I would just like to tell you people that I won't be updating a lot. I'll
probably update my fan fictions once a month. If you want to complain about
it, tell someone who cares but, right now, my head is going to explode. If
you want to complain to me anyways, then do. And after you do, I'll just
stop writing any fan fictions. My life does not revolve around writing
these and I can use my time for more important things.
Disclaimer: .I'm pissed and there's nothing you can do about it. Oh, and I don't own Kurama. He's a cartoon character for gods' sake! How can I own him? Use your brain, that's way it's there.
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Kurama
If you want Kurama to like you, you must:
1. Like his mom
2. Like plants
3. Don't ask/think that he is gay or bisexual (don't ask)
4. Not be a Kurama fan (I mean, don't try to steal his stuff or his hair; he likes his hair -_-')
5. Don't shout to every single girl you see that Kurama and you are getting married (have some pride)
6. Have self-control (this means: resist urges and horny thoughts)
7. Not own a Kurama fan club (I think I'm repeating myself)
8. Respect him and his "friends"
If you don't:
1. He'll hate you and never talk to you again (he is what people call a mama's boy)
2. I don't think that will really offend him but it's a plus
3. .What? He looks girly and acts girly too. And, if I didn't know any better, I'd say he's in love with Hiei. Ok, no he's not. He's actually straight but I think they make a nice couple.
4. You can be a Kurama fan but just don't steal his stuff or his "lovely" hair. Oh, and here's some advice; pretend that you don't like him. Pretend that you have no interest in him whatsoever (if you really don't like him, I don't blame you. I think he's creepy and I hate him because of his perfect life) and be hard-to-get. He likes challenges. Apteral, he is a youko.
5. I have one think to say to you; don't. Even if you don't have a pride, Kurama (I'm sorry to say) do. Think of him (to you perverted people: NOT LIKE THAT. And if you want to drool, don't do it here).
6. Self-control is the key of .umm. something. Oh, forget it. Just have some self-control.
7. You can own a fan club. But, if you do, you'll lose some points. Remember our little discussion about being hard-to-get, well, owning a fan club ain't gonna help.
8. Give him some respect; he might grow fond of you (excuse me while I throw up)
If you want to date him, you must:
A. Not invade his personal space
B. Give him shiny objects (Youko: Oh, shiny. steal it!)
C. Don't ask questions about his past
D. Don't mind his youko urges (PERVERT!)
E. Compliment him (yes, flatter him and then, chop his head off. Muhahaha)
F. Don't get too close to him when you're walking on the streets, you might get mobbed by his fans
If you don't do:
A. He'll feel very uncomfortable and you don't want that now would you (right, you people probably wants to kidnap him or something)
B. It's either you give him shiny objects or he steals whatever shiny things that you are wearing (there's no guarantee that he won't steal your things even after you give him the objects but I think that he will try)
C. He doesn't like he's past. He's sensitive, ya know (does that mean he's ticklish?)
D. He's perverted. No sense in saying any more then that
E. Flattery is the best way to win points with the one that you're trying to impress the one that you love. (I'm not sure. It's not like love means anything to me) But, don't kiss up to him, he's not worth it.
F. It's either keep away from him or spend a month in the hospital (I bet many of you would choose the hospital).
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I hope you're happy. I'm going to study now, don't bother me.
Disclaimer: .I'm pissed and there's nothing you can do about it. Oh, and I don't own Kurama. He's a cartoon character for gods' sake! How can I own him? Use your brain, that's way it's there.
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Kurama
If you want Kurama to like you, you must:
1. Like his mom
2. Like plants
3. Don't ask/think that he is gay or bisexual (don't ask)
4. Not be a Kurama fan (I mean, don't try to steal his stuff or his hair; he likes his hair -_-')
5. Don't shout to every single girl you see that Kurama and you are getting married (have some pride)
6. Have self-control (this means: resist urges and horny thoughts)
7. Not own a Kurama fan club (I think I'm repeating myself)
8. Respect him and his "friends"
If you don't:
1. He'll hate you and never talk to you again (he is what people call a mama's boy)
2. I don't think that will really offend him but it's a plus
3. .What? He looks girly and acts girly too. And, if I didn't know any better, I'd say he's in love with Hiei. Ok, no he's not. He's actually straight but I think they make a nice couple.
4. You can be a Kurama fan but just don't steal his stuff or his "lovely" hair. Oh, and here's some advice; pretend that you don't like him. Pretend that you have no interest in him whatsoever (if you really don't like him, I don't blame you. I think he's creepy and I hate him because of his perfect life) and be hard-to-get. He likes challenges. Apteral, he is a youko.
5. I have one think to say to you; don't. Even if you don't have a pride, Kurama (I'm sorry to say) do. Think of him (to you perverted people: NOT LIKE THAT. And if you want to drool, don't do it here).
6. Self-control is the key of .umm. something. Oh, forget it. Just have some self-control.
7. You can own a fan club. But, if you do, you'll lose some points. Remember our little discussion about being hard-to-get, well, owning a fan club ain't gonna help.
8. Give him some respect; he might grow fond of you (excuse me while I throw up)
If you want to date him, you must:
A. Not invade his personal space
B. Give him shiny objects (Youko: Oh, shiny. steal it!)
C. Don't ask questions about his past
D. Don't mind his youko urges (PERVERT!)
E. Compliment him (yes, flatter him and then, chop his head off. Muhahaha)
F. Don't get too close to him when you're walking on the streets, you might get mobbed by his fans
If you don't do:
A. He'll feel very uncomfortable and you don't want that now would you (right, you people probably wants to kidnap him or something)
B. It's either you give him shiny objects or he steals whatever shiny things that you are wearing (there's no guarantee that he won't steal your things even after you give him the objects but I think that he will try)
C. He doesn't like he's past. He's sensitive, ya know (does that mean he's ticklish?)
D. He's perverted. No sense in saying any more then that
E. Flattery is the best way to win points with the one that you're trying to impress the one that you love. (I'm not sure. It's not like love means anything to me) But, don't kiss up to him, he's not worth it.
F. It's either keep away from him or spend a month in the hospital (I bet many of you would choose the hospital).
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I hope you're happy. I'm going to study now, don't bother me.