Seriously?!?!

By: Riku Drak

(Alucard Drak)

"Watanabe..." said a voice, much like Hyatt's. He was in a

black room that seemed to have infinite space.

"Watanabe...open your eyes." He thought he was laying down, but

the starless space shifts and he's standing on nothing. He opens his

eyes and sees Hyatt standing there. She smiles at him as he stares at

her.

He wakes up. Putting his hand on his forehead, he rustles the

bit of hair that hangs down. Sighing, he brings himself to an upright

sitting position. He thinks to himself, 'What a wierd dream...at least

today I have a day off.' He sighs and gets out of bed, searching for

some clothes.

He sits at his table and sips some tea. As he puts the cup down

gently, Sumiyoshi and Iwata walk in.

"HEY WATANABE!" Iwata yells.

You doon hev to screem, e's righ tere. -Sumiyoshi

"What are you both doing here?" Watanabe asked. He knew that he

was going to have to deal with them all day.

"We were going to try and start another party!" Iwata says as

he pulls out a keg, three bottles of vodka, and six bottles of sake.

Watanabe glares at him, holding a bowl of rice.

It wuz nae my idea. -Sumiyoshi

"You mean like last party we had where it was only us three?"

Watanabe said as he ate his rice. Iwata leaves the room muttering,

"Wait and see." Watanabe finishes his rice and picks up the tea. Slowly

sipping it and appreciating the silence for as long as it lasted.

Sumiyoshi was sitting down at the other end of the table, pulling out

his own bowl and a package of rice. Watanabe continues to stare at him

while drinking the last bit of tea, hoping maybe he'd catch a clue and

leave. Unfortunately, Watanabe's wish was not granted. Iwata walked

through the door. No one was behind him.

"..." Watanabe waited. Iwata had an unusual smile on his face.

"I got some!" Iwata yelled.

I can see that. -Sumiyoshi

Watanabe waited. He stood up and brought his cup and bowl to

the sink. Once he turned around, Iwata was standing there with some

strange girl who looked deeply scared and concerned. She was holding a

school bag and was looking a bit akward. She had been crying. Watanabe

raised his eyebrow. Sumiyoshi didn't even bother to look behind him.

"Iwata, did you just grab her off the street? Young miss, feel

free to kick him in the balls and run away. If you wish, I'll do it for

you and you can just plain run now." Watanabe said casually. The girl

cried out, "Oh god!" and ran out the door.

"Aw man, there she goes. Why'd you-" Iwata began but was cut

off because Watanabe had just kicked him in the balls. Iwata fell to

the floor.

"WHAT'S WITH YOU AND BRINGING HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS OFF THE STREET

YOU SICK BASTARD?!" Watanabe screamed in his ear. Iwata was cringing

and crying on the floor. Sumiyoshi apparently ignoring the situation.

At that moment the phone rang. Watanabe walked over to the

phone and picked it up.

"Hello?"

"Uh....sir? Today?"

"Right now?"

"But sir-"

"More money?"

"Right away sir! I'll notify them."

Watanabe hang up the phone and turned to Iwata and Sumiyoshi.

Iwata seemed to have picked himself off the floor. Sumiyoshi had put

away the bowl and the rice.

What wuz that aboot? -Sumiyoshi

"It was the instructor. He wants us to go back to that sewer."

"WOO HOO!!!" Iwata shouted.

Back to the sewer? -Sumiyoshi

"Apparently yeah. But he promised three times our usual pay and

in cash. Said he would give it to us once we got back from the sewer."

Watanabe replied.

I betta go and change, like. -Sumiyoshi

"More adventure!!" Iwata yelled and ran out. From the distance,

Iwata's voice said, "Misaki! We've been called to go back to the sewer!

Remember, please don't fall in l--" *BAM*

"I was already called, idiot." Came Misaki's voice. The door

slammed.

I betta be goin, like. -Sumiyoshi

"Er...yeah..." Watanabe said after a long silence from the door

slam. After Sumiyoshi walked out he closed the door. 'Whew...' Watanabe

walked to the closet and dressed himself in his suit.

-------**--------



At the office, they all stood in a line waiting for the

instructor. He waked in with the outfit they wore last time in the

sewer when they where almost washed away. After the party changed into

it, they were sent down.

"But-" Watanabe began.

"No questions!" Kabipu said and he kicked Watanabe down to the

bottom.

The party took up their flashlights and set out.

"Why are we even doing this once more?" Watanabe asked.

At least we geet our three times pay like. -Sumiyoshi

Watanabe frowned but continued on.

"You know we're only going to have the same trouble as last

time..." Misaki said.

"You know Misaki...that skin tight suit makes you look rather

sexy..." Iwata boldly screamed down the tunnels. She might have blushed

a tiny bit, Watanabe couldn't really see all too well.

"...asshole!" Misaki said after a few seconds pause. She raised

her fist and turned toward Iwata.

*BAM*

Iwata fell to the ground and his face was halfway under water.

A large bump formed on the back of his head. Misaki's eye twitched.

"Never again..." she said more to herself than him.

At a large four way intersection they were headed for, a person

suddenly ran across from one side to the other, kicking up water behind

them. Watanabe flashed his flashlight at the person. It was Hyatt, er,

Ms. Ayasugi wearing that odd uniform.

Watanabe froze, his face surprised and embarressed. 'Could it

be? No....it must be my imagination...'

==============================

A/N: Ok, please keep in mind that Watanabe happens to be my ultimate

favorite character. I don't care if I might not be very accurate on the

whole thing, but go with it ok? Oh and yes, I've only read the manga up

to #3. Once I finish the series I promise I'll redo the whole story to

make it more accurate and pleasing. Please RR!