A/N:It`s really short so no flames please?!I thought of it today on Thanksgiving.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!ENJOI!
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AnaMarie was cooking the food for The Black Pearl.She hated
cooking.AnaMarie was first going to serve the drinks.She had a clever
idea.She put rat poisoning in one of the rum bottles,just to show her
hatered toward cooking.She took three rum bottles to the table where Jack
and the crew were talking."Wait until I get all the rum here"AnaMarie snapped,
as Mr.Gibbs was about to drink rum.She finally got all 18 bottles on deck for
the crew."Oh,I poisoned one of the rum bottles,happy hunting"AnaMarie said
calmly.Everyone looked at her in unison.Nobody touched the rum.All of a sudden,Mr.Cotten`s
parrot flew on Jack`s shoulder and pecked at the rum bottle."Oy,Mr.Cotton,yer
birdy here wants a drink"Jack replied.Mr.Cotten shoke his head.Jack poured some rum
in the bowl and the bird drank."Let`s watch him get drunk"Mr.Gibbs said,with a snicker.
Soon the whole crew roared with laughter except Mr.Cotton.The bird fell to the ground with
a thud."That was the poisoned rum bottle,yer birdy sacrificed his life for us Mr.Cotton"Jack said,
putting his hat over his chest.Mr.Cotton was angry.AnaMarie came on deck with dried meat.
She set the plate on the table and started to walk off.Before she took another step,she turned around.
"Oh,I poisoned one of those also,happy hunting and happy Thanksgiving"AnaMarie said with a smirk.
She left the deck."Who`s going to sacrifice their lives now?"Jack asked.
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If it wasn`t funny for you,oh well.Please don`t flame!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!ENJOI!
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AnaMarie was cooking the food for The Black Pearl.She hated
cooking.AnaMarie was first going to serve the drinks.She had a clever
idea.She put rat poisoning in one of the rum bottles,just to show her
hatered toward cooking.She took three rum bottles to the table where Jack
and the crew were talking."Wait until I get all the rum here"AnaMarie snapped,
as Mr.Gibbs was about to drink rum.She finally got all 18 bottles on deck for
the crew."Oh,I poisoned one of the rum bottles,happy hunting"AnaMarie said
calmly.Everyone looked at her in unison.Nobody touched the rum.All of a sudden,Mr.Cotten`s
parrot flew on Jack`s shoulder and pecked at the rum bottle."Oy,Mr.Cotton,yer
birdy here wants a drink"Jack replied.Mr.Cotten shoke his head.Jack poured some rum
in the bowl and the bird drank."Let`s watch him get drunk"Mr.Gibbs said,with a snicker.
Soon the whole crew roared with laughter except Mr.Cotton.The bird fell to the ground with
a thud."That was the poisoned rum bottle,yer birdy sacrificed his life for us Mr.Cotton"Jack said,
putting his hat over his chest.Mr.Cotton was angry.AnaMarie came on deck with dried meat.
She set the plate on the table and started to walk off.Before she took another step,she turned around.
"Oh,I poisoned one of those also,happy hunting and happy Thanksgiving"AnaMarie said with a smirk.
She left the deck."Who`s going to sacrifice their lives now?"Jack asked.
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If it wasn`t funny for you,oh well.Please don`t flame!