Extra long chappie. Enjoy. R&R
Disclaimer: I wish I owned these copyrighted shows, but I don't. The Matrix is (sadly) not mine. *sigh* Neither is Seto T_T or Smith...
[The next day]
ABL: Hey, did you see the YGO this morning?
All: Yes.
ABL: Guess what I noticed that the American dubbers changed in a very obvious way.
All: What?
ABL: They digitally put clothes on the woman Seto was sacrificing to the Blue Eyes! It was SOOO obvious!
Yami: *gasp* You're so awful, Kaiba! Sacrificing women with digital dresses on to the Blue Eyes! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Seto: Shut up.
Joey: Huh?
Yami: Joey, a digita-
Seto: Don't even TRY to explain it to him, it's not like he would understand what your saying anyway.
Joey: *glare* *cough* You'regay *cough*
Seto: *glare*
Joey: Oh, I coughed, I meant to say "You're gay"!
Seto: (is being held back by ABL) HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!
Joey: *cough* WithYami *cough* Oh, I'm sorry! I coughed! I meant to say "With Yami"!
Seto: (foaming at the mouth)
ABL: *sigh*
Yami: *cough* Jono'sstupid,gay,andI'mnotmentioningwhatelse *cough*
Joey: O.O
Yami: Oh, wait, I coughed. I meant to say "Jono's stupid, gay, and I'm not mentioning what else"!
Joey: Grrr!!! (is being held back by Jessica)
Jessica: *sigh*
Joey: Oh yeah! Well, *cough* you'resogaywithKaibathatyoumadeABLjealous *cough*
Yami: WHAT?!
Joey: *cough* andyougotinbedwithhimanddidstrangethings! *cough*
Yami: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Joey: Oh, sorry, I coughed! I meant to say "You're so gay with Kaiba you made ABL jealous and you got in bed with him and did strange things"!
Yami: (being held back by Brianna)
ABL: (winks at Brianna)
Brianna: (nods and winks at Jessica)
Jessica: (Nods)
ABL, Brianna, Jessica: Okay, guys, rip each others throats out! (let them go)
Seto, Yami, Joey: o_o Huh?
ABL: Didn't you guys want to kill each other?
Seto: (rushes over to ABL, puts his hand on her forehead) Do you have a fever or something?
Yami: Fine with me! (Starts beating Jono to a pulp) I'm starting to like this girl!
Brianna: Yay! ^_^
Jessica: NO! STOP HURTING JOEY!!!
All: (look at Jessica) O.o
Jessica: Um, sorry...
[Several days later...]
Joey: *singing* Stacie's mom has got it going on! She's all I want and I've waited for so long!
All: O.o???
Joey: *his singing's quite bad you know...* Stacie can't you see you're just not the girl for me!
Jessica: (slaps Jono) How DARE you cheat on me!
Joey: ;-; It's just a song! *sniff*
Seto: *cough* stupid*cough*
Yami: You know, that's getting old.
Otogi: Really.
Seto: So? I never really got to do it. Hey, is that thermometer done yet?
Mokuba: Onii-san, you've checked it 20 times already! She DOESN'T have a fever!
Noa: For real!
Seto: Fine, fine. I'll lay off it.
Joey: *His singing REALLY is bad...* I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny!
All: O.o???
Joey: Okay, I'll sing a different song... Hmmm..... I can't think of another one... Oh! I have one! *Oh, God, please stop it!!!!* If you want it to be good girl! Get yourself a ... BAD BOY, bad boy, bad boy, bad boy!
All: O_O???
Joey: I'm bad! You know it! I'm bad! I'll show it!
Honda: I think he ate too much of his secret stash of candy...
Seto: So do I.
Otogi: Me too!
Noa: Me three!
Mokuba: Hey! That rhymes with 'rubber duckie'!
All: O.o
Yugi: (snuggling his teddy bear) Teddy...
Mokuba: Rubber duckie!
Yugi: Teddy!
Mokuba: Rubber duckie!
Yugi: Teddy!
Mokuba: RUBBER DUCKIE!!!
Yugi: TTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba: Okay, okay. Lay off it already!
ABL: I'm guessing Yugi's back to his regular self again.
Yami: Yeah, he starts acting all weird like that everytime I get hyper. Must be a chain reaction....
All: O.o???
ABL: Hey! Anybody have any idea what day it is?!
All: Huh?
ABL: It's October 25th!
All: Wha-?
Seto: Oh, dear lord, no!
ABL: My Mom and Dad's anniversary!
Seto: Phew.
ABL: AND SETO-SAN'S B-DAY!!!!!!!
Seto: Eep!
ABL: (glomps Seto) You have your b-day on the same day my Mom and Dad have their anniversary! That's SO cool!
Seto: Help... need... air...!
Joey: OO! OO! I have the PERFECT b-day song for him!
April: (suddenly appears outta nowhere) Me too!
Yami: Who are you?
ABL: My friend from school who made up the b-day song Jono's gonna sing.
Seto: AIR! *gasp* AIR! *heave* BLOODFLOW!!! *face begins to turn blue*
ABL: Oh, sorry. (lets go of Seto) Okay, everybody, me, April, and Jono's gonna sing the B-day song for Seto, kay?
All: o_o Dear lord.
ABL: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
April: YOU BLEW UP THE ZOO!
Joey: THERE ARE NO MORE MONKEYS!
ABL, April, and Joey: AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: I'm gonna blow up your heads if you don't stop it.
April: Eep! *disappears*
Joey: Okay! Okay! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!! (runs away)
Jessica: Wait, Joey! Come back! (runs after Joey)
ABL: Aww, you wouldn't do that to me, now, would you?
Seto: Not if you got me a good b-day present.
ABL: Okay! (suddenly pulls a present outta nowhere) Here you go!
Seto: (opens it) Aww! You shouldn't have! (takes some keys out of the box)
ABL: Yep.
Seto: A new helicopter?
ABL: Well, since Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna blew up your last one, I thought I might as well get you a new one. ^_^
Seto: How'd you pay for it?
ABL: I stole Yami's credit card.
Yami: WHAT?! (starts looking in his pockets) HOW'D SHE DO THAT?!?!
ABL: Author powers. ^_^
Yami: WHAT?!?!
Jessica: Who's Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna?
ABL: The girls from Sailor Moon who stole Seto's helicopter and then ended up getting it blown up while fighting the bad guys in the Sailor Moon S series. ^_^ Sailor Moon's my favorite show.
All: It's not YGO?!?!
ABL: No. Sailor moon may be my fave show, but Seto's my fave fictional character out of anything!
Jessica: Does that include the Matrix?
ABL: Yeah, Smith's... okay, but he can NEVER compare to Seto! (hugs Seto)
All the hoards of Smiths: WHAT?!?! YOU COMPARE US TO THAT INFERIOR HUMAN?!?! HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Suddenly Seto puts up his hand and all the Smiths suddenly freeze in mid-air. That's whacked....]
Smiths: GAH! WHAT HAPPENED TO US?!?!
Yami: *gasp!* He's... the ONE!
Neo: I thought I was the one!
ABL: Well you can only stop bullets and sentinels (sp.?) ! He can stop hoards of Smith clones!
The real Smith: Um, I'M not a clone!
ABL: AND the REAL Smith!
Neo: Grr... I don't get paid enough... I'm calling my lawyer!
ABL: So? It's not like you have a lawyer anyway...
Neo: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL TO ME?!?!? (curls up into a ball and starts sucking his thumb)
Smiths: O_O;;;
Seto: That's... embarassing.... ^_^;;;
Otogi: That's... wierd... O.o;;;
Noa: That's... out-of-character... -_-;;;
Smiths: Can we get down now?
Smith #2,456,008: I'm getting dizzy...
Smith #3,009,123: OH NO! #2,456,008 is getting dizzy! PUT US DOWN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: Will you go away as soon as I do?
Smiths: YES! JUST PUT US DOWN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: Okay. (lowers his hand) My arm was getting tired anyway.
Smiths: (All fall to the ground) ouch..._
Neo: (still sucking his thumb) Meanies...
Noa: REALLY OOC... -_-;;;;;;
ABL: Your names are REALLY close, Noa. I almost thought I had wrote the wrong name in your slot!
Noa: Nice of you to notice that... -__-;;;
ABL: Hey, Morpheus! Could you take Neo away, please?
Morpheus: (comes in, grabs Neo's legs, and starts pulling him towards a payphone) Why do I always have to do this? Why doesn't TRINITY do her job and keep up with him?! Sheesh! (puts phone up to Neo's ear and he gets absorbed into it, then he puts the phone up to his ear and follows)
ABL: Wait, they just went through a phone, Smith suddenly attacked us, those two were in trenchcoats... Does anyone else notice something here?
All: O.o
Smiths: O.o???
Seto: I told you to get lost.
Smiths: Alright sheesh. (they all walk away)
ABL: That means we're in the Matrix, you imbeciles!
Yami: So?
ABL: -_-;;;
Noa: It's not as bad as being stuck in a VR world that's in the Matrix. That's a doozy. You should try it!
Seto: I'd rather not...
Mai: (randomly appears) It's also not as bad as being stuck in the shadow realm inside the Matrix! You should try THAT!
ABL: Uh, no one invited YOU!
Mai: Okay, sheesh. I'll leave. (walks away)
Seto: And anyway, I bet the Matrix is really just a program that's inside another program. That program would happen to be known to them as 'the real world'. Sadly, they don't know that the real world is really just a program and that they are still slave to the machines that feed off their life energy.
All: O.o???
ABL: Are you sure about that?
Seto: No, I really have NO idea how Matrix Revolutions is going to be like...
ABL: You know, I wouldn't be surprised if Smith and Neo end up being the exact same entity.
Seto: I never thought of that...
Joey: I'm lost.
Yami: I hate to say it but, I think I'm just as lost as you...
Joey: I got lost ever since those dudes in the suits appeared.
Yami: Okay, maybe I'm NOT as lost as you... ^_^;;;
Bakura: That would be cool if they ended up being the same entity, but I think that it'll end up they have a tie and nobody wins.
ABL and Seto: Didn't think of that...
Bakura, ABL, and Seto: Hmmm...
ABL: I can't wait til Nov. 5th.
Seto: Neither can I.
Bakura: Me neither.
Joey: Let's talk about something else, cuz I'm lost.
Seto: That's no surprise.
Jessica: *glare*
Seto: Erm, nevermind! ^_^;;;
ABL: Hey, everybody! It's Halloween!
Yami: Wha-? I thought it was Kaiba's B-day...
ABL: Remember, this story isn't time constant! ^_^
All: Oh...
Otogi: That REALLY annoys me...
Joey: Hey! Now I can sing a Halloween song!
ABL: Better yet, it's not Halloween. It's Nov.2nd.
Joey: *glare* You make me REALLY mad.
ABL: Okay. Who wants to suggest a plot? I still don't have one.
Otogi: Weren't the readers supposed to suggest one?
ABL: Nobody reviewed. -__-;;;
Yami: Hah! ABL can't make a good enough story to get reviews! HAHAHAHA!
ABL: Seto? Would you do the honors?
Seto: My pleasure. (starts to beat up Yami)
Yami: Ow! Oo! Ouch! Stop it! I surrender! I surrender! Your stories are good! They're great! They bring tears to my eyes! Literally!
ABL: You may stop now.
Seto: (stops beating Yami to a pulp)
Yami: T_T Ouch...
Bakura: I have VERY few lines in this story...
ABL: Good for you.
Bakura: Can't you think up more lines for me?
ABL: It's kinda hard, cuz I keep forgetting about you. Hmmm.... How about you let your Yami kill Pegasus?
Bakura: I thought Yugi's Yami killed Pegasus.
Y.Bakura: (separates from Bakura) No, he just sent him to the shadow realm and he's ANNOYING THE HECK OUTTA ME!!!!!
Bakura: Eep! (runs away from his Yami)
ABL: *gasp* YAMI BAKURA!!!! *glomps* Fourth favorite! ^_^
Otogi: It just goes on and on...-_-;;;
Y.Bakura: Will a crowbar work?
Otogi: I'm tired of people asking that... _xxx
Y.Bakura: Uh, how about a Block Attack card?
Seto: OH NO YOU DON'T!! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING ANY OF THAT BLOODY MAGIC ON HER OR I'LL BEAT THE TOBACCO JUICE OUT OF YOU!
Yami: Um, when'd he start speaking British-like?
ABL: Must be The Duelist of The Roses game getting to him...
Otogi: Where'd the 'tobacco juice' thing come from?
ABL: Too much Calvin and Hobbes...
All: Ohhhh....
Y.Bakura: Fine, I won't, but only if you get her off of me.
Seto: ABL?
ABL: Yes?
Seto: I'll give you a kiss if you let go of the evil spirit.
ABL: Really?
Seto: Yes.
ABL: OTAY! (lets go of Y.Bakura and glomps Seto) I LUB YOU, SETTY-KINS! ^_^
Yami: Otay? O.o???
Otogi: I lub you? o.O???
Noa: Setty-kins? O.o;;;
Seto: Don't ask. -_-;;;
ABL: (falls asleep) *snore* Seto... Zzzzz
Otogi: Aww, that's adorable!
Y.Bakura: Tch.
Noa: He's acting wierd...
Otogi: Well SORRY! Hmph! (stomps off)
Noa: That's...wierd...
Joey: Actually, she DOES look KINDA cute when she's asleep...
Seto and Jessica: *scary-looking with lightning in the BG* DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, BUB!!!
Joey: *nervous laugh* Erm, nevermind... ^_^;;;
ABL: I watched Adult Swim for the first time in a LLLOOONNNGGGG time last night...
Honda: So?
ABL: First, I watched FLCL. I LOVE that show! It was SOOOO funny!
Honda: -_-;;; Naw duh.
ABL: *glare* Then I saw Blue Gender. I was just expecting Armitage III to jump out and say, "Hey, you little priss! What you doing stealing my looks and voice? Huh?! Answer me! You even took my attitude! I'm gonna kill you for that!!!!"
All: O.o;;;
ABL: And then...
Seto: A rerun.
ABL: Yep, of Trigun. But of course, you already knew that because you watched it with me!
Seto: Yep. My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third - Don't hesitate to call!
All: o.O
Vash: Stop stealing my lines. -_-
Seto: GAH! WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?!?!?
Wolfwood: What? You mean us?
Seto: YES!
Vash: From Trigun.
Seto: I knew that!
Wolfwood: From our home planet.
Legato: Which isn't Earth.
Seto: GAH! YOU TOO?!
Legato: Yeah, so?
Seto: Evil hotdog-eater... brr...
ABL: Legato's cool. -_-xx
Seto: Wha-?
ABL: And he's sexy. ^_^
All: O.o
Legato: Why thank you, young woman. May I kill you now?
Seto: Shut up or I'll kill YOU...
Legato: Okay, sheesh.
ABL: BBBBUUUUUTTTT Vash is better than Legato.
Vash: YAY! Can I have some donuts?
ABL: Sorry, I ate the last one this morning.
Vash: ;_; That's so cruel... T^T
ABL: Well, I wasn't expecting you.
Honda: You can never EXPECT anything in this story.
Joey: Except randomness.
Brianna: And Pegasus-and-Anzu torture.
Jessica: And people from different shows popping up outta nowhere.
ABL: Their called cameos.
Jessica: Whatever.
Seto: Can you guys leave?
Wolfwood: No.
Seto: Why?
Wolfwood: We're trying to find my crossgun, have you seen it?
Seto: Didn't Vash have it?
Legato: Yeah, but he had to lose it when some fangirl brought him in as a cameo in one of her stories. -_-;;x;x;x
Wolfwood: But we don't know which series the story took place in.
Vash: Sorry, guys! ^-^
Wolfwood: Shut up.
Legato: We're also searching for something else.
All: What?
Wolfwood and Legato: My body. (look at each other)
Legato: I said my body.
Wolfwood: No mine.
Legato: Mine.
Wolfwood: Mine.
Legato: Mine.
Wolfwood: Mine.
Legato: Mine.
Wolfwood: Mine.
Legato: Mine.
Wolfwood: Mine.
Seto: Shut the heck up.
Knives: Legato, where are you hiding this time?
Legato: GAH! It's master! I must run away! Come on guys!
Wolfwood and Vash: Aghh!
Vash: Let go of my ear, Legato!
Wolfwood: My collar! My neck! My much needed air to survive!
Legato: Wolfwood, you're dead.
Wolfwood: Oh yeah! I forgot about that! ^_^
All: -_-;;;
[So, they leave]
ABL: Then, I watched Kikaider!
Joey: Stop! You'll cause people from that show to appear here too if you continue!
ABL: Okay. o_o Scary how that actually made sense and had some thinking behind it...
Seto: Very.
Honda: Yep. WAY too much candy...
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R&R Or I'll smack somebody over the head with my flamethrower. _
Disclaimer: I wish I owned these copyrighted shows, but I don't. The Matrix is (sadly) not mine. *sigh* Neither is Seto T_T or Smith...
[The next day]
ABL: Hey, did you see the YGO this morning?
All: Yes.
ABL: Guess what I noticed that the American dubbers changed in a very obvious way.
All: What?
ABL: They digitally put clothes on the woman Seto was sacrificing to the Blue Eyes! It was SOOO obvious!
Yami: *gasp* You're so awful, Kaiba! Sacrificing women with digital dresses on to the Blue Eyes! You should be ashamed of yourself!
Seto: Shut up.
Joey: Huh?
Yami: Joey, a digita-
Seto: Don't even TRY to explain it to him, it's not like he would understand what your saying anyway.
Joey: *glare* *cough* You'regay *cough*
Seto: *glare*
Joey: Oh, I coughed, I meant to say "You're gay"!
Seto: (is being held back by ABL) HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!
Joey: *cough* WithYami *cough* Oh, I'm sorry! I coughed! I meant to say "With Yami"!
Seto: (foaming at the mouth)
ABL: *sigh*
Yami: *cough* Jono'sstupid,gay,andI'mnotmentioningwhatelse *cough*
Joey: O.O
Yami: Oh, wait, I coughed. I meant to say "Jono's stupid, gay, and I'm not mentioning what else"!
Joey: Grrr!!! (is being held back by Jessica)
Jessica: *sigh*
Joey: Oh yeah! Well, *cough* you'resogaywithKaibathatyoumadeABLjealous *cough*
Yami: WHAT?!
Joey: *cough* andyougotinbedwithhimanddidstrangethings! *cough*
Yami: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Joey: Oh, sorry, I coughed! I meant to say "You're so gay with Kaiba you made ABL jealous and you got in bed with him and did strange things"!
Yami: (being held back by Brianna)
ABL: (winks at Brianna)
Brianna: (nods and winks at Jessica)
Jessica: (Nods)
ABL, Brianna, Jessica: Okay, guys, rip each others throats out! (let them go)
Seto, Yami, Joey: o_o Huh?
ABL: Didn't you guys want to kill each other?
Seto: (rushes over to ABL, puts his hand on her forehead) Do you have a fever or something?
Yami: Fine with me! (Starts beating Jono to a pulp) I'm starting to like this girl!
Brianna: Yay! ^_^
Jessica: NO! STOP HURTING JOEY!!!
All: (look at Jessica) O.o
Jessica: Um, sorry...
[Several days later...]
Joey: *singing* Stacie's mom has got it going on! She's all I want and I've waited for so long!
All: O.o???
Joey: *his singing's quite bad you know...* Stacie can't you see you're just not the girl for me!
Jessica: (slaps Jono) How DARE you cheat on me!
Joey: ;-; It's just a song! *sniff*
Seto: *cough* stupid*cough*
Yami: You know, that's getting old.
Otogi: Really.
Seto: So? I never really got to do it. Hey, is that thermometer done yet?
Mokuba: Onii-san, you've checked it 20 times already! She DOESN'T have a fever!
Noa: For real!
Seto: Fine, fine. I'll lay off it.
Joey: *His singing REALLY is bad...* I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny!
All: O.o???
Joey: Okay, I'll sing a different song... Hmmm..... I can't think of another one... Oh! I have one! *Oh, God, please stop it!!!!* If you want it to be good girl! Get yourself a ... BAD BOY, bad boy, bad boy, bad boy!
All: O_O???
Joey: I'm bad! You know it! I'm bad! I'll show it!
Honda: I think he ate too much of his secret stash of candy...
Seto: So do I.
Otogi: Me too!
Noa: Me three!
Mokuba: Hey! That rhymes with 'rubber duckie'!
All: O.o
Yugi: (snuggling his teddy bear) Teddy...
Mokuba: Rubber duckie!
Yugi: Teddy!
Mokuba: Rubber duckie!
Yugi: Teddy!
Mokuba: RUBBER DUCKIE!!!
Yugi: TTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba: Okay, okay. Lay off it already!
ABL: I'm guessing Yugi's back to his regular self again.
Yami: Yeah, he starts acting all weird like that everytime I get hyper. Must be a chain reaction....
All: O.o???
ABL: Hey! Anybody have any idea what day it is?!
All: Huh?
ABL: It's October 25th!
All: Wha-?
Seto: Oh, dear lord, no!
ABL: My Mom and Dad's anniversary!
Seto: Phew.
ABL: AND SETO-SAN'S B-DAY!!!!!!!
Seto: Eep!
ABL: (glomps Seto) You have your b-day on the same day my Mom and Dad have their anniversary! That's SO cool!
Seto: Help... need... air...!
Joey: OO! OO! I have the PERFECT b-day song for him!
April: (suddenly appears outta nowhere) Me too!
Yami: Who are you?
ABL: My friend from school who made up the b-day song Jono's gonna sing.
Seto: AIR! *gasp* AIR! *heave* BLOODFLOW!!! *face begins to turn blue*
ABL: Oh, sorry. (lets go of Seto) Okay, everybody, me, April, and Jono's gonna sing the B-day song for Seto, kay?
All: o_o Dear lord.
ABL: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
April: YOU BLEW UP THE ZOO!
Joey: THERE ARE NO MORE MONKEYS!
ABL, April, and Joey: AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: I'm gonna blow up your heads if you don't stop it.
April: Eep! *disappears*
Joey: Okay! Okay! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!! (runs away)
Jessica: Wait, Joey! Come back! (runs after Joey)
ABL: Aww, you wouldn't do that to me, now, would you?
Seto: Not if you got me a good b-day present.
ABL: Okay! (suddenly pulls a present outta nowhere) Here you go!
Seto: (opens it) Aww! You shouldn't have! (takes some keys out of the box)
ABL: Yep.
Seto: A new helicopter?
ABL: Well, since Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna blew up your last one, I thought I might as well get you a new one. ^_^
Seto: How'd you pay for it?
ABL: I stole Yami's credit card.
Yami: WHAT?! (starts looking in his pockets) HOW'D SHE DO THAT?!?!
ABL: Author powers. ^_^
Yami: WHAT?!?!
Jessica: Who's Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna?
ABL: The girls from Sailor Moon who stole Seto's helicopter and then ended up getting it blown up while fighting the bad guys in the Sailor Moon S series. ^_^ Sailor Moon's my favorite show.
All: It's not YGO?!?!
ABL: No. Sailor moon may be my fave show, but Seto's my fave fictional character out of anything!
Jessica: Does that include the Matrix?
ABL: Yeah, Smith's... okay, but he can NEVER compare to Seto! (hugs Seto)
All the hoards of Smiths: WHAT?!?! YOU COMPARE US TO THAT INFERIOR HUMAN?!?! HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Suddenly Seto puts up his hand and all the Smiths suddenly freeze in mid-air. That's whacked....]
Smiths: GAH! WHAT HAPPENED TO US?!?!
Yami: *gasp!* He's... the ONE!
Neo: I thought I was the one!
ABL: Well you can only stop bullets and sentinels (sp.?) ! He can stop hoards of Smith clones!
The real Smith: Um, I'M not a clone!
ABL: AND the REAL Smith!
Neo: Grr... I don't get paid enough... I'm calling my lawyer!
ABL: So? It's not like you have a lawyer anyway...
Neo: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL TO ME?!?!? (curls up into a ball and starts sucking his thumb)
Smiths: O_O;;;
Seto: That's... embarassing.... ^_^;;;
Otogi: That's... wierd... O.o;;;
Noa: That's... out-of-character... -_-;;;
Smiths: Can we get down now?
Smith #2,456,008: I'm getting dizzy...
Smith #3,009,123: OH NO! #2,456,008 is getting dizzy! PUT US DOWN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: Will you go away as soon as I do?
Smiths: YES! JUST PUT US DOWN! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: Okay. (lowers his hand) My arm was getting tired anyway.
Smiths: (All fall to the ground) ouch..._
Neo: (still sucking his thumb) Meanies...
Noa: REALLY OOC... -_-;;;;;;
ABL: Your names are REALLY close, Noa. I almost thought I had wrote the wrong name in your slot!
Noa: Nice of you to notice that... -__-;;;
ABL: Hey, Morpheus! Could you take Neo away, please?
Morpheus: (comes in, grabs Neo's legs, and starts pulling him towards a payphone) Why do I always have to do this? Why doesn't TRINITY do her job and keep up with him?! Sheesh! (puts phone up to Neo's ear and he gets absorbed into it, then he puts the phone up to his ear and follows)
ABL: Wait, they just went through a phone, Smith suddenly attacked us, those two were in trenchcoats... Does anyone else notice something here?
All: O.o
Smiths: O.o???
Seto: I told you to get lost.
Smiths: Alright sheesh. (they all walk away)
ABL: That means we're in the Matrix, you imbeciles!
Yami: So?
ABL: -_-;;;
Noa: It's not as bad as being stuck in a VR world that's in the Matrix. That's a doozy. You should try it!
Seto: I'd rather not...
Mai: (randomly appears) It's also not as bad as being stuck in the shadow realm inside the Matrix! You should try THAT!
ABL: Uh, no one invited YOU!
Mai: Okay, sheesh. I'll leave. (walks away)
Seto: And anyway, I bet the Matrix is really just a program that's inside another program. That program would happen to be known to them as 'the real world'. Sadly, they don't know that the real world is really just a program and that they are still slave to the machines that feed off their life energy.
All: O.o???
ABL: Are you sure about that?
Seto: No, I really have NO idea how Matrix Revolutions is going to be like...
ABL: You know, I wouldn't be surprised if Smith and Neo end up being the exact same entity.
Seto: I never thought of that...
Joey: I'm lost.
Yami: I hate to say it but, I think I'm just as lost as you...
Joey: I got lost ever since those dudes in the suits appeared.
Yami: Okay, maybe I'm NOT as lost as you... ^_^;;;
Bakura: That would be cool if they ended up being the same entity, but I think that it'll end up they have a tie and nobody wins.
ABL and Seto: Didn't think of that...
Bakura, ABL, and Seto: Hmmm...
ABL: I can't wait til Nov. 5th.
Seto: Neither can I.
Bakura: Me neither.
Joey: Let's talk about something else, cuz I'm lost.
Seto: That's no surprise.
Jessica: *glare*
Seto: Erm, nevermind! ^_^;;;
ABL: Hey, everybody! It's Halloween!
Yami: Wha-? I thought it was Kaiba's B-day...
ABL: Remember, this story isn't time constant! ^_^
All: Oh...
Otogi: That REALLY annoys me...
Joey: Hey! Now I can sing a Halloween song!
ABL: Better yet, it's not Halloween. It's Nov.2nd.
Joey: *glare* You make me REALLY mad.
ABL: Okay. Who wants to suggest a plot? I still don't have one.
Otogi: Weren't the readers supposed to suggest one?
ABL: Nobody reviewed. -__-;;;
Yami: Hah! ABL can't make a good enough story to get reviews! HAHAHAHA!
ABL: Seto? Would you do the honors?
Seto: My pleasure. (starts to beat up Yami)
Yami: Ow! Oo! Ouch! Stop it! I surrender! I surrender! Your stories are good! They're great! They bring tears to my eyes! Literally!
ABL: You may stop now.
Seto: (stops beating Yami to a pulp)
Yami: T_T Ouch...
Bakura: I have VERY few lines in this story...
ABL: Good for you.
Bakura: Can't you think up more lines for me?
ABL: It's kinda hard, cuz I keep forgetting about you. Hmmm.... How about you let your Yami kill Pegasus?
Bakura: I thought Yugi's Yami killed Pegasus.
Y.Bakura: (separates from Bakura) No, he just sent him to the shadow realm and he's ANNOYING THE HECK OUTTA ME!!!!!
Bakura: Eep! (runs away from his Yami)
ABL: *gasp* YAMI BAKURA!!!! *glomps* Fourth favorite! ^_^
Otogi: It just goes on and on...-_-;;;
Y.Bakura: Will a crowbar work?
Otogi: I'm tired of people asking that... _xxx
Y.Bakura: Uh, how about a Block Attack card?
Seto: OH NO YOU DON'T!! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING ANY OF THAT BLOODY MAGIC ON HER OR I'LL BEAT THE TOBACCO JUICE OUT OF YOU!
Yami: Um, when'd he start speaking British-like?
ABL: Must be The Duelist of The Roses game getting to him...
Otogi: Where'd the 'tobacco juice' thing come from?
ABL: Too much Calvin and Hobbes...
All: Ohhhh....
Y.Bakura: Fine, I won't, but only if you get her off of me.
Seto: ABL?
ABL: Yes?
Seto: I'll give you a kiss if you let go of the evil spirit.
ABL: Really?
Seto: Yes.
ABL: OTAY! (lets go of Y.Bakura and glomps Seto) I LUB YOU, SETTY-KINS! ^_^
Yami: Otay? O.o???
Otogi: I lub you? o.O???
Noa: Setty-kins? O.o;;;
Seto: Don't ask. -_-;;;
ABL: (falls asleep) *snore* Seto... Zzzzz
Otogi: Aww, that's adorable!
Y.Bakura: Tch.
Noa: He's acting wierd...
Otogi: Well SORRY! Hmph! (stomps off)
Noa: That's...wierd...
Joey: Actually, she DOES look KINDA cute when she's asleep...
Seto and Jessica: *scary-looking with lightning in the BG* DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, BUB!!!
Joey: *nervous laugh* Erm, nevermind... ^_^;;;
ABL: I watched Adult Swim for the first time in a LLLOOONNNGGGG time last night...
Honda: So?
ABL: First, I watched FLCL. I LOVE that show! It was SOOOO funny!
Honda: -_-;;; Naw duh.
ABL: *glare* Then I saw Blue Gender. I was just expecting Armitage III to jump out and say, "Hey, you little priss! What you doing stealing my looks and voice? Huh?! Answer me! You even took my attitude! I'm gonna kill you for that!!!!"
All: O.o;;;
ABL: And then...
Seto: A rerun.
ABL: Yep, of Trigun. But of course, you already knew that because you watched it with me!
Seto: Yep. My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third - Don't hesitate to call!
All: o.O
Vash: Stop stealing my lines. -_-
Seto: GAH! WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?!?!?
Wolfwood: What? You mean us?
Seto: YES!
Vash: From Trigun.
Seto: I knew that!
Wolfwood: From our home planet.
Legato: Which isn't Earth.
Seto: GAH! YOU TOO?!
Legato: Yeah, so?
Seto: Evil hotdog-eater... brr...
ABL: Legato's cool. -_-xx
Seto: Wha-?
ABL: And he's sexy. ^_^
All: O.o
Legato: Why thank you, young woman. May I kill you now?
Seto: Shut up or I'll kill YOU...
Legato: Okay, sheesh.
ABL: BBBBUUUUUTTTT Vash is better than Legato.
Vash: YAY! Can I have some donuts?
ABL: Sorry, I ate the last one this morning.
Vash: ;_; That's so cruel... T^T
ABL: Well, I wasn't expecting you.
Honda: You can never EXPECT anything in this story.
Joey: Except randomness.
Brianna: And Pegasus-and-Anzu torture.
Jessica: And people from different shows popping up outta nowhere.
ABL: Their called cameos.
Jessica: Whatever.
Seto: Can you guys leave?
Wolfwood: No.
Seto: Why?
Wolfwood: We're trying to find my crossgun, have you seen it?
Seto: Didn't Vash have it?
Legato: Yeah, but he had to lose it when some fangirl brought him in as a cameo in one of her stories. -_-;;x;x;x
Wolfwood: But we don't know which series the story took place in.
Vash: Sorry, guys! ^-^
Wolfwood: Shut up.
Legato: We're also searching for something else.
All: What?
Wolfwood and Legato: My body. (look at each other)
Legato: I said my body.
Wolfwood: No mine.
Legato: Mine.
Wolfwood: Mine.
Legato: Mine.
Wolfwood: Mine.
Legato: Mine.
Wolfwood: Mine.
Legato: Mine.
Wolfwood: Mine.
Seto: Shut the heck up.
Knives: Legato, where are you hiding this time?
Legato: GAH! It's master! I must run away! Come on guys!
Wolfwood and Vash: Aghh!
Vash: Let go of my ear, Legato!
Wolfwood: My collar! My neck! My much needed air to survive!
Legato: Wolfwood, you're dead.
Wolfwood: Oh yeah! I forgot about that! ^_^
All: -_-;;;
[So, they leave]
ABL: Then, I watched Kikaider!
Joey: Stop! You'll cause people from that show to appear here too if you continue!
ABL: Okay. o_o Scary how that actually made sense and had some thinking behind it...
Seto: Very.
Honda: Yep. WAY too much candy...
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R&R Or I'll smack somebody over the head with my flamethrower. _