Hi people. I'm sorry about the last chapter, it was kind of hard to read. I have a perfectly good explanation: it was all my computer's fault! It wasn't my fault *starts crying like crazy which flood the whole world so everyone died The End*

Disclaimer: I don't own anyone unless we made a deal (but you can't make a deal with animes now can you? *

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Hiei

If you want Hiei to like you, you must:

1. mind your own business

2. Don't touch his sword

3. Don't touch him

4. Don't question his hair

If you don't do:

1. I hope you wrote your will

2. 1 touch = 1 lost body part

3. He'll kill you but before he can, his fans would kill you first and then they would start chasing Hiei (I'm not insulting you Hiei fans out there)

4. You won't get an answer but by the end of the day, you'll probably be bald (which means Hiei burned off your hair)

If you want to date him, you must:

A. Have magic powers because I don't see why the heck would he want to date you

B. Take him to the supermarket and get him 800 pounds of sweet snow (makes wonder why he's so tiny)

C. Take him to a fun place (some place with lots violence and suffering)

If you don't do/have: A. ........ what am I suppose to say?

B. You'll need the sweet snow to get him to date you since you don't have any magical powers. If you don't have any sweet snow. there's nothing more to say besides he won't date you and will make you pay for bothering him

C. He'll get bored and inflict pain on you

Have fun dating him. Oh and here's some advice: When going to see Hiei, don't ask for a ride on his back.