Have you ever wanted to date (more like marry some of the Yu Yu Hakusho
characters?
What if you actually have to, what would you do?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
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Yusuke
In order to date Yusuke:
1. Must like fighting 2. Must talk about how strong he is 3. Compliment on how cool and smart he is (I'm not saying that he is in any way)
If you don't do: 1. Yusuke won't even bother to date you 2. He'll get bored and won't be listening to a word you're saying 3. He'll kill you
On your date, you must: A. Pay for it (how do you expect Yusuke to pay for it?) B. Take him to an exciting and fun place (like the arcade) C. Avoid people like Keiko or anyone who has connections with her D. Don't do anything perverted E. Don't lecture him F. Don't talk about how cool or nice Kuwabara is (I'm not saying I like him in anyway but this is what you have to do in order to date Yusuke. if he was real) G. Don't insult Yusuke
If you don't do: A. Yusuke will beat you up B. He'll get bored and fall asleep C. Keiko will slap you and Yusuke like crazy. Then, Yusuke will kill you for getting him slapped D. Yusuke will stuff you in a box and throw it off a cliff (if he can find one) E. Chances are, he'll stick an apple in your mouth in the middle of your speech and dump you F. Yusuke will beat you up but Kuwabara will like you. But, since your face is so ugly, nobody wants to look at it, even Kuwabara. G. He'll get mad and kill you with his spirit gun
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
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Yusuke
In order to date Yusuke:
1. Must like fighting 2. Must talk about how strong he is 3. Compliment on how cool and smart he is (I'm not saying that he is in any way)
If you don't do: 1. Yusuke won't even bother to date you 2. He'll get bored and won't be listening to a word you're saying 3. He'll kill you
On your date, you must: A. Pay for it (how do you expect Yusuke to pay for it?) B. Take him to an exciting and fun place (like the arcade) C. Avoid people like Keiko or anyone who has connections with her D. Don't do anything perverted E. Don't lecture him F. Don't talk about how cool or nice Kuwabara is (I'm not saying I like him in anyway but this is what you have to do in order to date Yusuke. if he was real) G. Don't insult Yusuke
If you don't do: A. Yusuke will beat you up B. He'll get bored and fall asleep C. Keiko will slap you and Yusuke like crazy. Then, Yusuke will kill you for getting him slapped D. Yusuke will stuff you in a box and throw it off a cliff (if he can find one) E. Chances are, he'll stick an apple in your mouth in the middle of your speech and dump you F. Yusuke will beat you up but Kuwabara will like you. But, since your face is so ugly, nobody wants to look at it, even Kuwabara. G. He'll get mad and kill you with his spirit gun