxing.
"I do it."
"What? I can't seem to hear you." lied Sakura even though she heard he loud and clear.
"I SAID THAT I WILL DO IT!" Sasuke raised his voice a little higher
"Ahem."
"What is it now?" snarled Sasuke
"You didn't say which."
With Sasuke slapped his forehead and wished that his brother would appear and kill him right on that very spot and moment.
"Sakura-chan."
"Yes, Naruto?"
"You are one scary girl." His remark earned him a kunai in his forehead.
@#@#@
-Three hours later-
"Wrong!! Think of being more sexy and that you are out there to seduce guys!!" yelled Naruto as he hit Sasuke on the head with a paper fan.
"Stop hitting my head, you dobe!" shouted a fat looking female version Sasuke as he rubbed his head before undo the seal. "Man, I am trying to do this stupid jutsu!" he grumbled as he sat down on the ground and crossed his arm.
"Ne, Sasuke-kun, you cannot back out of this.remember that!!" said Sakura in a singsong voice as she sat up on the tree, directly above him. She was having a hell of a time watching Sasuke transforming into various form of girl but they were all never the way Naruto wanted him to be.
"Shut up, Sakura. This is all your fault." Said Sasuke as he narrowed his eyes at her, hoping that it would scare Sakura into giving up this stupid idea however the girl just blew a 'raspberry' at him. "It wasn't my fault that you lost." Sasuke wanted to jump up there and slap her across the face but Naruto hit him in the head with the paper fan.
"Stop slacking, Sasuke no baka and get working on improving your 'Oiroke no jutsu'!!" yelled Naruto into the poor boy's ear then delivering some more whack on the head with the paper fan.
"Alright! Enough!!" yelled Sasuke in mixture of annoyance and frustration. "It is just a stupid jutsu anyway." his comment earning him some more whack to the head.
"Don't *whack* call *whack* it *whack* stupid *whack*!! As a matter of fact, it is one of the best jutsu ever even the Hokage lost out to it!! *whack* Get that into your *whack* nutshell *whack* head!! DOBE!! WHHACCKK!!" Naruto hit him with all his strength on the 'dobe' part, finally able to use that dreaded word on the raven-haired boy.
"Yeah!! Yeah!! I got it! I got it! Stop hitting me already!!" grumbled Sasuke as he put both arms over his head in self-defense from the evil paper fan of doom.
"Man, you are totally hopeless, I don't even know why they called you the Rookie back then when you can't even held a simple jutsu like Oiroke no jutsu.Chez." Naruto clicked his tongue at the growling 'normal' Raven-hair teammate before putting an arm around the neck, pulling Sasuke who slightly blush, closer to see the picture of the naked lady "Now, I want you to study the feature properly before attempting again."
Sasuke stared at the picture, studying every curve of the lady's body before he nodded to Naruto that he was confident to try an attempt again.
This time, he concentrated harder to be most sexy girl ever in Konoha. He felt his charka spreading from within himself to cover his whole body, with that he shouted "Oiroke no Jutsu"
*Poof*
He heard both Sakura and Naruto screaming away and quickly open his eyes to see both of them super red in the face and their jaws hanging down to the ground. Sasuke felt cool air eloping around his skin; he dared not looked down to see his new transformation.
"Sasuke, you asshole!! I asked you to transform into a sexy girl not strip yourself naked!" shrieked Naruto who was trying hard not to nose bleed in front of the Sasuke, even though the blonde had seen Sasuke naked a couple of time but it been a long time since he last saw him. Sasuke had grown tanner than before, no longer was his body pale and fair like the moon even his muscle grew more tone.
"That's it! Sasuke-kun, we are no longer going to do this the easy way of Oiroke no jutsu since you can't master it well." Said a closed eyes Sakura "We are doing to hard way of waxing!!"
"What the *beep*? Waxing? No way!!" cried Sasuke as he stepped forward to protest, with him closer to his other two teammates, he was surprise to see a faint blush on Naruto's face. Just he came with eye contact with the blue eyes, they widened quickly before turning away to look at the ground. 'What with Naruto?' he wondered.
"I don't care! You are definitely going through the waxing process!! And of course, shopping too!" said Sakura, still with her eyes closed "Damn it, Sasuke-kun, put on some clothes before both Naruto and I die of excessive nose bleeding!" she grumbled.
'Huh? What does she meant by 'both Naruto and I die of excessive nose bleeding'? I thought it would only be herself? Why is it also Naruto?' he thought strangely to himself, then finally he got what the pink-haired was saying when he saw tiny micro droplets of blood on the outer part of Naruto's nose. He was going to tease Naruto about it when Sakura grabbed him by his collar and drag him away from the blonde boy "Come on, Sasuke- kun! We have lots of shopping to do!! Bye Naruto, see you later!!" leaving the blonde boy waving to two tiny dots on the horizon. "Good luck, Sasuke.You really need it." He mumbled softly as he shivered from the terrible experience of going on a shopping trip with Sakura. So terrible that he had to take two days even with his Kyuubi's healing power, to heal.
*&*&*&*&*
Raised eyebrows and wondering glares were shot toward the couple outside the entrance of the shopping complex. Apparently it seemed the guy did not want to enter the complex but the girl kept insisting that they have to go in and do the shopping so they ended up arguing before it was the girl dragging in the boy with force, by the collar however he clung onto the pole, with comical stream of tears flowing down both cheeks (A/n: I noe that is OOC but it is cuter this way)
"Oh, please most beautiful and charming Sakura, please humble Uchiha Sasuke go home and not step into this terrible place of which people know it as the 'Shopping Mall'. I would do anything for you!! Go on a date.anything just let me go!!" begged Sasuke as he continue to cling to the pole
"No, Sasuke-kun. This is very important and." Sakura stopped tugging on his collar and leaned toward Sasuke, whispering into his ear "You better listen to me before I start spreading the rumor that you raped me. Muahehehe." she giggled evilly into his ear before pulling away. "So Sasuke- kun, do I have to drag you in there or do you want to enter the mall like a normal person with pride?"
Sasuke immediately got off the pole, holding out his hand for Sakura to hold on their long journey of the 'Shopping Trip'.
TBC
A/n: Oro.how was the chappie?? Hope it is well coz I did this in the wee hours (2am) of my b'dae sigh.I am going old again.*fake an old cough .never mind I think just go and work on Orphan's love. Hmm.I have problem deciding wat kind of dress should I have Sasuke to wear..
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Yuki-Chan2 - Oro.it's a unfair fight??.*evil grin.dun think so.anyway thanks for reviewing
Uzumaki Rin - Hai!! This is specially for you since u r the one to inspire me the most to write !! Hmm.piccy. anything . hmm.. how abt a Sasuke and Naruto?. ^^
Chang Wumei - Here the next chappie!!
Liz - Hai!! No problem.
Naruke - Hee. I always love reading ur reviews.. they are always so funny!!
Firedragyon97 - Matchmaker Sakura on the loose!! Run for life. Hee.. should I have Sakura to torture Sasuke more.. ^^
SmileyYaoiChick - Ooh.funny bunny.hee~
Chippy - Hmm.Sasuke in a wedding dress.Good idea.Muaheeheeheee.
Sailor Book/ Water Mistress - HEE.so wat do you want to see more in future? Tell me and I gladly write down.
Babel121 - Wow, really? Thank you so much!! You make me so happy *glomps*
Juniper Moon - Mou, that the problem, I dunnoe what kind of dress should Sasuke wear.hmm.
Silverdrake - Hee.the pain.I know how the guys after being kick in the nut, they double over and groan out in pain.some even cried. -___-
Hitori - Hai, I updated~ and chapter 3 is on the way
Wuffieluver - Thank you *glomp
Shinikami Dragon - You are one of fav. Shinikami!! ^^ anyway thanks a lot for reviewing in
New dragon18 and shinjuki - Mou, Gomen nasai~~!! I didn't know when is your b'dae so I promised next time I will write you a b'dae fic!! (|_______|)
"What?!" I exclaimed as my eyes widened at what Sakura said before shifting my gaze to the unconscious Sasuke on the ground. I don't blame him for fainting; I mean it is bad enough that he got kicked real hard in the groin, lost to the great me and be told that he had to attend the prom as my date. It is a real blow to a man's pride, trust me.
"I said that Sasuke is going to the prom as your date as a girl." Repeat Sakura as she giggles menacingly over Sasuke's body
"But Sakura-chan, how can this be happening? Should you be the one going with Sasuke? After all you liked him a lot." Protested Naruto, pointing a finger at Sasuke who sat up and was now rubbing his head.
Sakura shook a finger in front of both boys "No.No.It is over" Suddenly fire of determination to bring both boys together flare up within her "Muahahaha!! Come on, Sasuke-kun, we better get working on you since the prom is in one week time. We have to prepare!! Ooh, busy, busy!!" Sang Sakura as she claps her hand together before pulling Sasuke up on his feet.
"Let start working to turn you into Sasuke-hime (1), ne~" Sakura smiled happily at Sasuke who sweat-dropped, giving a useless glare at Naruto who just shrugged. "Now, Sasuke-kun, do you know how to do Naruto's Oiroke no jutsu (2)?"
"No way! Why on earth would I know how to do that.that.perverted jutsu!" growled Sasuke as he crossed his arm in front of his chest "In the first place, why should I go as a girl to prom? And as a date with him!" Sasuke shot a menacing glare to Naruto who sheepishly grinned at him. "Why do I have to listen to you ---" Sasuke stopped short when he saw the puppy- look on Sakura's face, as her face scrunched up in order not to cry, suddenly.
"SASUKE-KUN, YOU BAKA! HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! WHAT KIND OF A GENTLEMAN ARE YOU? IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU LOST SO YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME!" hollered Sakura at the top of her lungs, she breathed deeply, trying to catch her breath from hollering so much and so loud that she scared off the nearby hiding Anbu and birds. Sakura ignored both boys' shocked looks and grabbed Sasuke by the collar and snarled at him softly into his ear "You better do what I say or else you pay for it." With that she let go of the shivering Sasuke and went back into her 'normal' mode of cuteness and innocent.
"So ne, Sasuke-kun, can you do Oiroke no jutsu?" asked Sakura with a tone of impatient.
"Like said--" began Sasuke
"Just answer 'yes' or 'no'" cut in Sakura as she stared fiercely at Sasuke
"No." came a soft reply from Sasuke who was murmuring about the pink-hair girl should go and join the interrogation squad instead of standing around here and trying to force him to be girl/date for that dobe.
"Good." Smiled Sakura once again, this time she turned to face Naruto who gulped fearfully at her "Naruto-kun, can you kindly teach our dear Sasuke- kun here?"
"Err.Sure, why not."squeaked the normal loud-mouth brat oops I mean kid.
"I protest! Never will I learn that indecent act of sin!" Sasuke was about to protest further but stop when he saw the look of the devil in Sakura.
"Then I presumed that you prefer to do it the old-fashioned way." Said Sakura
"Ne, Sakura-chan, what is the 'old-fashion' way?" asked Naruto as he rose up his hand.
"Oh.nothing much really, just waxing of leg hair, plucking or trimming of eyebrows, doing up hair.you know that kind of stuff" said Sakura casually as she wave a hand about, ignoring the painful look on Sasuke as he imagine the pain and agony of going through waxing.
"I do it."
"What? I can't seem to hear you." lied Sakura even though she heard he loud and clear.
"I SAID THAT I WILL DO IT!" Sasuke raised his voice a little higher
"Ahem."
"What is it now?" snarled Sasuke
"You didn't say which."
With Sasuke slapped his forehead and wished that his brother would appear and kill him right on that very spot and moment.
"Sakura-chan."
"Yes, Naruto?"
"You are one scary girl." His remark earned him a kunai in his forehead.
@#@#@
-Three hours later-
"Wrong!! Think of being more sexy and that you are out there to seduce guys!!" yelled Naruto as he hit Sasuke on the head with a paper fan.
"Stop hitting my head, you dobe!" shouted a fat looking female version Sasuke as he rubbed his head before undo the seal. "Man, I am trying to do this stupid jutsu!" he grumbled as he sat down on the ground and crossed his arm.
"Ne, Sasuke-kun, you cannot back out of this.remember that!!" said Sakura in a singsong voice as she sat up on the tree, directly above him. She was having a hell of a time watching Sasuke transforming into various form of girl but they were all never the way Naruto wanted him to be.
"Shut up, Sakura. This is all your fault." Said Sasuke as he narrowed his eyes at her, hoping that it would scare Sakura into giving up this stupid idea however the girl just blew a 'raspberry' at him. "It wasn't my fault that you lost." Sasuke wanted to jump up there and slap her across the face but Naruto hit him in the head with the paper fan.
"Stop slacking, Sasuke no baka and get working on improving your 'Oiroke no jutsu'!!" yelled Naruto into the poor boy's ear then delivering some more whack on the head with the paper fan.
"Alright! Enough!!" yelled Sasuke in mixture of annoyance and frustration. "It is just a stupid jutsu anyway." his comment earning him some more whack to the head.
"Don't *whack* call *whack* it *whack* stupid *whack*!! As a matter of fact, it is one of the best jutsu ever even the Hokage lost out to it!! *whack* Get that into your *whack* nutshell *whack* head!! DOBE!! WHHACCKK!!" Naruto hit him with all his strength on the 'dobe' part, finally able to use that dreaded word on the raven-haired boy.
"Yeah!! Yeah!! I got it! I got it! Stop hitting me already!!" grumbled Sasuke as he put both arms over his head in self-defense from the evil paper fan of doom.
"Man, you are totally hopeless, I don't even know why they called you the Rookie back then when you can't even held a simple jutsu like Oiroke no jutsu.Chez." Naruto clicked his tongue at the growling 'normal' Raven-hair teammate before putting an arm around the neck, pulling Sasuke who slightly blush, closer to see the picture of the naked lady "Now, I want you to study the feature properly before attempting again."
Sasuke stared at the picture, studying every curve of the lady's body before he nodded to Naruto that he was confident to try an attempt again.
This time, he concentrated harder to be most sexy girl ever in Konoha. He felt his charka spreading from within himself to cover his whole body, with that he shouted "Oiroke no Jutsu"
*Poof*
He heard both Sakura and Naruto screaming away and quickly open his eyes to see both of them super red in the face and their jaws hanging down to the ground. Sasuke felt cool air eloping around his skin; he dared not looked down to see his new transformation.
"Sasuke, you asshole!! I asked you to transform into a sexy girl not strip yourself naked!" shrieked Naruto who was trying hard not to nose bleed in front of the Sasuke, even though the blonde had seen Sasuke naked a couple of time but it been a long time since he last saw him. Sasuke had grown tanner than before, no longer was his body pale and fair like the moon even his muscle grew more tone.
"That's it! Sasuke-kun, we are no longer going to do this the easy way of Oiroke no jutsu since you can't master it well." Said a closed eyes Sakura "We are doing to hard way of waxing!!"
"What the *beep*? Waxing? No way!!" cried Sasuke as he stepped forward to protest, with him closer to his other two teammates, he was surprise to see a faint blush on Naruto's face. Just he came with eye contact with the blue eyes, they widened quickly before turning away to look at the ground. 'What with Naruto?' he wondered.
"I don't care! You are definitely going through the waxing process!! And of course, shopping too!" said Sakura, still with her eyes closed "Damn it, Sasuke-kun, put on some clothes before both Naruto and I die of excessive nose bleeding!" she grumbled.
'Huh? What does she meant by 'both Naruto and I die of excessive nose bleeding'? I thought it would only be herself? Why is it also Naruto?' he thought strangely to himself, then finally he got what the pink-haired was saying when he saw tiny micro droplets of blood on the outer part of Naruto's nose. He was going to tease Naruto about it when Sakura grabbed him by his collar and drag him away from the blonde boy "Come on, Sasuke- kun! We have lots of shopping to do!! Bye Naruto, see you later!!" leaving the blonde boy waving to two tiny dots on the horizon. "Good luck, Sasuke.You really need it." He mumbled softly as he shivered from the terrible experience of going on a shopping trip with Sakura. So terrible that he had to take two days even with his Kyuubi's healing power, to heal.
*&*&*&*&*
Raised eyebrows and wondering glares were shot toward the couple outside the entrance of the shopping complex. Apparently it seemed the guy did not want to enter the complex but the girl kept insisting that they have to go in and do the shopping so they ended up arguing before it was the girl dragging in the boy with force, by the collar however he clung onto the pole, with comical stream of tears flowing down both cheeks (A/n: I noe that is OOC but it is cuter this way)
"Oh, please most beautiful and charming Sakura, please humble Uchiha Sasuke go home and not step into this terrible place of which people know it as the 'Shopping Mall'. I would do anything for you!! Go on a date.anything just let me go!!" begged Sasuke as he continue to cling to the pole
"No, Sasuke-kun. This is very important and." Sakura stopped tugging on his collar and leaned toward Sasuke, whispering into his ear "You better listen to me before I start spreading the rumor that you raped me. Muahehehe." she giggled evilly into his ear before pulling away. "So Sasuke- kun, do I have to drag you in there or do you want to enter the mall like a normal person with pride?"
Sasuke immediately got off the pole, holding out his hand for Sakura to hold on their long journey of the 'Shopping Trip'.
TBC
A/n: Oro.how was the chappie?? Hope it is well coz I did this in the wee hours (2am) of my b'dae sigh.I am going old again.*fake an old cough .never mind I think just go and work on Orphan's love. Hmm.I have problem deciding wat kind of dress should I have Sasuke to wear..
Reviewers' corner
Yuki-Chan2 - Oro.it's a unfair fight??.*evil grin.dun think so.anyway thanks for reviewing
Uzumaki Rin - Hai!! This is specially for you since u r the one to inspire me the most to write !! Hmm.piccy. anything . hmm.. how abt a Sasuke and Naruto?. ^^
Chang Wumei - Here the next chappie!!
Liz - Hai!! No problem.
Naruke - Hee. I always love reading ur reviews.. they are always so funny!!
Firedragyon97 - Matchmaker Sakura on the loose!! Run for life. Hee.. should I have Sakura to torture Sasuke more.. ^^
SmileyYaoiChick - Ooh.funny bunny.hee~
Chippy - Hmm.Sasuke in a wedding dress.Good idea.Muaheeheeheee.
Sailor Book/ Water Mistress - HEE.so wat do you want to see more in future? Tell me and I gladly write down.
Babel121 - Wow, really? Thank you so much!! You make me so happy *glomps*
Juniper Moon - Mou, that the problem, I dunnoe what kind of dress should Sasuke wear.hmm.
Silverdrake - Hee.the pain.I know how the guys after being kick in the nut, they double over and groan out in pain.some even cried. -___-
Hitori - Hai, I updated~ and chapter 3 is on the way
Wuffieluver - Thank you *glomp
Shinikami Dragon - You are one of fav. Shinikami!! ^^ anyway thanks a lot for reviewing in
New dragon18 and shinjuki - Mou, Gomen nasai~~!! I didn't know when is your b'dae so I promised next time I will write you a b'dae fic!! (|_______|)