I won't be updating anything in about one week. I'm going to some dumb place. If you don't like this chapter, it's probably because I didn't get enough information.

I'd like to thank these people (or youkai or hanyou) for their help:

Kohaku Hoshi (isn't Kohaku from Inuyasha?) Hiei Urameshi (I just had a disturbing image that Hiei was related to Yusuke) Portal-girl

Disclaimer: I don't own Kuwabara and I NEVER want to.

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Kuwabara

If you want Kuwabara to like you, you must:

1. Dye your hair blue

2. Be Yukina

3. Wear a kimono

4. Be Yukina

5. Think that he is cool, strong, and manly

6. Be Yukina

7. Hate Hiei (I don't really think that he hates Hiei but he doesn't like him either)

8. Did I mention that you have to be Yukina?

9. Carefree

If you don't/aren't:

1. He will show no interest in you

2. He'll think that he is cheating on Yukina if he likes or go out with you

3. ...What? I don't know. Do I look like Kuwabara?

4. I repeat: He'll think that he is cheating on Yukina if he likes or go out with you

5. He'll just brag to you about how strong, cool, and manly he is until you give in (or until Shizuru punch him for being an idiot)

6. Why are you making me repeat myself?!? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, so now it's my fault, huh?

7. It's best that you hate Hiei. You can gain more points with him that way (Kuwabara: Sing with me! We hate Hiei because he is a shrimp. And I am stronger than he will ever be!)

8. YOU MUST BE YUKINA! END OF DISCUSSION!

9. Be carefree! Be bubbly! Get blue hair! Or else he won't like you. Be FREEEEEEEEEEEEE! Sorry, got carried away.

If you want to date him you must:

A. Never talk about how cool Hiei is

B. Like cats

C. Listen to him brag

D. Do what he wants to do

E. Not talk about monsters, ghost, etc. (I think he still get scared but I'm not sure)

F. Don't ask if he was born ugly (you might not even think he is ugly)

If you don't do:

A. We won't date you because he'll think that you like Hiei and will start telling you about how stupid, short, and weak he is

B. Well, it doesn't really matter if you like cats or not. Just as long as you don't hate cats

C. Even if you don't listen, he'll still keep bragging until someone shuts him up (*cough* Shizuru *cough*)

D. I think (keyword is think) that Kuwabara likes a girl who depends on him

E. He'll get scared and run away, screaming like a little girl

F. He'll just tell you that he's good-looking and really strong

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Some people want me to write about Touya and Jin. I would love to do the except I know close to nothing about those two. And also, who is Gin? Do you mean Jin? The wind master? Guy with the pointy ears?