~April 4th~ Monday
Chocolate Units: 12, Assignments Due: 3, Assignments Turned In: 7 (two extra credit), Malfoy Seductions: 2
6:00pm
Preparation for N.E.W.Ts is completely stressing me out. They're only two months away, and everyone is just wandering around like they have forever.
Only to make things worse, the staff is throwing yet another party to ease the fears of students as the end of all that is good approaches (aka, Harry's final battle with Voldemort. He is being, actually, incredibly calm).
Well, ease all the fears of the students fourth year and up. It's on the first of May. Sounds kind of like a ball. Could be fun.
But what about N.E.W.Ts?
6:15pm
What am I saying?!? It wouldn't be fun! I no longer have a boyfriend! My ex is having an extravagant affair with a brainless American bimbo! Named Mary Sue!
And I keep using exclamation points!
I think I'm going to go cry now.
Or eat more chocolate.
~April 9th~ Saturday
Was surprised to run into Ginny somewhere other than the broom closet or Harry's dorm, but I actually saw her in the library checking out a book. At least, I thought, until I saw that the cover was "Teen Witch Weekly, Archives 1786-1804".
"Ginny," I sighed, glaring at the leather-bound volume. "…why?"
"The Ruby Party is coming up," she said, blushing a bit. "Come on Hermione, the old styles are back in. I want to look presentable. You are coming, aren't you?"
I hesitated. "I-I don't know. N.E.W.Ts are coming up and…"
"Shut up, Hermione," she said, the Weasley spark coming into her eyes. "Just…shut up. I know my brother's a jerk. But you know what? Snape's been irritable lately. Maybe you can cheer him up. Go and keep him company."
I stared at her. "I don't want to keep Snape company."
Now she was just teasing me. "Oh, but Hermione, he's terribly clever, you two have the same minds, I swear."
"Ginny. Shut. Up."
She just walked away, laughing.
Harry must have done something to her. Really.
Loon.
~April 15th~ Friday
3:00pm
Apparently, it is all around school that I'm going to the party and I'm going dateless. Lavender and Pavarti keep trying to corner me in the halls with some single guy or another, usually resulting in a romantic miscommunication where I end up jammed in a stall in the girl's loos with my foot stuck in the toilets.
Finally managed to ward them off by telling them that I have a new boyfriend, a hot young thing that is more than eager to accompany me.
Must go find him now.
6:00pm
In a moment of startling desperation, I managed to smoothly ask Colin Creevy if he would take me to the Ruby party.
Great, so now I have a date that's about two years old.
Even if he is a 6th year.
At least I kept part of my claim.
My great, great thanks to: Loah (ya...I probably would, too), jade (I'm so happy to hear I'm not losing my touch...I thought I already had), nightcrawler7082 (very much so), Dani (me forcing you to read things will help you prepare for the future you know, you're being spoiled at HEP :P), crazyone17 (hehe...funny about how my 100th review is about grease. Congratulations!), jamesismysweetheart (I'm doing it again! :D), DarkChildNinaAnimeAngel (it's all right! You still reviewed, didn't you?).
I must now go spend some Crushing on Snape time. Thanks, you guys! And please review!