Behind the Scenes Chapter Three: One Meaning Behind The Name Death Eater.
By Lena Lovely
Don't Own, Don't Ask, Don't Sue, Don't Tell
Rating: PG-13 (for my very, very crude sense of humor. that's all Sarah's fault *Grins*)
THANK YOU TO YOU ALL! *KISS KISS* LOVE YOU ALL (especially my beta Sarah)
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Behind the Scenes Chapter Three: One Meaning Behind The Name Death Eater.
By Lena Lovely
Don't Own, Don't Ask, Don't Sue, Don't Tell
Rating: PG-13 (for my very, very crude sense of humour. that's all Sarah's fault *Grins*)
THANK YOU TO YOU ALL! *KISS KISS* LOVE YOU ALL (especially my beta Sarah)
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It was a normal night for our writer friend Joanne. And that's why we find Jo sitting in her office making a few corrections on the latest chapter.
"Nope- um nope- that's gotta go- I don't th- JESUS CHRIST!" Jo jumped two feet in the air as a pale hand touched her shoulder. She spun around, ready to tear who ever scared her a new asshole, when she saw who it was "Lucius Malfoy." she said with a smirk.
"My, My Jo-Jo you are a bit jumpier than I remember." Lucius said in his cool calm voice.
"Well when you're a writer like me you tend to be jumpy when people JUMP OUT AT YOU FROM THE SHADOWS!" Jo said, "and don't call me Jo-Jo." she added.
"Sorry, Jo." He said sitting down next to her. Jo sat back in her chair and smiled at Lucius.
"What's wrong now Lucius?" she asked.
"Why would anything be wrong?" he asked.
"Well considering the last time we spoke was when you found out I was writing this twisted story that wasn't about you're precious little Draco. Who, I might add, is a lot cuter than I remember." Jo asked.
"Thinking naughty thoughts about my 11 year old?" Lucius asked.
"Now Lucius we both know who has naughty thoughts about-"
"Shut up." Lucius cut off. Jo grinned. "Alright Jo. I noticed that Draco is hardly mentioned at all, until the train."
"He's mentioned in the robe store." Jo commented.
"But not in name." Lucius noted.
"Picky, picky Mr. Malfoy. as usual." She paused as if in thought. "Alright Lucius. Since you aren't gonna leave me alone I guess I can give Draco some more parts. But only because he's my godson." Lucius smiled and stood. He walked over to Jo and kisses her cheek.
"Thank you Ms. Rowling."
"Oh go now before I do naughty things to you." She said. He laughed and Apparated out of her office. She sighed and began doodling obscene pictures of Lucius.
"Horrible aren't they." A voice said behind her.
"They're so demanding." she said.
"Poor Joanne. You should go where you're talents would be more appreciated." The voice said again.
"You know you're." She paused and turned her chair around. "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" she screamed seeing the snake like face of Lord Voldemort. "Tom, DO NOT sneak up on me like that."
"Sorry Jo." he said, trying to hide his smile.
"DO NOT sneak up on a women like that.how the hell did you get that mirror there anyway?"
"I had Lucius put it in." he said. "I need to speak with you."
"Where's Quirrell?"
"Sleeping. Dolt left his mind open so I took over the body. ANYWAY, I was wondering if you reconsidered-"
"I don't think it's going to happen Tom."
"Why not?
"Because I don't like grovelling and I know you'll try and get me to kill Harry in book one." She said with a smile.
"Those facts aside, you have great potential and you should go where you're more appreciated." Tom gave her a pleading look.
"No Tom."
"There has to be a reason."
"You really want to know the reason?" She asked spinning in her chair.
"Yes very much so." she smirked and stood up. She walked over to the mirror and whispered in a low voice to Lord Voldemort.
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"YOU TOLD HIM WHAT?!" Severus Snape asked Jo as he was visiting her the following morning.
"I told him my reason for not wanted to be a Death Eater." she said simply sipping her coffee.
"That's not what I mean Jo and you know it." She smiled.
"I know. I just love seeing you get all pissy when I don't tell you anything." He glared at her. the glare he normally saves for the likes of Neville Longbottom and Harry Potter. Only it wasn't working on her.
he thought.
"Ok Jo. Tell me what you told him again."
"I simply told him I wouldn't like to be a Death Eater because of the name."
"And what did he say?"
"He asked me why. I told him that the name implies certain things. He asked 'like what' I said 'Well everyone looks at you and thinks about death and the last part could mean your servants do certain things to you.' he gave me a disgusted look and vanished." she finished with a smile.
"So. you basically told him that you wouldn't be a Death Eater because you think that you'll have to give him blow-jobs?" Severus asked.
"Yes." She batted her eyelashes innocently.
"I'll never be able to look at the man the same way again." Severus mumbled.
"Hey it was either that or tell him I wouldn't like being called a Shit Eater behind my back." She said smiling.
"Jo, you're mind is a strange place."
"And I'm happy to live there everyday."
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TBC
OK I need help for the next chapter. I don't know who to include in it. Because the next chapter has A LOT of new characters in it. So you have these choices.
Hermione and Ron ask Jo about their parts.
Crabbe and Goyle get all uppity about their parts
Neville, Dean, And Seamus have a few words.
Or more Harry and Draco complaining?
Also I'd like some feed back on this chapter. I was writing it while I was sick so it was kind of hard to type and throw up at the same time. I need to know if it was good or not (I have semi-low self esteem)
LOVE AND SKITTLES (REVIEW PLEASE!)
By Lena Lovely
Don't Own, Don't Ask, Don't Sue, Don't Tell
Rating: PG-13 (for my very, very crude sense of humor. that's all Sarah's fault *Grins*)
THANK YOU TO YOU ALL! *KISS KISS* LOVE YOU ALL (especially my beta Sarah)
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Behind the Scenes Chapter Three: One Meaning Behind The Name Death Eater.
By Lena Lovely
Don't Own, Don't Ask, Don't Sue, Don't Tell
Rating: PG-13 (for my very, very crude sense of humour. that's all Sarah's fault *Grins*)
THANK YOU TO YOU ALL! *KISS KISS* LOVE YOU ALL (especially my beta Sarah)
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
It was a normal night for our writer friend Joanne. And that's why we find Jo sitting in her office making a few corrections on the latest chapter.
"Nope- um nope- that's gotta go- I don't th- JESUS CHRIST!" Jo jumped two feet in the air as a pale hand touched her shoulder. She spun around, ready to tear who ever scared her a new asshole, when she saw who it was "Lucius Malfoy." she said with a smirk.
"My, My Jo-Jo you are a bit jumpier than I remember." Lucius said in his cool calm voice.
"Well when you're a writer like me you tend to be jumpy when people JUMP OUT AT YOU FROM THE SHADOWS!" Jo said, "and don't call me Jo-Jo." she added.
"Sorry, Jo." He said sitting down next to her. Jo sat back in her chair and smiled at Lucius.
"What's wrong now Lucius?" she asked.
"Why would anything be wrong?" he asked.
"Well considering the last time we spoke was when you found out I was writing this twisted story that wasn't about you're precious little Draco. Who, I might add, is a lot cuter than I remember." Jo asked.
"Thinking naughty thoughts about my 11 year old?" Lucius asked.
"Now Lucius we both know who has naughty thoughts about-"
"Shut up." Lucius cut off. Jo grinned. "Alright Jo. I noticed that Draco is hardly mentioned at all, until the train."
"He's mentioned in the robe store." Jo commented.
"But not in name." Lucius noted.
"Picky, picky Mr. Malfoy. as usual." She paused as if in thought. "Alright Lucius. Since you aren't gonna leave me alone I guess I can give Draco some more parts. But only because he's my godson." Lucius smiled and stood. He walked over to Jo and kisses her cheek.
"Thank you Ms. Rowling."
"Oh go now before I do naughty things to you." She said. He laughed and Apparated out of her office. She sighed and began doodling obscene pictures of Lucius.
"Horrible aren't they." A voice said behind her.
"They're so demanding." she said.
"Poor Joanne. You should go where you're talents would be more appreciated." The voice said again.
"You know you're." She paused and turned her chair around. "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" she screamed seeing the snake like face of Lord Voldemort. "Tom, DO NOT sneak up on me like that."
"Sorry Jo." he said, trying to hide his smile.
"DO NOT sneak up on a women like that.how the hell did you get that mirror there anyway?"
"I had Lucius put it in." he said. "I need to speak with you."
"Where's Quirrell?"
"Sleeping. Dolt left his mind open so I took over the body. ANYWAY, I was wondering if you reconsidered-"
"I don't think it's going to happen Tom."
"Why not?
"Because I don't like grovelling and I know you'll try and get me to kill Harry in book one." She said with a smile.
"Those facts aside, you have great potential and you should go where you're more appreciated." Tom gave her a pleading look.
"No Tom."
"There has to be a reason."
"You really want to know the reason?" She asked spinning in her chair.
"Yes very much so." she smirked and stood up. She walked over to the mirror and whispered in a low voice to Lord Voldemort.
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"YOU TOLD HIM WHAT?!" Severus Snape asked Jo as he was visiting her the following morning.
"I told him my reason for not wanted to be a Death Eater." she said simply sipping her coffee.
"That's not what I mean Jo and you know it." She smiled.
"I know. I just love seeing you get all pissy when I don't tell you anything." He glared at her. the glare he normally saves for the likes of Neville Longbottom and Harry Potter. Only it wasn't working on her.
he thought.
"Ok Jo. Tell me what you told him again."
"I simply told him I wouldn't like to be a Death Eater because of the name."
"And what did he say?"
"He asked me why. I told him that the name implies certain things. He asked 'like what' I said 'Well everyone looks at you and thinks about death and the last part could mean your servants do certain things to you.' he gave me a disgusted look and vanished." she finished with a smile.
"So. you basically told him that you wouldn't be a Death Eater because you think that you'll have to give him blow-jobs?" Severus asked.
"Yes." She batted her eyelashes innocently.
"I'll never be able to look at the man the same way again." Severus mumbled.
"Hey it was either that or tell him I wouldn't like being called a Shit Eater behind my back." She said smiling.
"Jo, you're mind is a strange place."
"And I'm happy to live there everyday."
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TBC
OK I need help for the next chapter. I don't know who to include in it. Because the next chapter has A LOT of new characters in it. So you have these choices.
Hermione and Ron ask Jo about their parts.
Crabbe and Goyle get all uppity about their parts
Neville, Dean, And Seamus have a few words.
Or more Harry and Draco complaining?
Also I'd like some feed back on this chapter. I was writing it while I was sick so it was kind of hard to type and throw up at the same time. I need to know if it was good or not (I have semi-low self esteem)
LOVE AND SKITTLES (REVIEW PLEASE!)