"Welcome, to the Weakest Link. Lets meet our players."
"Hermione Granger. 27. Doctor."
"Serverus Snape. 55. Chemist."
"Ron Weasley. 27. Father."
"Harry Potter. 27. U.S. Navy."
"Minerva McGonagall. 68. Teacher."
"Draco Malfoy. 27. U.S. Marines."
"Fred Weasley. 29. Toy Maker."
"George Weasley. 29. Toy Maker."
"Those our todays 8 contestants. Now, you know the rules. Each question you get right, you move up a link in the chain. On any turn before your question is asked, you can say bank, and all the money the team has won previously will go to the bank. However, you start back up at $1000. You go from $1000 to $2000, $5000, $10,000, 25,000, 50,000, 75,000, and 125,000. We will start with the contestant in the first chair. That's you, Hermione. Now, lets play The Weakest Link! Start the clock. Hermione, which famous ruler said, 'The good I stand on is my truth and honesty?'"
"Henry the VIII."
"That is the correct answer. Serverus, name any foreign film that was remade into an American movie."
"La Jetta."
"Correct. Ron,"
"Bank."
"Does Smokey Bear have a yellow or green hat?"
"Umm, I don't know, so ill guess yellow."
"That is correct. Harry, which of the following are Americans most afraid of? Heights, needles, or snakes?"
"Snakes."
"That is the correct answer. Minerva, name a President who has also been a Vice President."
"Thomas Jefferson."
"Correct. Draco,"
"Bank."
"What is a play by Shakespeare that is one word long?
"Macbeth."
"That is correct. Fred, what animal was the symbol of the party that Teddy Roosavelt formed when he broke away from the Republicans? Bull Moose or Bull Frog?"
"I don't know. Bull Frog."
"That is not the correct answer. You loose the $1000. George,"
"Bank."
"You can't say bank when you have no money to put in the bank, George."
"Oh. Sorry. What was the question again?"
"I haven't said it yet. A koalas diet consists of mostly this kind of tree."
"Willows?"
"Times up! No, that is the wrong answer. The correct answer is Eucalyptis Trees. However, you loose no money for the team since there is no money. Well team, out of $125,000, you banked a whomping $7000. That money will go to the next round. One of you will not. It's time to vote off the weakest link!"
*voice in background: Stitistically, Fred is the weakest link. He got his question wrong, and lost the most money for the team*
"Times up and voting is over, team. Let's see who we think is the weakest link."
"George."
"Fred."
"Fred."
"Fred."
"Fred."
"Fred."
"George."
"Fred."
"Hermionie. Let's see if you can patch up this problem correctly with your charming doctoring skills. Why did you pick George?"
"Because I think George really lost us valuable time. If he hadn't screwed up, it could've gone back to me. We need people who understand the rules correctly."
"Draco. U.S. Marines, eh? Think you'll swim your way to the end of the game? Why kill out the toy maker, Fred?"
"Because he's an idiot and he lost my money and he's an idiot and HE LOST MY MONEY!"
"I see. Well, with 6 votes Fred, you are the weakest link. Good- bye."
*Fred takes walk of shame very unshamefully*
"We'll start round 2, when we return to the Weakest Link!"
"Hermione Granger. 27. Doctor."
"Serverus Snape. 55. Chemist."
"Ron Weasley. 27. Father."
"Harry Potter. 27. U.S. Navy."
"Minerva McGonagall. 68. Teacher."
"Draco Malfoy. 27. U.S. Marines."
"Fred Weasley. 29. Toy Maker."
"George Weasley. 29. Toy Maker."
"Those our todays 8 contestants. Now, you know the rules. Each question you get right, you move up a link in the chain. On any turn before your question is asked, you can say bank, and all the money the team has won previously will go to the bank. However, you start back up at $1000. You go from $1000 to $2000, $5000, $10,000, 25,000, 50,000, 75,000, and 125,000. We will start with the contestant in the first chair. That's you, Hermione. Now, lets play The Weakest Link! Start the clock. Hermione, which famous ruler said, 'The good I stand on is my truth and honesty?'"
"Henry the VIII."
"That is the correct answer. Serverus, name any foreign film that was remade into an American movie."
"La Jetta."
"Correct. Ron,"
"Bank."
"Does Smokey Bear have a yellow or green hat?"
"Umm, I don't know, so ill guess yellow."
"That is correct. Harry, which of the following are Americans most afraid of? Heights, needles, or snakes?"
"Snakes."
"That is the correct answer. Minerva, name a President who has also been a Vice President."
"Thomas Jefferson."
"Correct. Draco,"
"Bank."
"What is a play by Shakespeare that is one word long?
"Macbeth."
"That is correct. Fred, what animal was the symbol of the party that Teddy Roosavelt formed when he broke away from the Republicans? Bull Moose or Bull Frog?"
"I don't know. Bull Frog."
"That is not the correct answer. You loose the $1000. George,"
"Bank."
"You can't say bank when you have no money to put in the bank, George."
"Oh. Sorry. What was the question again?"
"I haven't said it yet. A koalas diet consists of mostly this kind of tree."
"Willows?"
"Times up! No, that is the wrong answer. The correct answer is Eucalyptis Trees. However, you loose no money for the team since there is no money. Well team, out of $125,000, you banked a whomping $7000. That money will go to the next round. One of you will not. It's time to vote off the weakest link!"
*voice in background: Stitistically, Fred is the weakest link. He got his question wrong, and lost the most money for the team*
"Times up and voting is over, team. Let's see who we think is the weakest link."
"George."
"Fred."
"Fred."
"Fred."
"Fred."
"Fred."
"George."
"Fred."
"Hermionie. Let's see if you can patch up this problem correctly with your charming doctoring skills. Why did you pick George?"
"Because I think George really lost us valuable time. If he hadn't screwed up, it could've gone back to me. We need people who understand the rules correctly."
"Draco. U.S. Marines, eh? Think you'll swim your way to the end of the game? Why kill out the toy maker, Fred?"
"Because he's an idiot and he lost my money and he's an idiot and HE LOST MY MONEY!"
"I see. Well, with 6 votes Fred, you are the weakest link. Good- bye."
*Fred takes walk of shame very unshamefully*
"We'll start round 2, when we return to the Weakest Link!"