A thanksgiving In Japan with the RK crew

I dunna. People in US have Turkey Day tommorra. Well, me and a friend are doing this RK rp...and its pretty funneh. I'm hastily typing this...so it's gonna be a little...sloppy.

*dodges a katana* Aoshi stop thorwing things at me! Yer in it too!

*dodges a rush of flames* Mummeh! If you don't stop! *slices Shishio with her katana*

O.O He's dead. *cheering*

Warning:Some people kiss and minor drug use. I only say the names,...they dont do anything with them o.o

Disclamier...I'm too poor to own Rk...I wish i did,,,it'd...NO KAORUXKENSHIN!!!-cackles madly-

~X~

-the gang is walking to the Dojo...Sano's bragging about some girl he laid...Kenshin's covering Yahiko's ears,listening intently,and Kaoru keeps trying to make the rooster head shuddap-

Sano:Yeah but I mean...she said my name like 300 times...

Kaoru:Shut up you-a truck zooms by-

Megumi:Sano,you're a man whore.

Sano:Don't be mad you can't get with this-sticks out tounge-

Misao:Don't stick that out unless you intend to use it!-sticks out tounge-

Aoshi:O.O!!-runs off-

Misao:Aoshi,AOSHI!-runs after him...dropping her bags-

Sano:More for me.

All:-.-

(they arrrive at the dojo...)

Kazuma:-waves- HEY YA'LL!!!

Kaoru & Megumi: I know you, you're the girl who's been trying to get with our men!

Kenshin and Sano:-snort-

Kaoru and Megumi:-evil glare-

Sano:I thought you said I was a 'man whore'?

Megumi:You are...-huggles Sano- my man whore.

Sano:-blinks- O.o GET OF WE-truck zooms by-

All:-gaspshock-

Kenshin:-shakes head- Well I guess I'll start cooking...

Shishio: Yo yo whad up my homie G dawgs?! Sano siad der was a party at Kaoru's joint...something about a turkey and killing Kenshin...but...no killing Kenshin...but a turkey. So I was popping up and wanted to say...-puts on a Scary Movie guy mask- WHAZZZZZZZZZ UPPPPPPP?!!!-does the little 'I love you' finger gesture-

Sano:That mask looks better then your real face.

-drumbeat-

Sano:-bows- Thank you thankyou, I'm here all my LIFE!

-crowd gasps-Yer kidding right?!-start running in circles screeching-

Kazuma:I already cooked.

Kenshin:How about laundry?

Kazuma:-files nails- Did that.

Kenshin:And waxing the floors?

Kazuma:Yup.

Kenshin:-starts looking nervous- Shiningthekatanas?cleaningtherooms?refillingthehottubs?feedingfufu?whoeverthatis!rakingtheleaves?cleaningsanosroom?

Kazuma:-nods- Yup yup yup yup yup yup yup...

Kenshin:-starts freaking out- Cleaningthebathroom?wipingthecounters?cleanignSanos'room?CleaningKaoru'sunderweardrawer?-gets smacked by Kaoru-

Kaoru:-turns red and walks into the dojo-

Sano:Must be THAt time of the month.

Yahiko:What's that supposed...-gets knoced out by Megumi-

Megumi:None ya. -huffs and walks into dojo...trampling over Kazuma-

Kazuma:-is flat-

Others:-step on her-

Sano:-helps her up-

Kazuma:-brushes herself off- MY SANOO!!!-clings to him-

Sano:n.n-walks into dojo-

Kenshin:-in a corner...shaking tremondously-I need to clean...I need to clean....

(after everyone changed and got ready for the party)

Shishio:-dressed like a pirate- Ar! Me mateys!

Yume:-dressed like a gypsy- U.u;;

Aoshi:-wearing a 'I lurve Misao' shirt on...thats WAY to tight and shows his stomach-

Yahiko:-dressed like Pikachu- You love a busu!?!-laughs and his head s almost amputated by a katana-

Aoshi:I don't like her but she NOT ugly,-points to Kaoru- She's ugly.

Misao:-watery eyes- You stuck up for me!-starts kissing Aoshi-

All:GO MISAO AND AOSHI XD!

Kazuma:-brings in all the food.-dressed like Mew-

Sano:-dressed like a skater- Come here Kazu.

Kazuma:-waddles over to Sano...saying 'mew' to everyone-

Sano:-smirks and pulls Kazu onto his lap and starts kissing her-

Megumi:OMIGAWD!

All:-pause- Go SANO AND KAZU!!!

Yahiko:This is getting too...mushy...

Aoshi,Misao,Sano,and Kazu:THEN LEAVE SNOT FACED LITTLE HANDED BUG EYED--and tons of other insults- FREAK!

Yahiko:-starts crying on Kenshin..who's still shaking-

Kenshin:-pushes Yaihko towards Kaoru-

Skizzles:-wakes up- Did I miss something?

All:-point to Aoshi and Misao...Sano and Kazu-

Skizzles:-dressed like Rabi from Digi Charat...jumps up..and falls over-

Shishio:Yo yo yo, I gots a mad muchies where da food at?!

All:-point to table- Geez,your skin may have been burned but we didn't think the flames reached your brain!

Shishio:-pouts- Ya'll....ya'll...don't need to be...RUDEE!!!-starts crying on Yume's shoulder-

Skizzles:-blinks and pokes Shishio...who rolled away from Yume and is crying liek a baby-

Legacy:We would play games! Todays Halloween right?!-dressed like Tai from digimon-

All:-shakes their heads-What are you wearing?!

Legacy:-falls over- You guys are dressed like...things you dress as for halloween!

All:-shake their heads-

Legacy:-nods-

All:-shake their heads-

Legacy:-nods-

All:If you nod one more time...-crack their knuckles-

Legacy:-blinks and smirks- Remember what I can do to ya'll.

Skizzles:-nods- He can FREEZE ya and put ya in anothher dimension!

Legacy:-nods- Now,we'll go outsisde and play some...pinata!

All:-cheers and stand up..only to fall down again...-

Angel:-waves and nods...dreesed like Pocohantas...he's a GUYXD-

All:-turn their heads...'cept Megumi and Kaoru-

Angel:-starts posing-

Legacy:-sweatdrops- We aren't related...

(when eveyone's outside...drinking wine/sake and talking)

-tons of little kids with bandanas start hitting Hiko with their sticks-

Hiko:DAMN KIDS!

Kids:-gasp-

Hiko:I mean...darling children...

Kids:-eyes start glowing-

Hiko:-blinks- o.o! -starts running away...kids follow-

Legacy:-pulls out a donkey pinata-

All:-wrap bandanas around their eyes and start swinging!-

Pinata:OWCH STOPP BEING SO ROUGH!

All:-shrugs- We wanna know whats in there...

Pinata:-cracks open and drugs and condoms fall out-

All:-disgrunted look- Ew...-back away from the pinata-

Yahiko:-eyes wide- What are those mommy!?-pulling on Kaoru's shirt...he rips it-

Kaoru:-you can now she her underwear...blinks...turns red...cries and runs into house-

Kazuma:-walks out of house...-The house...I set it on fire!

All:-start running aroundpulling out their hair-

Kaoru:-runs out with flames over her-

Sano Aoshi and Misao:-walk out-

All:-stop running- It's Kaoru's house...not ours.-shrug and walk away...grabbing a bottle of sake-

Kaoru:HEY GET BACK HERE!!

Sano:-picks up Kazu- Sorry little lady,but it's your house and your problem.-shrugs and walks off-

Kenshin:-stares-

Kaoru:Kenshin?

Kenshon:-snorts- You're house.-throws off pink gi- I"M FREE FROM HOUSE CLEANING FOREVER! -cackles madly...takes out sakaboto and starts slashing up random people-

~X~

So that's how Turkey Day happened. Yup. -nods and eats a live turkey- I hope you enjoy! Review if you want!-bows- Sayonara!