"Ron!" Kim screamed at the top of her lungs. Ron stuck his head out from
the other side of the door.
"You rang?" he asked with a goofy smile. Kim picked up the bag of half eaten chips with ants falling from a hole.
"What is this? This is disgusting! And in my room, I told you NOT to eat in my room!" Kim said throwing the bag against the wall. Ron bent over and picked up the bag and frowned.
"But your TV has all the good movie channels, not to mention the DVD played. Clash of the Titans was on and you know my TV doesn't get that channel," Ron said rolling the bag into a ball. Kim brushed some of her red hair out of her eye and crossed her arms.
"What am I going to do with you?" she asked, turning back to her bed to finish making it. Ron smiled and walked into the kitchen, throwing the bag away. Ron loved Kim and everyone but her seemed to know it. After high school Ron and Kim decided to move in together, Kim would fight crime and Ron would own and manage the restaurant that they lived above. They kept a great friendship and not once did romance get in the way of their living styles.
"What do you want for breakfast?" Ron asked, opening their large cupboard filled with food. Kim poked her head out from her room.
"Just some eggs and toast, Wade is coming over here in twenty minutes to discuss his new invention plans. Since the kid got his license he's been making up excuses just to drive over here," Kim said walking out of her room sporting a green halter-top and white Capri's. She bent over and pulled her hair into a bun and reached for the paper as she sat at the table.
"So how are things with you and Mr. Latino lover?" Ron asked in a fake Spanish accent. Kim put the paper down and took a sip of her orange juice.
"Dumped him last night," she said brushing more hair out of her face. Ron spun around and gasped.
"Aye carumba!" he said, still sporting his fake accent. Kim rolled her napkin in a ball then threw it at him.
"So tell me about your super hot romantic life Ron, how are things with you and this girl you are madly in love with? Did you tell her how you felt yet?" Kim asked, without the slightest clue she was talking about herself. Ron turned back around and concentrated on Kim's eggs.
"No, and I don't intend on doing it anytime soon," Ron said while spreading I love you on Kim's toast with butter. Before the toast got to her, the message melted away and Ron tried to forget the subject.
"Come on, tell me who she is already! I'm dying to know!" Kim said sitting Indian style in her chair. The doorbell rung and Ron moved towards to refrigerator for more eggs.
"Wade," he said plainly and got out another plate. Kim let the doorbell ring once more before she stood and walked to the living room, opening the door to a young acne infested teenager named Wade.
"You're early," she said stepping aside for him to come in.
"Good to see you to," Wade said tossing his car keys in the little candy bowl Ron had set out for guests to put their car keys in.
"Hi Wade," Ron said as Kim and Wade walked into the kitchen. Wade grabbed the paper and sat at his usual spot. Kim sat too and Ron served them.
"When are you just going to invite me to live with you?" Wade asked without looking up from his paper. They both laughed at him and he put the paper down right away. Ron shook his head and Kim kept laughing. As Ron sat he thought of a joke.
"Wade, all the hot sex me and Kim have would distract you from other things," he said with a smile. Kim laughed harder and nodded.
"Yes Wade, we do it ALL the time . . .and everywhere. Why do you think it took me so long to answer the door? Me and Ron were doing in right on the table!" Kim said playing along. Right away Wade dropped the piece of egg that fell on the table that he was just about to shove in his mouth.
"Well when are you two going to actually get together?" Ron and Kim looked at each other then broke into laughter. Wade mocked them and continued eating. Ron stopped laughing and looked at Kim, wondering when they really were going to get together.
"Isn't it time for your restaurant to be opening?" Kim asked looking at the clock. Ron gasped and ran down the stairs to the kitchen, thankfully his hard working staff was already there preparing for the opening for the day. Kim and Wade heard Ron begin to bark out orders so Kim closed the door.
"I'm serious you know," Wade said finishing off his plate of eggs. Kim took her plate and cup to the sink and began to wash them with water.
"I know, I know. Even my dad has been asking me that. The answer is unclear, besides, I don't have feelings for him like that and he is in love with some mysterious girl who he won't even tell me about," she said turning off the sink. Wade nodded and finished the rest of his orange juice. He knew it was Kim who Ron liked, but couldn't tell her, it would be too low and Ron would be crushed.
"So what are your new plans?" Kim asked clearing the kitchen table.
"You rang?" he asked with a goofy smile. Kim picked up the bag of half eaten chips with ants falling from a hole.
"What is this? This is disgusting! And in my room, I told you NOT to eat in my room!" Kim said throwing the bag against the wall. Ron bent over and picked up the bag and frowned.
"But your TV has all the good movie channels, not to mention the DVD played. Clash of the Titans was on and you know my TV doesn't get that channel," Ron said rolling the bag into a ball. Kim brushed some of her red hair out of her eye and crossed her arms.
"What am I going to do with you?" she asked, turning back to her bed to finish making it. Ron smiled and walked into the kitchen, throwing the bag away. Ron loved Kim and everyone but her seemed to know it. After high school Ron and Kim decided to move in together, Kim would fight crime and Ron would own and manage the restaurant that they lived above. They kept a great friendship and not once did romance get in the way of their living styles.
"What do you want for breakfast?" Ron asked, opening their large cupboard filled with food. Kim poked her head out from her room.
"Just some eggs and toast, Wade is coming over here in twenty minutes to discuss his new invention plans. Since the kid got his license he's been making up excuses just to drive over here," Kim said walking out of her room sporting a green halter-top and white Capri's. She bent over and pulled her hair into a bun and reached for the paper as she sat at the table.
"So how are things with you and Mr. Latino lover?" Ron asked in a fake Spanish accent. Kim put the paper down and took a sip of her orange juice.
"Dumped him last night," she said brushing more hair out of her face. Ron spun around and gasped.
"Aye carumba!" he said, still sporting his fake accent. Kim rolled her napkin in a ball then threw it at him.
"So tell me about your super hot romantic life Ron, how are things with you and this girl you are madly in love with? Did you tell her how you felt yet?" Kim asked, without the slightest clue she was talking about herself. Ron turned back around and concentrated on Kim's eggs.
"No, and I don't intend on doing it anytime soon," Ron said while spreading I love you on Kim's toast with butter. Before the toast got to her, the message melted away and Ron tried to forget the subject.
"Come on, tell me who she is already! I'm dying to know!" Kim said sitting Indian style in her chair. The doorbell rung and Ron moved towards to refrigerator for more eggs.
"Wade," he said plainly and got out another plate. Kim let the doorbell ring once more before she stood and walked to the living room, opening the door to a young acne infested teenager named Wade.
"You're early," she said stepping aside for him to come in.
"Good to see you to," Wade said tossing his car keys in the little candy bowl Ron had set out for guests to put their car keys in.
"Hi Wade," Ron said as Kim and Wade walked into the kitchen. Wade grabbed the paper and sat at his usual spot. Kim sat too and Ron served them.
"When are you just going to invite me to live with you?" Wade asked without looking up from his paper. They both laughed at him and he put the paper down right away. Ron shook his head and Kim kept laughing. As Ron sat he thought of a joke.
"Wade, all the hot sex me and Kim have would distract you from other things," he said with a smile. Kim laughed harder and nodded.
"Yes Wade, we do it ALL the time . . .and everywhere. Why do you think it took me so long to answer the door? Me and Ron were doing in right on the table!" Kim said playing along. Right away Wade dropped the piece of egg that fell on the table that he was just about to shove in his mouth.
"Well when are you two going to actually get together?" Ron and Kim looked at each other then broke into laughter. Wade mocked them and continued eating. Ron stopped laughing and looked at Kim, wondering when they really were going to get together.
"Isn't it time for your restaurant to be opening?" Kim asked looking at the clock. Ron gasped and ran down the stairs to the kitchen, thankfully his hard working staff was already there preparing for the opening for the day. Kim and Wade heard Ron begin to bark out orders so Kim closed the door.
"I'm serious you know," Wade said finishing off his plate of eggs. Kim took her plate and cup to the sink and began to wash them with water.
"I know, I know. Even my dad has been asking me that. The answer is unclear, besides, I don't have feelings for him like that and he is in love with some mysterious girl who he won't even tell me about," she said turning off the sink. Wade nodded and finished the rest of his orange juice. He knew it was Kim who Ron liked, but couldn't tell her, it would be too low and Ron would be crushed.
"So what are your new plans?" Kim asked clearing the kitchen table.