Okay, I bet you all hate me for not updating sooner don't you? IT'S NOT MY FAULT. I can't help it, my brain haven't been functioning right these days so I couldn't think of much things to write for Touya.

Thank you: asian princess61 and Fire Wind Demon DM

Oh, and I DON'T LIKE YOUKO KURAMA! Okay, I feel better now.

Disclaimer: If I owned Yu Yu Hakusho, Kurama and Hiei would suffer with no end.

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Touya

If you want Touya to like you, you must:

1. Be honorable (have some pride)

2. Like people with blue hair (Okay that one just kinda popped into my mind. If it's not true, I wouldn't be surprised)

3. Not mind his grumpiness (he gets irritated easy, if I remember correctly)

4. Be kind hearted (a female Shuuichi?)

5. You should still like him even though he murdered a couple of living "things" in his long lifetime.

6. Not get cold easily

7. ...nope, can't think of a single thing.

8. No wait, I just thought of something. You should be like Jin; cheerful, happy, a little insane, and entertaining.

If you don't:

1. Well, I can't imagine anyone not being honorable at least sometimes but you can never tell with humans (especially in this generation). Anyways, he doesn't like people who try to use others because that's just plain pathetic.

2. -_-' Don't ask

3. Touya does seem like a grumpy old man doesn't he (well, he kind of acts like one)? So if two grumpy men get together, what will you get?

4. This means almost the same as honorable. Almost. So you should be honorable and kind (like Shuuichi, not Kurama)

5. If you mind the fact that he killed demons before then why did you even bother to like him? Let me guess, his looks? You know, Yu Yu Hakusho isn't the best-drawn anime in this world.

6. He's an ice demon, what do you want from him? Did you expect him to be an oven and bake cookies for you?

7. I didn't do anything! I'm innocent, I swear *tries to hide weapons behind back*

8. I've read a couple of yaoi (or slash or shounen ai - which ever way you want to put it) that contains Jin and Touya as a couple and they develop quiet well. I think if you are like Jin, you two would get along quiet well... if Touya was a real person

If you want to date him, you must:

A. Have good table manners when you eat

B. Not be an idiot (that one is also kinda random)

C. Be well brought up.

D. Not swoon over him every waking second

If you don't do:

A. Imagine you two went out to eat and all of a sudden, you decide to eat with your foot. Oh ya, I bet he'll be so pleased

B. I don't know why the heck I wrote that

C. When I said this, I meant talk properly, dress properly (as in not dressed half naked), and think properly. I'm not sure if this is true of not because Jin is dressed half naked and talks weird but if it's true, I'm sure he'd be disgusted

D. That can be very annoying unless, of course, you like admires.

In Conclusion: If this one sucked, oh well, I'll try to do better next time but you've gotta help me! Do you know how little I knew about Touya?

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INFORMATION!!!!!!!! I would like to ask for information on Koenma at this time. I seriously can use some help! If you don't donate information, the next chapter/person/thing will turn out like this one!

If you don't want to help then oh well. It's not really your problem so I guess I'm asking for too much. I dunno, maybe I should discontinue this; this story can keep going until I finish everyone and that can be years.