The very next morning Jeremy was there first thing to move in. Ron spent
all the morning working in the restaurant where he wouldn't be bothered
because he was 'working', but later that night he would have to face both
Jeremy and Kim, which he wasn't looking forward to. By darkness Kim and
Jeremy had ordered Chinese and sat on the floor in the living room watching
Weird Science, a movie Jeremy picked out. Ron came upstairs just in time to
hear the start of the movie, and Kim and Jeremy talking.
"I'm really glad you ask me to move in," Jeremy's voice drifted from the living room to the kitchen. Ron poured himself a cup of coffee and sat down, he just to hear what they were saying.
"Well why wouldn't I? I mean we connect on a totally different level, it's like an instant connection, don't you think?" Kim said, Ron could just picture her snuggling up to Jeremy on the couch, it made him shiver.
"Yeah, hey, did you know I can hypnotize people?" Kim giggled and Ron stood up, moving towards the door.
"Oh yeah, how? Do you just stare into their eyes?"
"No, I'm for real. I can hypnotize anyone and make them forget the whole thing ever happened."
"Do it to me," Kim said, not believing it would work. Ron made a daring move and poked his head around the door. Kim and Jeremy were sitting on the floor, Kim in his arms.
"I thought you'd never ask." Jeremy paused the movie and put his finger to Kim's head.
"Ha, this is great," Kim said looking up at Jeremy. He smiled and nodded.
"Sleep and rest," he whispered. Ron stood with his mouth open as Kim's whole body went limp and Jeremy let her hang. He stood up, not even gently placing her down but letting her body hit the ground with a loud 'thud.' He went over to his jacket on the couch and pulled out his cell phone. Ron slowly crouched down to the floor and crawled into the living room, hiding behind a large chair in the corner of the room. Then Jeremy spoke.
"Hello Shego?" Ron held his hand to his mouth, then whispered 'Shego.' "Yeah, its me . . . Jeremy, your boyfriend . . . yeah yeah, it's going good. Right now she's in a trance . . .just laying on the floor now . . . no, I didn't do that . . .we're watching a movie . . .you're favorite . . .no not that one! Oh yeah, the guy, um, I haven't seen him all day . . .if he loved her why isn't he here now? . . . no, no, no. . . Okay, well listen I have to go . . .no its not that, I just didn't put the girl in a deep enough trance . . .yeah, I love you too, hey listen, if I don't call tomorrow night then come to the house and like blow the house down . . .and the restaurant. The house address is on my nightstand. I really have to go, I really do love you, goodnight.
Ron leaned against the wall and couldn't believe Jeremy was teamed with Shego . . .much less dating her! He was flat out two timing Kim, and she didn't deserve it. As swiftly as he entered, he left the room and opened the door again and slammed it shut, to make like he just got home.
"Ron?" Jeremy called out from the living room. Ron kicked his sneakers up against the wall.
"Yeah," he said walking into the living room. Kim was now awake and the movie was playing. "Hey, Jeremy. Good to see you again, I heard your moving in." Jeremy smiled and held Kim close.
"Moved in this morning, I missed you for breakfast though, I heard you're an awesome cook." Kim smiled and nodded.
"Ah, well it was a busy day. I'm going to bed now, don't stay up too late you two," Ron said in a fake old guy voice.
"Night Ron," Kim said focusing back on the movie.
"Goodnight," Jeremy said. Ron bit down on his tongue and tried not to yell out what he wanted to yell out. Kim wouldn't believe him anyway, Jeremy was Mr. Perfect.even though she had only known him for less then a week. Now it made sense, Jeremy was slowly working a mind trick on her. By tomorrow she might just propose to him! Ron smiled and walked down the hall to his room. Ron sat at his nightstand and picked up his pen and began to write a memo. When he finished he picked it up and read it to himself aloud.
"Remind me to tell Kim someday how I really feel," and his stuck it on his wall. Even though he had just heard Jeremy talk to Shego and how he was two timing Kim, he felt in a way Kim deserved it. With a heavy heart bearing a huge hole Ron climbed into bed and turned off his light, dreading another day.
*
The sunlight that was upon Ron's eyes made them flicker under their closed eyelids, Ron was just waking from his deep sleep. For a moment he thought everything about Jeremy was a dream, until he heard his deep voice from the kitchen.
"So where is Master Chef Ron?" he asked.
"Probably still sleeping, I'll get him," he heard Kim say. Within moments Ron could hear Kim's slippers shuffling across the wood floor hallway. Then a knock. "Hey Ron, you up?" she asked opening the door. Slowly, Ron lifted his head.
"Yeah?" he asked, knowing she would be dragging him out of bed to cook for Jeremy.
"Busy?" she asked sitting in his computer chair.
"Extremely," he said sitting up now, rubbing his eyes.
"Wanna cook some food?"
"Not really."
"Come on, Jeremy has been asking for you to."
"I don't care, I'm changing and going down to my restaurant to service people worth it. He wants food he can get his ass up and pay for it like normal people, no special services," Ron said getting out of bed and taking off his shirt, moving towards his closet for a clean one.
"Gee Ron, your so rude! Just make him eggs, you know I can't cook!" Ron grabbed a pair of jeans and took his pajama pants off, sliding the jeans in their place.
"Look, I'm just a little tired and I don't have enough energy to be doing any extra cooking for anyone. Now let me go," he said leaving the room. Jeremy sat at the table wearing Ron's silk bathroom that had just been through the wash.
"Good morning Ron! What can you make for me today?" Jeremy asked. Ron walked past him and went down to the kitchen. Kim walked in and sat next to Jeremy, letting him wrap his arms around her.
"What's wrong with him?" Jeremy asked.
"I don't know, I just don't know," Kim said, wiping a single tear from her eye.
"I'm really glad you ask me to move in," Jeremy's voice drifted from the living room to the kitchen. Ron poured himself a cup of coffee and sat down, he just to hear what they were saying.
"Well why wouldn't I? I mean we connect on a totally different level, it's like an instant connection, don't you think?" Kim said, Ron could just picture her snuggling up to Jeremy on the couch, it made him shiver.
"Yeah, hey, did you know I can hypnotize people?" Kim giggled and Ron stood up, moving towards the door.
"Oh yeah, how? Do you just stare into their eyes?"
"No, I'm for real. I can hypnotize anyone and make them forget the whole thing ever happened."
"Do it to me," Kim said, not believing it would work. Ron made a daring move and poked his head around the door. Kim and Jeremy were sitting on the floor, Kim in his arms.
"I thought you'd never ask." Jeremy paused the movie and put his finger to Kim's head.
"Ha, this is great," Kim said looking up at Jeremy. He smiled and nodded.
"Sleep and rest," he whispered. Ron stood with his mouth open as Kim's whole body went limp and Jeremy let her hang. He stood up, not even gently placing her down but letting her body hit the ground with a loud 'thud.' He went over to his jacket on the couch and pulled out his cell phone. Ron slowly crouched down to the floor and crawled into the living room, hiding behind a large chair in the corner of the room. Then Jeremy spoke.
"Hello Shego?" Ron held his hand to his mouth, then whispered 'Shego.' "Yeah, its me . . . Jeremy, your boyfriend . . . yeah yeah, it's going good. Right now she's in a trance . . .just laying on the floor now . . . no, I didn't do that . . .we're watching a movie . . .you're favorite . . .no not that one! Oh yeah, the guy, um, I haven't seen him all day . . .if he loved her why isn't he here now? . . . no, no, no. . . Okay, well listen I have to go . . .no its not that, I just didn't put the girl in a deep enough trance . . .yeah, I love you too, hey listen, if I don't call tomorrow night then come to the house and like blow the house down . . .and the restaurant. The house address is on my nightstand. I really have to go, I really do love you, goodnight.
Ron leaned against the wall and couldn't believe Jeremy was teamed with Shego . . .much less dating her! He was flat out two timing Kim, and she didn't deserve it. As swiftly as he entered, he left the room and opened the door again and slammed it shut, to make like he just got home.
"Ron?" Jeremy called out from the living room. Ron kicked his sneakers up against the wall.
"Yeah," he said walking into the living room. Kim was now awake and the movie was playing. "Hey, Jeremy. Good to see you again, I heard your moving in." Jeremy smiled and held Kim close.
"Moved in this morning, I missed you for breakfast though, I heard you're an awesome cook." Kim smiled and nodded.
"Ah, well it was a busy day. I'm going to bed now, don't stay up too late you two," Ron said in a fake old guy voice.
"Night Ron," Kim said focusing back on the movie.
"Goodnight," Jeremy said. Ron bit down on his tongue and tried not to yell out what he wanted to yell out. Kim wouldn't believe him anyway, Jeremy was Mr. Perfect.even though she had only known him for less then a week. Now it made sense, Jeremy was slowly working a mind trick on her. By tomorrow she might just propose to him! Ron smiled and walked down the hall to his room. Ron sat at his nightstand and picked up his pen and began to write a memo. When he finished he picked it up and read it to himself aloud.
"Remind me to tell Kim someday how I really feel," and his stuck it on his wall. Even though he had just heard Jeremy talk to Shego and how he was two timing Kim, he felt in a way Kim deserved it. With a heavy heart bearing a huge hole Ron climbed into bed and turned off his light, dreading another day.
*
The sunlight that was upon Ron's eyes made them flicker under their closed eyelids, Ron was just waking from his deep sleep. For a moment he thought everything about Jeremy was a dream, until he heard his deep voice from the kitchen.
"So where is Master Chef Ron?" he asked.
"Probably still sleeping, I'll get him," he heard Kim say. Within moments Ron could hear Kim's slippers shuffling across the wood floor hallway. Then a knock. "Hey Ron, you up?" she asked opening the door. Slowly, Ron lifted his head.
"Yeah?" he asked, knowing she would be dragging him out of bed to cook for Jeremy.
"Busy?" she asked sitting in his computer chair.
"Extremely," he said sitting up now, rubbing his eyes.
"Wanna cook some food?"
"Not really."
"Come on, Jeremy has been asking for you to."
"I don't care, I'm changing and going down to my restaurant to service people worth it. He wants food he can get his ass up and pay for it like normal people, no special services," Ron said getting out of bed and taking off his shirt, moving towards his closet for a clean one.
"Gee Ron, your so rude! Just make him eggs, you know I can't cook!" Ron grabbed a pair of jeans and took his pajama pants off, sliding the jeans in their place.
"Look, I'm just a little tired and I don't have enough energy to be doing any extra cooking for anyone. Now let me go," he said leaving the room. Jeremy sat at the table wearing Ron's silk bathroom that had just been through the wash.
"Good morning Ron! What can you make for me today?" Jeremy asked. Ron walked past him and went down to the kitchen. Kim walked in and sat next to Jeremy, letting him wrap his arms around her.
"What's wrong with him?" Jeremy asked.
"I don't know, I just don't know," Kim said, wiping a single tear from her eye.