Behind the Scenes-Philosopher's Stone- Chapter 2: The Conference.
By: Lena Lovely
Author's Note: 12 reviews in less then 24 hours! Sweet. This chapter covers from chapters 2-5 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone. Lot of chapters to cover but hey it has to be done
Warnings: Slash-y and hetero hints this chapter.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. And the blood sucking vermin wouldn't leave me alone 'til I say that.. And those leeches are getting annoying too ((Lawyer joke people))
Author's Thank yous-
fetons-babe- Thanks my beta thought it was funny too.
DerekDrew- Knowing that my story was so funny I almost caused bodily harm gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. (Just kidding. Don't hurt yourself because of me)
XxDragon_AngelxX-I'm writing, I'm writing.
PussyKat-I think I'll leave you hanging.. Ok I may be a hanus bitch but I'm not that much of one. Here's more
WingsoftheDragon aka Minossi- Thank you, I try to be funny. But sometimes my jokes are greeted by crickets
Policia- More.. What? You told me to write more so I did.
piedermorts*Bodyguard- I'm writing more.. See there it is. come on it's a joke people!
Angelina Granger- Thank you for boosting my ego
Dadsbabygurl312- Thanks for your review. I created this chapter for you. See Harry, Ron, Hermione, And Draco all were babies in the first chapter so they couldn't exactly voice their opinions. Hagrid makes an appearance in this chapter and Voldemort makes an appearance in a later chapter. I plan to do a-Behind the scenes for each book so I'm not stopping yet.
The Rica- I had to read your review a second time. I thought you meant there were sexual innuendoes in my fic. I was thinking "Not until chapter two." *giggles* I'm ok, just hyper.
may Liz-I'm going on!
Muskrat-As you Wish.
A-Since you asked so nicely
Crystal Lightning-Thank you
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~THANK YOU TO MY REVIEWERS!!!!*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Side Note: this chapter is 10 years after chapter one. So Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, ect. are now all 11 there for will be able to voice their opinions on their parts now.
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In an empty conference room Joanne Rowling sat in a high backed chair, looking much too much like an evil villain for ANYONE to be comfortable with, watching the clock.
she thought as she rocked back and forth in her chair. ((It's one of those swivel chairs that will let you rock back and forth in it)) The door burst open and Harry Potter (now 11 years old) stormed in.
"Hello Harry Dear." Jo said sweetly, "Something the matter?"
"You know bloody well what's the matter. You stuck me with crappy people who starve me!" Harry snapped.
"Call it a character building technique Dear." Jo said sweetly.
"Bull shit!" Harry yelled.
"You have to admit trapping your cousin and setting loose a snake was cool."
"Yea but after that they shoved me into a closet for two weeks!"
"I think it was longer than that."
"THIS FUCKING SUCKS!" Jo blinked. She had no idea Harry knew this kind of language. she thought.
"Such foul language. you must be punished." She writes a note on her note pad.
"Wait, I didn't mean, come on Jo!" Harry pleaded.
"Sorry."
"I still say this sucks!" Harry yelled sitting down in the farthest chair away from Jo. Jo smiled sweetly. Her watch beeped and she stood up. The Dursleys filed in, shooting Jo nervous looks, and sat down.
"Alright now that my key players are here we can begin to discuss chapter Four."
"What about them?" Petunia asked.
"We have some new characters coming into play in chapter three and I want you to meet them." She presses a buzzer that they didn't see before, "Dolores."
"Yes Ms. Rowling." A girlish voice answers.
"Please send in Rubeus."
"Yes M'am." After a brief pause the door opens revealing a HUGE man with a huge black beard.
"Everyone, Please meet Rubeus Hagrid. He'll be the grounds keeper at Hogwarts. He's a Friend of Albus." Jo said.
"Hello all." The giant said sweetly, "I'm Rubeus A. Hagrid and it'll be a pleasure working with you."
"Hello Hagrid." Petunia and Vernon said. Dudley waved and Harry smiled at him.
"Everyone introduced? (they all nod at this) Great go out there and have some fun." Everyone stands and leaves. Jo leans back in her chair.
I she thought smiling evilly.
^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^The next Day*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
"Great chapters Jo. I love them" Harry said happily the next morning. Jo didn't have enough time to answer before Hagrid stormed in, mad as hippo with a hernia.
"YOU HAVE THE AUDASITY TO MAKE MY CHARACTER SOUND LIKE SOME COMMON IDIOT!" Hagrid yelled. Jo blinked up at him calmly
"Hagrid we will have complaints AFTER the meeting. Now I want you to meet two new characters that appear in chapter five." She pressed that mysterious buzzer again and two people walk in.
"I'd like to introduce Draco Malfoy and Olivander. Albus introduced me to Olivander and Draco is my godson. Now in this chapter.." Harry's mind began to wander as he looked at the blonde Adonis that just walked into the room.
Meanwhile in a certain blonde Adonis's brain the same thoughts were passing.
"Now is everyone clear? (they all nod) very well. The new chapter is waiting for you outside. go have fun." Jo said happily.
They all stood to leave. Harry and Draco looked at each other and they both walked to the door. Once there they paused and looked at each other. Harry extended his hand.
"Harry Potter." he said.
"Draco Malfoy." Draco replied taking Harry's hand in his. They shook each other's hand and stared at each other.
"Hem Hem." came from the left of them. They both turned and looked at Jo.
"Don't you two have a chapter to read?" Draco and Harry blushed slightly and left the room. Jo smiled sadly.
she thought as she sat back in her chair.
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TBC!
Sorry this took so long to get out. Work and me being sick got in the way. *Sighs* life's not fair. So I'm saying this now. I hope to update every Sunday (that's when my favorite stories are updated and I'd rather be reading the writing).
What are you waiting for REVIEW!
By: Lena Lovely
Author's Note: 12 reviews in less then 24 hours! Sweet. This chapter covers from chapters 2-5 of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone. Lot of chapters to cover but hey it has to be done
Warnings: Slash-y and hetero hints this chapter.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em. And the blood sucking vermin wouldn't leave me alone 'til I say that.. And those leeches are getting annoying too ((Lawyer joke people))
Author's Thank yous-
fetons-babe- Thanks my beta thought it was funny too.
DerekDrew- Knowing that my story was so funny I almost caused bodily harm gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. (Just kidding. Don't hurt yourself because of me)
XxDragon_AngelxX-I'm writing, I'm writing.
PussyKat-I think I'll leave you hanging.. Ok I may be a hanus bitch but I'm not that much of one. Here's more
WingsoftheDragon aka Minossi- Thank you, I try to be funny. But sometimes my jokes are greeted by crickets
Policia- More.. What? You told me to write more so I did.
piedermorts*Bodyguard- I'm writing more.. See there it is. come on it's a joke people!
Angelina Granger- Thank you for boosting my ego
Dadsbabygurl312- Thanks for your review. I created this chapter for you. See Harry, Ron, Hermione, And Draco all were babies in the first chapter so they couldn't exactly voice their opinions. Hagrid makes an appearance in this chapter and Voldemort makes an appearance in a later chapter. I plan to do a-Behind the scenes for each book so I'm not stopping yet.
The Rica- I had to read your review a second time. I thought you meant there were sexual innuendoes in my fic. I was thinking "Not until chapter two." *giggles* I'm ok, just hyper.
may Liz-I'm going on!
Muskrat-As you Wish.
A-Since you asked so nicely
Crystal Lightning-Thank you
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~THANK YOU TO MY REVIEWERS!!!!*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Side Note: this chapter is 10 years after chapter one. So Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, ect. are now all 11 there for will be able to voice their opinions on their parts now.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
In an empty conference room Joanne Rowling sat in a high backed chair, looking much too much like an evil villain for ANYONE to be comfortable with, watching the clock.
she thought as she rocked back and forth in her chair. ((It's one of those swivel chairs that will let you rock back and forth in it)) The door burst open and Harry Potter (now 11 years old) stormed in.
"Hello Harry Dear." Jo said sweetly, "Something the matter?"
"You know bloody well what's the matter. You stuck me with crappy people who starve me!" Harry snapped.
"Call it a character building technique Dear." Jo said sweetly.
"Bull shit!" Harry yelled.
"You have to admit trapping your cousin and setting loose a snake was cool."
"Yea but after that they shoved me into a closet for two weeks!"
"I think it was longer than that."
"THIS FUCKING SUCKS!" Jo blinked. She had no idea Harry knew this kind of language. she thought.
"Such foul language. you must be punished." She writes a note on her note pad.
"Wait, I didn't mean, come on Jo!" Harry pleaded.
"Sorry."
"I still say this sucks!" Harry yelled sitting down in the farthest chair away from Jo. Jo smiled sweetly. Her watch beeped and she stood up. The Dursleys filed in, shooting Jo nervous looks, and sat down.
"Alright now that my key players are here we can begin to discuss chapter Four."
"What about them?" Petunia asked.
"We have some new characters coming into play in chapter three and I want you to meet them." She presses a buzzer that they didn't see before, "Dolores."
"Yes Ms. Rowling." A girlish voice answers.
"Please send in Rubeus."
"Yes M'am." After a brief pause the door opens revealing a HUGE man with a huge black beard.
"Everyone, Please meet Rubeus Hagrid. He'll be the grounds keeper at Hogwarts. He's a Friend of Albus." Jo said.
"Hello all." The giant said sweetly, "I'm Rubeus A. Hagrid and it'll be a pleasure working with you."
"Hello Hagrid." Petunia and Vernon said. Dudley waved and Harry smiled at him.
"Everyone introduced? (they all nod at this) Great go out there and have some fun." Everyone stands and leaves. Jo leans back in her chair.
I she thought smiling evilly.
^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^The next Day*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*
"Great chapters Jo. I love them" Harry said happily the next morning. Jo didn't have enough time to answer before Hagrid stormed in, mad as hippo with a hernia.
"YOU HAVE THE AUDASITY TO MAKE MY CHARACTER SOUND LIKE SOME COMMON IDIOT!" Hagrid yelled. Jo blinked up at him calmly
"Hagrid we will have complaints AFTER the meeting. Now I want you to meet two new characters that appear in chapter five." She pressed that mysterious buzzer again and two people walk in.
"I'd like to introduce Draco Malfoy and Olivander. Albus introduced me to Olivander and Draco is my godson. Now in this chapter.." Harry's mind began to wander as he looked at the blonde Adonis that just walked into the room.
Meanwhile in a certain blonde Adonis's brain the same thoughts were passing.
"Now is everyone clear? (they all nod) very well. The new chapter is waiting for you outside. go have fun." Jo said happily.
They all stood to leave. Harry and Draco looked at each other and they both walked to the door. Once there they paused and looked at each other. Harry extended his hand.
"Harry Potter." he said.
"Draco Malfoy." Draco replied taking Harry's hand in his. They shook each other's hand and stared at each other.
"Hem Hem." came from the left of them. They both turned and looked at Jo.
"Don't you two have a chapter to read?" Draco and Harry blushed slightly and left the room. Jo smiled sadly.
she thought as she sat back in her chair.
@#@#@#
TBC!
Sorry this took so long to get out. Work and me being sick got in the way. *Sighs* life's not fair. So I'm saying this now. I hope to update every Sunday (that's when my favorite stories are updated and I'd rather be reading the writing).
What are you waiting for REVIEW!