June 14th Tuesday
2:00pm
Our last week at Hogwarts has gone by in a sad swirl. Classes are over now and I'm left with a profound sense of boredom.The leaving feast is tonight and I honestly don't want to go, not to mention that Ron is still parading around and sulking because he can't leave with a girlfriend. Poor bloke. What a devestating situation.
Or not.
But I believe that we're friends again. So I suppose everything is all right.
My final conclusion of the year is that I must have some affinity for Slytherin males. That has to be the only answer. Why else would I always seduce Draco…or like Snape? It's the hormones, that's all it is.
Oh Merlin, who am I trying to fool?
8:00pm
Oh Merlin, oh Merlin, oh Merlin.
After the ceremony and the end of term feast was over, I was slowly heading back up to my room with Ron and Harry to begin to pack my things. That's when I heard The Voice.
"Miss Granger."
Harry and Ron spun around, startled and angry for their most hated teacher's intrusion on our last night at Hogwarts.
I turned around more slowly, immediately noticing that Snape was only about a foot away from me. Very close. I could feel my face getting hot and the hairs standing up on the back of my neck.
"Hello, Professor."
Snape eyed Harry and Ron murderously while they stared back. "I believe I asked for Miss Granger, Mr Weasley and Mr Potter, not yourselves. I trust that you are allowed to return to your dormitories now."
"We're not leaving Hermione, Snape," Ron replied, sneering. I saw Snape flinch at the deliberate exclusion of his title.
"You are no longer students of mine," he said coolly. I could tell he was inwardly smirking. "So if you are threatening me, I judge I have the perfect right to hex you into the next century. So to speak."
The two looked at me, eyebrows lowered.
I sighed. "You two…just leave."
They obeyed, and quickly.
Yes, power.
"So…Miss Granger…" Snape said after they left, scratching his neck and suddenly seeming nervous. He never seemed nervous. It was rather endearing. The anxiety suddenly seemed to disappear as his hand dropped to his side and he said immediately, "I need you to confirm some of the questions on your N.E.W.T for me. Otherwise I am not able to grade it."
Which, of course, was complete and utter bollocks as he isn't even the ones grading the tests, but it sounded good enough for me.
The door closed with a soft click as I followed him into his dungeon classroom. Suddenly, dozens of candles flared to life, the flames a rainbow of different muted colours. Snape turned back toward me, his cape twirling quite sexily.
I couldn't help it. It just popped out. "Professor, if I didn't know better I'd think you were trying to seduce me."
When he spoke, it sounded like he was going to laugh.
"Is it working?"
Yes! Yes Yes Yes!
I replied seriously, "As long as you don't say 'I think yur pwetty.'"
He stared at me, obviously puzzled.
"I mean…" Blush starting to creep up again. "You already did a long time ago."
Suddenly, he flung himself up against me and pushed me against the door, his lips automatically locking with mine. I swear I heard Weasley's Wizard Wheezes going off somewhere nearby.
"You know," I managed to mutter between kisses. "You could get fired…for doing this."
I felt him chuckle. "No…I can't…not…anymore. Though…the risk…would have been…quite appealing."
He picked me up and carried me to his desk, lying me down gently.
And I'm just too shy to say the rest…
Hm…maybe I can tell Ginny now.
No! No! Definitely telling Ron first.
Definitely.
Year In Review
All in all, v.g.
A bloody good year's progress, I think.
Awww…it's sad it's over. Maybe I'll do a sequel once I get and read Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason. Or maybe not. I guess we'll just have to wait and see!
I would like to thank: Loah (nooo...no revenge. None! I will not take it. I will not...I plan on starting a new similarish but not really story soon!), DarkChildNinaAnimeAngel (I'm a bit complexed as why everyone keeps referring to me as male, but ah well, I'll be anything they want me to be for a review, besides dead. Snape is my hero, anyway :)), Romm (times two. Getting a bit gutter-minded, are we? Lol, it's all great fun), aPPle-FrrEAk (Hehe, the rushing was intentional. Well, we know where Hermione's mind was at the time), nightcrawler7082 (N.E.W.Ts are sort of the equivelent of A-Levels in Britain, or, to be more specific for Americans, kinda like the SATs, but not really. Thanks so much for reviewing, and being the only guy (that I know of), you rock), the soul cage (maaaaaaybe a sequel...maaaaaaybe), anonymous (wow, I feel very loved, thank you for the review!).
And I would also like to thank, in advance, all those that review this final chapter, since I won't be able to thank you later!
I think I have the best fans in the world.
Here's some stories I can recommend, now that you're done:
A serious fic: Hinge of Fate by Ramos (SS/HG)
A pee-your-pants funny fic: The Ultimate Harry Potter Cliché Catalogue by Clam Chowder1
Or the french translation by ange.
Please review!