A/N: I haven't posted in a while. Thought I would.
Disclaimer: See other disclaimer. *snore*
[Everyone is asleep, let's see what they're dreaming about...]
Joey: ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz *snore* zZzzzZzZzzz *snore* ZZzzzzZzZzZzZz *snort* ICE CREAM! *snore*
ABL: Oh, Seto! I do! I do! (falls off bed) *snore*
Jessica: *snore* JJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! *snore*
Brianna: Yami! Don't leave me! Don't leave! Please! (grabs onto the currently trying to run away Yami) (Yes, she's sleep talking AND moving. She did that to me once when she slept over and she thought I was Seto... . She hit me... T_T)
Yami: (currently trying to get away) LET GO OF ME YOU STUPID GIRL!!!! (I know how you feel Yami... Wait, you deserve it! Never mind.)
Seto: ABL, will you marry me? ... What do you mean 'We need to get the groceries' ?!... WHAT?! DON'T START ON THE SEAHORSE THING AGAIN!!! (falls off bed and hits his head on the desk beside his bed) *snore* *sniff*
Noa: (he's too silent while sleeping...)
Yugi: Must... dominate..world! ZzzZZzZZZz I will not lose with my army of teddy bears! NEVER!!! TAKE THAT ARTEMIS!!!!!!!!!! *snort*
[Wierd...]
Mokuba: (currently surrounded by MANY rubber duckies) (singing in his sleep) Rubber duckie! You're so fine! *snore* *drool*
Otogi: I shall defeat you, Yami! You are on your last heart point! You will never defeat me! ZZZzZzzZzZzZz *snort* HOW?! HOW COULD HE DEFEAT ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Honda: Stop saying I'm a car, Anzu! *snort* No! Leave me alone! *snore* NEVER!!! Oooooo! Chicken! *snort*
Anzu: I hate every one of you! Grrrr... *snore*
Pegasus: I love you! *snore* You love me! *snore* We're a happy family! *drool* No! Barney! Butcher
knives aren't fun and happy and loving! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[O.o o.O O.O O. . *blink, blink* That's...just... not right...]
[After everybody's very much awake...]
ABL: Hey, guys! I just got my new issue of Shonen Jump today!
Seto: Ugh, it's yellow.
ABL: *sigh* Yeah, they could have made it a better color, couldn't they?
Yami: I thought Shonen Jump was a Japanese magazine.
ABL: Well, this is the english version. I'm not able to get the Japanese ones. Does the Japanese version still publish Yu-Gi-Oh?
All: *shrug*
ABL: Aww, well. This one has Seto on almost EVERY page of the YGO portion! And he's in color for the first few pages!!!!! Too bad he had a nightmare...
Seto: I did?
ABL: Yeah.
Seto: Strange how you got that issue today and I had a nightmare in it, and I had a nightmare last night...
Jessica: You did?
ABL: NO! SETO-SAN SHOULDN'T HAVE NIGHTMARES!!! (hugs Seto affectionally)
Joey: YOU had a NIGHTMARE?
Seto: Yeah, monkey-boy, I did. Have anything to say about it?
Joey: Why you! (Jessica would slap Seto, but she happens to have her hands full holding Jono back from beating him to a pulp. Or atleast he'd try to. Not like he'd succeed)
Brianna: What was it about?
Seto: ^_^;;; I'd rather not say...
Brianna: OOooooo! Is it because somebody might be mad at you if you told us?
Seto: No.
Brianna: Really?
Seto: Really.
Brianna: Then why don't you tell us?
Seto: Because it's a little embarassing.
Brianna: Really?
Seto: Really.
Brianna: REALLY?
Seto: REALLY!
Brianna: REALLY? REALLY?
Seto: REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ABL: (ignoring them and drooling over her issue of Shonen Jump) You look sooo cool when your taking off your robe while heading toward the battlefield like that... *hearts in eyes*
Yami: Who?
ABL: SETO! YOU IDIOT! (whacks Yami over the head)
Yami: Ow...
Yugi: Yami, let me tell you a secret.
Yami: What, aibou?
Yugi: The only reason she hates you is because she used to like you.
Yami:What?
Yugi: You see, you used to be her favorite YGO character when she was first introduced to the show. Then she saw an episode with Kaiba in it and from then on she started hating you more and more and started loving Kaiba more and more.
Yami: You know, that's freaky.
Brianna: So she let ME have you.
Yami: AHHH!!! DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!!!! O
Brianna: So~~~rry!
ABL: YES! DRIVE THAT IDIOT'S GRANDPA INSANE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yami: She is WWWAAAAYYY too much like Kaiba now.
Brianna: Good thing she doesn't have as much money as him or else she'd have bought the rights to YGO, probably killed Yami, put herself in the manga, and officially married Seto.
ABL: You know I once wrote a letter to Kazuki Takahashi and asked him to put me in the manga as Seto's girlfriend.
All: You did?
ABL: Too bad I didn't have his address or else it wouldn't still be on my desk right now. ^_^;;;
All: *BIG sweatdrop*
ABL: Say, Seto. How come you're wearing purple pajamas in here, but I've only seen you wear white, gray, and several different shades of blue?
Seto: Oh, my poor purple pajamas. I wish I still had them. Too bad one of my servants had to accidentally wash you with bleach and ruined you. I'd probably still have you and wouldn't have had to find a replacement for that servant if he hadn't done that. T^T
Yami: 'Replacement'?
Seto: You think I wouldn't fire him after an incident like that?
All: Oh...
ABL: When are they gonna get to your past, Seto!?
Seto: But you already know what happened in my past.
ABL: I know, but I still want to read it in the manga! I want to see you push your stepfather out of the window! That'll be soooo cool!
Jessica: Right now, I don't know her.
Joey: Really? Why? You're best friends aren't you?
Jessica: Shh! It's an expression.
Joey: OooooHhhhh... What's an expression?
All: -_-;;;
ABL: Did you know that in the manga, he pushes his stepfather out the window, but in the anime, his stepfather dies from a heart attack after he threatens to push him out the window?
Brianna: So?
ABL: It's COOL! THAT'S SO!
Brianna: Sheesh, don't get so worked up about it...
Joey: (looks in the manga) Tee hee. Seto Claus is coming to town!
Seto: *smack* DON'T make fun of my robe! I like that robe. *glare*
Joey: Ow! Why'd you have to hit me so hard?
Seto: That's also payback for your girlfriend smacking me as hard as she does.
Joey: B-but that's not my fault! T^T
Seto: She's YOUR girlfriend, isn't she?
Joey: Yeah, but-
Seto: So there's your reason.
Joey: Hmph! :(
[There is a long silence]
ABL: You know, me and Seto are probably the most powerful Duel Monsters couple in the world!
All: Why do you say that?
ABL: 'Cuz Seto has three Blue Eyes White Dragons and The God Of Obelisk. And I have six Blue Eyes White Dragons, a Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, and a Blue Eyes Toon Dragon.
Seto: *shiver* Little satanic excuse for a Blue Eyes...
ABL: We also both have the Crush Card. Yay!
Brianna: Well, how come you have yet to defeat your cousin?
ABL: Shut up! It should be MUCH more easier to defeat him now!
Jessica: Why?
ABL: He gave away all his YGO cards. ^_^
All: ^_^;;;
ABL: Guess what!
Bakura: What?
ABL: JESSICA'S MOVING BACK!!!
Jessica: ^_^
All: ( except Joey) *monotonely* yay...
Joey: YIPPEEEEE!!! WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hugs Jessica)
Jessica: Um, yes, that's nice. Can I breathe now?
Joey: Oh, yeah sure. ^_^;;;
ABL: You know, the scary thing about some of the fics on FF.net... (pulls out laptop)... is the kinds of romance fics they write.
Seto: Oh, dear Lord.
All: (except Seto and ABL) ?_?
Seto: You CAN'T tell me you guys have never read those things!
All: (except Seto and ABL) *shake heads*
Seto: Good. The less of those things you read, the better.
ABL: 'Little puppy'?! What the-?!
Seto: GAH! NOT ANOTHER ONE!
ABL: Setojou, setoyami, honouchi, setogi, yujou? You sick people! You make me laugh! See? HAHAHAHAHAH!!! HAH! HAH! HAH!
All: O.O !!!
Joey: You mean... people ACTUALLY write things about ME and KAIBA getting it on with one another?!
ABL: Hm, yep, seems that way.
Joey: AGHHHHH!!!! THAT'S SICKENING!!! I think I'm gonna throw up all those doggie treats now. Excuse me. (runs off to bathroom)
Yami: ME and Kaiba, too?
ABL: Uh huh.
Yami: I think I'll go join Jono. Oh god.
Otogi: People ACTUALLY write about me and Kaiba. That's just sick...
ABL: I know. Think about those who support Mokuba and Seto. They must have mental problems.
All: MOKUBA AND SETO?!?!?!?
Jessica: But they're BROTHERS!!!
ABL:Just my point.
Pegasus: (pops up outta nowhere) What couplings with me do they support?
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ABL: You really wanna know?
Pegasus: Sure, I'd like to atleast know that people are actually writing or drawing something concerning me.
ABL: You and Jonouchi (only on one Japanese site so far, though)...
Joey: (you can VERY audibly hear puking in the bathroom)
ABL: ...and you and Seto. Poor, poor guy.
Pegasus: Who me?
ABL: NO! Idiot! Seto! He has to go through SO much torture... Uh, Seto-san are you okay?
Seto: (very much fainted on the floor)
ABL: Ahh, well. You're probably a little happy, right, Pegasus?
Pegasus: (so happy he is doing cartwheels)
ABL: Uh, yeah... Okay, here's a picture of you and Seto off of a Japanese site. (hands him a picture)
Pegasus: Yay! (takes it and looks at it)
ABL: And here's your complimentary hit upside the head with a flamethrower. (whacks him upside head with flamethrower)
Pegasus: (Now also unconscious)
ABL: I feel SO much better now. (puts up laptop and walks off to her room)
Brianna: You know, sometimes I wonder if she's telling the truth when she says she doesn't like shonen ai.
ABL: (from her room) BELIEVE ME I DON'T!
Brianna: ^_^;;; Yes, ma'am.
[Well, now there was silence after that... But Jono solved that problem with his obsession with DBZ]
Joey: GO GOKU!
Jessica: NO! 17! YOU CAN DO IT!
ABL: 17's mine, idiot.
Jessica: No, he's mine.
ABL: Mine!
Jessica: Mine!
ABL: MINE!
Jessica: If only Seto could hear you now.
ABL: Huh?
Brianna: Gosh, guys, it's only a game.
Joey: Only a game?! ONLY A GAME?!?! ONLY A GAME?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Hm, I guess you're right.
All: *sweatdrop*
Seto: *stirs*
ABL: Seto-san! Are you awake?!
Seto: Huh? --.O
ABL: Yay! You're awake! ^_^ *hugs*
Seto: Uh, yeah... *yawn* What happened to Pegasus?
ABL: I whacked him over the head with my trusty flamethrower! ^_^
Seto: I'm guessing he's unconscious.
ABL: Yep!
Yami: Can I kill him now?
ABL: Um, you can try.
Yami: YYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!! (runs off to try and kill Pegasus)
Yugi: ...
Mokuba: (eating a lollipop in the shape of a rubber duckie) ^_^ *lick*
Joey: I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick @$$, and I'm all out of bubble gum!
ABL: YOU STOLE THAT QUOTE FROM SETO-SAN!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!! (starts chasing Jono)
Joey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ABL: Look at all this junk I can write with Alt and the numbers!
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Disclaimer: See other disclaimer. *snore*
[Everyone is asleep, let's see what they're dreaming about...]
Joey: ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz *snore* zZzzzZzZzzz *snore* ZZzzzzZzZzZzZz *snort* ICE CREAM! *snore*
ABL: Oh, Seto! I do! I do! (falls off bed) *snore*
Jessica: *snore* JJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! *snore*
Brianna: Yami! Don't leave me! Don't leave! Please! (grabs onto the currently trying to run away Yami) (Yes, she's sleep talking AND moving. She did that to me once when she slept over and she thought I was Seto... . She hit me... T_T)
Yami: (currently trying to get away) LET GO OF ME YOU STUPID GIRL!!!! (I know how you feel Yami... Wait, you deserve it! Never mind.)
Seto: ABL, will you marry me? ... What do you mean 'We need to get the groceries' ?!... WHAT?! DON'T START ON THE SEAHORSE THING AGAIN!!! (falls off bed and hits his head on the desk beside his bed) *snore* *sniff*
Noa: (he's too silent while sleeping...)
Yugi: Must... dominate..world! ZzzZZzZZZz I will not lose with my army of teddy bears! NEVER!!! TAKE THAT ARTEMIS!!!!!!!!!! *snort*
[Wierd...]
Mokuba: (currently surrounded by MANY rubber duckies) (singing in his sleep) Rubber duckie! You're so fine! *snore* *drool*
Otogi: I shall defeat you, Yami! You are on your last heart point! You will never defeat me! ZZZzZzzZzZzZz *snort* HOW?! HOW COULD HE DEFEAT ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Honda: Stop saying I'm a car, Anzu! *snort* No! Leave me alone! *snore* NEVER!!! Oooooo! Chicken! *snort*
Anzu: I hate every one of you! Grrrr... *snore*
Pegasus: I love you! *snore* You love me! *snore* We're a happy family! *drool* No! Barney! Butcher
knives aren't fun and happy and loving! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[O.o o.O O.O O. . *blink, blink* That's...just... not right...]
[After everybody's very much awake...]
ABL: Hey, guys! I just got my new issue of Shonen Jump today!
Seto: Ugh, it's yellow.
ABL: *sigh* Yeah, they could have made it a better color, couldn't they?
Yami: I thought Shonen Jump was a Japanese magazine.
ABL: Well, this is the english version. I'm not able to get the Japanese ones. Does the Japanese version still publish Yu-Gi-Oh?
All: *shrug*
ABL: Aww, well. This one has Seto on almost EVERY page of the YGO portion! And he's in color for the first few pages!!!!! Too bad he had a nightmare...
Seto: I did?
ABL: Yeah.
Seto: Strange how you got that issue today and I had a nightmare in it, and I had a nightmare last night...
Jessica: You did?
ABL: NO! SETO-SAN SHOULDN'T HAVE NIGHTMARES!!! (hugs Seto affectionally)
Joey: YOU had a NIGHTMARE?
Seto: Yeah, monkey-boy, I did. Have anything to say about it?
Joey: Why you! (Jessica would slap Seto, but she happens to have her hands full holding Jono back from beating him to a pulp. Or atleast he'd try to. Not like he'd succeed)
Brianna: What was it about?
Seto: ^_^;;; I'd rather not say...
Brianna: OOooooo! Is it because somebody might be mad at you if you told us?
Seto: No.
Brianna: Really?
Seto: Really.
Brianna: Then why don't you tell us?
Seto: Because it's a little embarassing.
Brianna: Really?
Seto: Really.
Brianna: REALLY?
Seto: REALLY!
Brianna: REALLY? REALLY?
Seto: REALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ABL: (ignoring them and drooling over her issue of Shonen Jump) You look sooo cool when your taking off your robe while heading toward the battlefield like that... *hearts in eyes*
Yami: Who?
ABL: SETO! YOU IDIOT! (whacks Yami over the head)
Yami: Ow...
Yugi: Yami, let me tell you a secret.
Yami: What, aibou?
Yugi: The only reason she hates you is because she used to like you.
Yami:What?
Yugi: You see, you used to be her favorite YGO character when she was first introduced to the show. Then she saw an episode with Kaiba in it and from then on she started hating you more and more and started loving Kaiba more and more.
Yami: You know, that's freaky.
Brianna: So she let ME have you.
Yami: AHHH!!! DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THAT!!!! O
Brianna: So~~~rry!
ABL: YES! DRIVE THAT IDIOT'S GRANDPA INSANE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yami: She is WWWAAAAYYY too much like Kaiba now.
Brianna: Good thing she doesn't have as much money as him or else she'd have bought the rights to YGO, probably killed Yami, put herself in the manga, and officially married Seto.
ABL: You know I once wrote a letter to Kazuki Takahashi and asked him to put me in the manga as Seto's girlfriend.
All: You did?
ABL: Too bad I didn't have his address or else it wouldn't still be on my desk right now. ^_^;;;
All: *BIG sweatdrop*
ABL: Say, Seto. How come you're wearing purple pajamas in here, but I've only seen you wear white, gray, and several different shades of blue?
Seto: Oh, my poor purple pajamas. I wish I still had them. Too bad one of my servants had to accidentally wash you with bleach and ruined you. I'd probably still have you and wouldn't have had to find a replacement for that servant if he hadn't done that. T^T
Yami: 'Replacement'?
Seto: You think I wouldn't fire him after an incident like that?
All: Oh...
ABL: When are they gonna get to your past, Seto!?
Seto: But you already know what happened in my past.
ABL: I know, but I still want to read it in the manga! I want to see you push your stepfather out of the window! That'll be soooo cool!
Jessica: Right now, I don't know her.
Joey: Really? Why? You're best friends aren't you?
Jessica: Shh! It's an expression.
Joey: OooooHhhhh... What's an expression?
All: -_-;;;
ABL: Did you know that in the manga, he pushes his stepfather out the window, but in the anime, his stepfather dies from a heart attack after he threatens to push him out the window?
Brianna: So?
ABL: It's COOL! THAT'S SO!
Brianna: Sheesh, don't get so worked up about it...
Joey: (looks in the manga) Tee hee. Seto Claus is coming to town!
Seto: *smack* DON'T make fun of my robe! I like that robe. *glare*
Joey: Ow! Why'd you have to hit me so hard?
Seto: That's also payback for your girlfriend smacking me as hard as she does.
Joey: B-but that's not my fault! T^T
Seto: She's YOUR girlfriend, isn't she?
Joey: Yeah, but-
Seto: So there's your reason.
Joey: Hmph! :(
[There is a long silence]
ABL: You know, me and Seto are probably the most powerful Duel Monsters couple in the world!
All: Why do you say that?
ABL: 'Cuz Seto has three Blue Eyes White Dragons and The God Of Obelisk. And I have six Blue Eyes White Dragons, a Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon, and a Blue Eyes Toon Dragon.
Seto: *shiver* Little satanic excuse for a Blue Eyes...
ABL: We also both have the Crush Card. Yay!
Brianna: Well, how come you have yet to defeat your cousin?
ABL: Shut up! It should be MUCH more easier to defeat him now!
Jessica: Why?
ABL: He gave away all his YGO cards. ^_^
All: ^_^;;;
ABL: Guess what!
Bakura: What?
ABL: JESSICA'S MOVING BACK!!!
Jessica: ^_^
All: ( except Joey) *monotonely* yay...
Joey: YIPPEEEEE!!! WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hugs Jessica)
Jessica: Um, yes, that's nice. Can I breathe now?
Joey: Oh, yeah sure. ^_^;;;
ABL: You know, the scary thing about some of the fics on FF.net... (pulls out laptop)... is the kinds of romance fics they write.
Seto: Oh, dear Lord.
All: (except Seto and ABL) ?_?
Seto: You CAN'T tell me you guys have never read those things!
All: (except Seto and ABL) *shake heads*
Seto: Good. The less of those things you read, the better.
ABL: 'Little puppy'?! What the-?!
Seto: GAH! NOT ANOTHER ONE!
ABL: Setojou, setoyami, honouchi, setogi, yujou? You sick people! You make me laugh! See? HAHAHAHAHAH!!! HAH! HAH! HAH!
All: O.O !!!
Joey: You mean... people ACTUALLY write things about ME and KAIBA getting it on with one another?!
ABL: Hm, yep, seems that way.
Joey: AGHHHHH!!!! THAT'S SICKENING!!! I think I'm gonna throw up all those doggie treats now. Excuse me. (runs off to bathroom)
Yami: ME and Kaiba, too?
ABL: Uh huh.
Yami: I think I'll go join Jono. Oh god.
Otogi: People ACTUALLY write about me and Kaiba. That's just sick...
ABL: I know. Think about those who support Mokuba and Seto. They must have mental problems.
All: MOKUBA AND SETO?!?!?!?
Jessica: But they're BROTHERS!!!
ABL:Just my point.
Pegasus: (pops up outta nowhere) What couplings with me do they support?
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ABL: You really wanna know?
Pegasus: Sure, I'd like to atleast know that people are actually writing or drawing something concerning me.
ABL: You and Jonouchi (only on one Japanese site so far, though)...
Joey: (you can VERY audibly hear puking in the bathroom)
ABL: ...and you and Seto. Poor, poor guy.
Pegasus: Who me?
ABL: NO! Idiot! Seto! He has to go through SO much torture... Uh, Seto-san are you okay?
Seto: (very much fainted on the floor)
ABL: Ahh, well. You're probably a little happy, right, Pegasus?
Pegasus: (so happy he is doing cartwheels)
ABL: Uh, yeah... Okay, here's a picture of you and Seto off of a Japanese site. (hands him a picture)
Pegasus: Yay! (takes it and looks at it)
ABL: And here's your complimentary hit upside the head with a flamethrower. (whacks him upside head with flamethrower)
Pegasus: (Now also unconscious)
ABL: I feel SO much better now. (puts up laptop and walks off to her room)
Brianna: You know, sometimes I wonder if she's telling the truth when she says she doesn't like shonen ai.
ABL: (from her room) BELIEVE ME I DON'T!
Brianna: ^_^;;; Yes, ma'am.
[Well, now there was silence after that... But Jono solved that problem with his obsession with DBZ]
Joey: GO GOKU!
Jessica: NO! 17! YOU CAN DO IT!
ABL: 17's mine, idiot.
Jessica: No, he's mine.
ABL: Mine!
Jessica: Mine!
ABL: MINE!
Jessica: If only Seto could hear you now.
ABL: Huh?
Brianna: Gosh, guys, it's only a game.
Joey: Only a game?! ONLY A GAME?!?! ONLY A GAME?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Hm, I guess you're right.
All: *sweatdrop*
Seto: *stirs*
ABL: Seto-san! Are you awake?!
Seto: Huh? --.O
ABL: Yay! You're awake! ^_^ *hugs*
Seto: Uh, yeah... *yawn* What happened to Pegasus?
ABL: I whacked him over the head with my trusty flamethrower! ^_^
Seto: I'm guessing he's unconscious.
ABL: Yep!
Yami: Can I kill him now?
ABL: Um, you can try.
Yami: YYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!! (runs off to try and kill Pegasus)
Yugi: ...
Mokuba: (eating a lollipop in the shape of a rubber duckie) ^_^ *lick*
Joey: I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick @$$, and I'm all out of bubble gum!
ABL: YOU STOLE THAT QUOTE FROM SETO-SAN!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!!!! (starts chasing Jono)
Joey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ABL: Look at all this junk I can write with Alt and the numbers!
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