"A Lover's Quarrel"
Chapter 1
(Tifa and Aeris enter)
Tifa: Give it up Aeris! The only reason he even bothers to talk to you is just to be nice! He doesn't want to hurt your feelings so he cloaks his own intentions in a facade of fake smile and lies!
Aeris: He does not! He loves me! You just can't believe for one second that he and I actually have something. Something that makes you so jealous that you curl up in your little bed every night and cry yourself to sleep!
Tifa: I do not!
Aeris: Well then how come he went on a date with me when we were at the Gold Saucer!
Tifa: What on Earth are you talking about?! He went on a date with me!
Aeris: Um, Tifa how is that even possible if I was with for all but a few hours, during which hours Cloud was just sleeping.
Tifa: Aeris who do you think you are fooling, the only person you are lying to is yourself because I sure as Hell don't believe you!
(Cloud enters)
Tifa & Aeris: Cloud!
Cloud: Um, hi…
Tifa: Okay Cloud you remember our date at the Gold Saucer right? It was just the two of us (she glares at Aeris) side by side the entire night. It was so romantic, almost to good to be true…
Aeris: That's because it isn't true! Cloud was with me! Remember honey, we went on that tour ride, and it was so high that we could see the entire place. It was just breath taking….
(Aeris and Tifa both standing in a daydreaming daze, as Cloud stares at them with utter confusion)
Cloud: Um, to be quite honest, I don't remember being with either of you that night.
Aeris & Tifa: WHAT?!?!
Cloud: Yeah, to be honest that entire night is a complete blur.
Aeris: Cloud, how could you forget me?! I thought we had something together… I… I thought you loved me
(Aeris' eyes well up with tears and she runs off crying and slams a door behind her)
Tifa: You really mean it… You don't remember one minute of it? (Cloud shakes his head)
Cloud: Sorry
Tifa: How could you! You pig, I gave you all my love and you can't give me the common decency of remembrance! I need comfort food! Where's the Chocolate chip Cookie Dough!
(Tifa runs off in a similar tear filled rage and slams the door behind her)
(Cloud scratches his head)
Cloud: Women? I just don't get them.
(Muffled voice): Are they gone yet?
Cloud: Yep, you can come out now.
Vincent: So do you think we should tell them or-
Cloud: I don't care! As long as I'm with you nothing matters.
(Cloud reaches over and pulls Vincent close into a lovers embrace. To put it bluntly, they're lip wrestling)
Vincent: But, don't you think they have a right to know?
Cloud: What does it matter, all I care is that I love you and want to be with you forever.
Vincent: Oh Cloud…Say you'll never change.
Cloud: I love you Vincent, always.
(they stumble out the door while exchanging saliva)