I think good looks aren't always a garanty of being sexy. Anyway, read and review.
Ow, and Lucius Malfoy isn't mine, neither are Snape, Dumbledore, Hagrid and Ron. But the Lemondrops are mine. In fact, I have a big bag of Lemondrops to put into my stories.
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Today is a good day for Lucius Malfoy. He looks at himself in the mirror and notices he is beautiful. Like allways. Every long, blond hair is in the right place. That was good. He practices his smirk just a little more. His smirk is good as well. Today would be a good day for Lucius Malfoy. He has some big plans. Because today he would take over the wizarding world.
Lucius apparates to Hogsmeade where he was going to meet Severus Snape. Snape was going to help him to take over the world. Because Lucius needed a ugly sidekick, so his beauty would attract more attention.
Lucius walkes over to the castle, his cloak fluttering in the wind, which was a pretty cool effect. Lucius knows that. He takes big steps, increasing the effect so he looks even more sexy than he allready did. Unfortunately for him, no one is there to see him look sexy, like he did. Only the people who are reading this fanfic. But they have to use their imagination. We just skip this part, we go to the part where Lucius walkes into the great hall. He could also just go to Snapes office and meet him over there but all those students around cause a much more dramatic effect.
So Lucius walkes, no storms into the great hall. This causes all the girls, and some boys to drool. Draco wishes he could be just like his father. And now he stands right in the middle of the hall, as if he is the centre of the earth. A bright sunbeam shines down on him, is if he is sent from... somewhere. Maybe heaven. Well, he just stands there for a several minutes, showing the smirk he practiced, this morning, letting his eyes gaze over the professors. But then, oh horror. Snape isn't there...
"Where is Snape!" Lucius now yells, his cheeks getting red.
"Snape is..." Dumbledore starts.
"I am here." Snape says. He lookes like he just ran 10 miles.
Lucius turns around fast, causing the cool, "from heaven" effect to fade. "Where the hell were you, I was just standing there, looking cool and sexy, I even practiced my smirk" Lucius shows the smirk. Snape nods with understanding. This was Lucius' I-am-going-to-take-over-the-world-by-being-goddamn-sexy-and-you-are-going-to-help-me-with-that-by-being-my-ugly-sidekick-smirk. Snape sighes.
"Why didn't you just come to my office immediatly?" he askes, which is a logical question.
Lucius rolls his eyes, wondering why nobody understands him. "Because, you idiot, storming into this great hall, with all this students around, saying in my most sexy voice I am going to take over the world and telling you you are my ugly sidekick, causes a much more dramatic effect! Besides, I looked pretty sexy when I walked in."
Everybody nods, in agree with Lucius, except Snape.
"I am not ugly, you ass. I am sexy"
"Yes you are. You are not and never will be able to look sexy!"
"We'll see about that!" Snape turnes around and walkes out of the great hall while Lucius takes a seet on the headmasters lap, making little curles in the silvery beard.
Now Snape storms into the great hall. He takes big steps, causing his cloak to wave behind him. Yes, waving, not that fluttering that Lucius' cloak does. Now he steps into the circle of light, lifting his head up to Lucius. His cloak falls around him as if he is a just landed giant eagle. Then, he just looks at Lucius, who is stunned, with those dark, mysterieus and sexy eyes and says, in a most dark voice which turns everyone on. "I, mister Malfoy, can be sexy as well." All girls faint. "Clearly... fame isn't everything."
Lucius starts to cry. "I wanted to be the evil but sexy bastard... But now... The purpose in my life is gone! I am going to kill myself!" He jumps out of a window.
"Well," Ron says. "He may not be georgious, he is dropped dead."
Everyone laughes and Dumbledore gives Snape a Lemondrop.
~End
Ow, and Lucius Malfoy isn't mine, neither are Snape, Dumbledore, Hagrid and Ron. But the Lemondrops are mine. In fact, I have a big bag of Lemondrops to put into my stories.
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Today is a good day for Lucius Malfoy. He looks at himself in the mirror and notices he is beautiful. Like allways. Every long, blond hair is in the right place. That was good. He practices his smirk just a little more. His smirk is good as well. Today would be a good day for Lucius Malfoy. He has some big plans. Because today he would take over the wizarding world.
Lucius apparates to Hogsmeade where he was going to meet Severus Snape. Snape was going to help him to take over the world. Because Lucius needed a ugly sidekick, so his beauty would attract more attention.
Lucius walkes over to the castle, his cloak fluttering in the wind, which was a pretty cool effect. Lucius knows that. He takes big steps, increasing the effect so he looks even more sexy than he allready did. Unfortunately for him, no one is there to see him look sexy, like he did. Only the people who are reading this fanfic. But they have to use their imagination. We just skip this part, we go to the part where Lucius walkes into the great hall. He could also just go to Snapes office and meet him over there but all those students around cause a much more dramatic effect.
So Lucius walkes, no storms into the great hall. This causes all the girls, and some boys to drool. Draco wishes he could be just like his father. And now he stands right in the middle of the hall, as if he is the centre of the earth. A bright sunbeam shines down on him, is if he is sent from... somewhere. Maybe heaven. Well, he just stands there for a several minutes, showing the smirk he practiced, this morning, letting his eyes gaze over the professors. But then, oh horror. Snape isn't there...
"Where is Snape!" Lucius now yells, his cheeks getting red.
"Snape is..." Dumbledore starts.
"I am here." Snape says. He lookes like he just ran 10 miles.
Lucius turns around fast, causing the cool, "from heaven" effect to fade. "Where the hell were you, I was just standing there, looking cool and sexy, I even practiced my smirk" Lucius shows the smirk. Snape nods with understanding. This was Lucius' I-am-going-to-take-over-the-world-by-being-goddamn-sexy-and-you-are-going-to-help-me-with-that-by-being-my-ugly-sidekick-smirk. Snape sighes.
"Why didn't you just come to my office immediatly?" he askes, which is a logical question.
Lucius rolls his eyes, wondering why nobody understands him. "Because, you idiot, storming into this great hall, with all this students around, saying in my most sexy voice I am going to take over the world and telling you you are my ugly sidekick, causes a much more dramatic effect! Besides, I looked pretty sexy when I walked in."
Everybody nods, in agree with Lucius, except Snape.
"I am not ugly, you ass. I am sexy"
"Yes you are. You are not and never will be able to look sexy!"
"We'll see about that!" Snape turnes around and walkes out of the great hall while Lucius takes a seet on the headmasters lap, making little curles in the silvery beard.
Now Snape storms into the great hall. He takes big steps, causing his cloak to wave behind him. Yes, waving, not that fluttering that Lucius' cloak does. Now he steps into the circle of light, lifting his head up to Lucius. His cloak falls around him as if he is a just landed giant eagle. Then, he just looks at Lucius, who is stunned, with those dark, mysterieus and sexy eyes and says, in a most dark voice which turns everyone on. "I, mister Malfoy, can be sexy as well." All girls faint. "Clearly... fame isn't everything."
Lucius starts to cry. "I wanted to be the evil but sexy bastard... But now... The purpose in my life is gone! I am going to kill myself!" He jumps out of a window.
"Well," Ron says. "He may not be georgious, he is dropped dead."
Everyone laughes and Dumbledore gives Snape a Lemondrop.
~End