Title: Be My Cinderella
Authoress: Give the World for Mr. Black
Fandom: Harry Potter
Ch.: 4.8/6 + Ep. (Thanksgiving Special)
Rating: RATED R!!!!
Warning: This chapter is lemony. ^______________^ As in HARDCORE! ^_^ You've been warned. There is also lots of sexual innuendoes! ^_^ Happy fun!!!!! ^______^
Pairing(s): SB/RL, O.C./RL, and JP/SB.
Year: It's set nowadays. But all the charas are alive!! ^_^ A girl can hope, can't she?!
Spoiler(s): ::Shrug:: Just that Sirius and Remus are in it… I guess.
Dedication: Here y'go, Mandi. This Thanksgiving will make me smile because of you! And Liz, the "lemon turkey" is for you! ::Hugs::
Disclaimer: It's not mine. ;_; I'm not crying because of that, but because as I am typing all this preliminary stuff up afterwards, Clay's on TV and I'm crying and he's singing and it's hard to see through the tears!!!!!!!! ::Sob:: LOVE HIM!!!! And buy the "American Idol Christmas" CD!!!! ::Singing:: "I'm Dreaming of a CLAY Christmas!"
Summary: (AU, only because all the characters are alive and they aren't wizards/witches! They are……… MERE MORTALS!! No! But Nence is magical!! YAY!) It's Thanksgiving and Harry & Co. are preparing in a very… lemony way! [Inspired by: A recipe book with "lemon turkey" in it… ^_^()-…!]
Currently Updating: Amanda hopes soon, but we'll see!
Chapter Four.Eight:
**In a kitchen not too far away…**
*Sirius and Remus are sitting on wooden stools opposite each other around a counter, Thanksgiving supplies surrounding them*
Remus: ::Wipes hands off on a rag, tossing it to Sirius and then pulling a large turkey out of the refrigerator, setting it on a metal rack:: Ready to stuff?
Sirius: ::Smiles and throws the rag on the floor:: If I didn't know any better, Moony, I'd think you were hitting on me!
R: ::Blush::
S: ::Toothy grin:: An', yeah, mate, I'm… how'd you put it…? 'Ready to stuff'…? ::Wink::
R: ::Shakes head at his doggy-pal:: Fine… grab a baster… and stop winking at me! ::Reaches for a pot-holder and opens the oven, checking the three pans inside::
S: ::Smirk:: Aye, aye! ::Fills baster with juices and spices, holding it out in front of him like a sword:: En guard!
R: ::Flashes a big wolfy-smile and picks up a spatula:: Touché! ::Jabs at Sirius, giggling when the seasonings from Sirius' "weapon" spray all over his "Kiss the Cook" apron, forcing him to drop his spatula::
S: ::Laughs, setting the baster in the sink and throwing a wet towel at his friend:: Clean up…
R: ::Wipes off the sticky liquid:: How did we get into this again?!
S: ::Feigns thinking:: Hmm… lemme go back… oh, yeah… you agreed, because Harry wanted to take the last three days off of boarding school before Thanksgiving to stay with his boyfriend in Paris, remember?!
R: ::Sweatdrop:: -_-()
S: ::Smiles:: I wish I was with him!
R: ::Fake-pouts:: Oh? Spending time with me not eventful enough for you? Need to hang out with Harry and his boyfriend is France to see some action?! ::Pretends to wipe away a tear:: Sniff!
S: ::Rolls his eyes:: Gimme a break… Paris is just so… romantic!
R: ::Raises his eyebrows::
S: What!
R: Sorry, but Sirius Black is NOT one to be all 'loving-lasting-relationship'… don't tell me you're getting soft!?!
S: ::Sheepish grin:: And if I am…?
R: ::Smacks lips:: Well, then I guess, I was wrong… people can change! ::Laugh::
S: ::Grabs at his heart dramatically:: Ouch! That one hit right here!
R: ::Shakes head and gives him a sideways glare:: We're slacking!!!!!! This turkey needs stuffing…!!!!! Draco and Harry will be back in two hours and they EXPECT a baked turkey by the time they get here, so let's get going!!!!
S: ::Dramatic pause:: ::Stifled laugh:: Thanks, Dr. Mom!
R: 0.o Dr. Mom?
S: ^_^ Wanna stuff the turkey now?
R: Can you puh-leeeeeeze stop saying it like you wanna stuff me?!
S: ::Snorts:: You wish! I'm so desirable!
R: ::Coughs nervously::
Phone: ::Rings::
S: ::Startled, picks up the phone:: Heeeh-llo?
Harry: Hi, Siri! It's Harry!
S: ::Dramatically:: Ohhhhhhhh! Hiiiiiiiii, Harryyyyyyy! ::Grins at Remus::
R: ::Whacks head on nearby counter::
S: So, how are you? How's Draco? Vacationing good?
H: Oh, yes! We're having soooo much fun!
S: I'm sure you are! ::Winks at Remus::
R: ::Groans and sits down, burying his reddened face in arms::
S: May I ask why you're calling…?
H: Yeah… I was just… y'know…
S: Checking in… the turkey and all…?
R: ::Groans again, picking up a clean baster and filling it with marinade, injecting it into the thawing meat::
H: Yes! Oh, how is that going, by the way?
S: Great… we're about to put the turkey in… should be ready by the time you're home. See you then! ::Quickly hangs up the phone::
R: ::Screaming from the background:: TELL DRACO WE SAID 'HI'!!!!!!!!
**In a beach TOO far away… ::Sigh:: I wish…**
*Draco and Harry are lounged out on the Parisian beach (A/N: I realize that Paris does NOT border any large bodies of water, but dream, okay? Beaches are romantic! ^_^ They are on the Seine!) cuddling, wearing… less than usual!*
Draco: Oh, Harry… why did you have to call them? They're doing fine. aren't they? You're just worrying for nothing, right?
H: Actually, I think they have absolutely NO idea what they're doing and we should go back… Sorry… ::Looks at Draco, obviously sorry::
D: ::Pouting:: Haaaaaaarry! Please? Let's just stay a bit longer… we can go back earlier to check up on them… just gimme an hour… imagine what we can do in a hour… ::Wink::
H: ::Blushes::
D: You, me, a hot shower… hmmmm… oh, the possibilities! ::Smiles, imagination working on overdrive::
H: ::Smiles as he allows himself to be scooped up by his boyfriend::
D: ::Places long, wet kisses on Harry's neck, carrying him behind a sand dune::
**Back to the kitchen**
R: We have WORK to do!!!!!
S: ::Complaining:: Moony!!! Party, THEN work… that's MY motto!
R: ::Shakes head in disbelief:: ::Whining:: PADFOOT!!!!!! We have soooooooooooooo much work to do!!!!!!!!! We're NEVER gonna get it dooooooooooone!
S: ::Slightly irritated:: Can we PLEASE just stuff this thing?!
R: ::Forces a random smile:: Yeah, I guess… Take this and mix it with the flour… ::Hands him a bowl:: I'll make the incision! ::Starting to get into it, making him happy again::
S: ::Grins, stirring intently:: Aye, aye, captain!
R: ::Growls lightly, taking a knife and ripping a gaping hole into the rear of the bird::
S: Wow… that was… sensual… ::Stops, slapping himself across his forehead:: I meant violent… yes, violent!
R: 0_o…? Sirius? Meep! ::Hands him the rack:: I think you should stuff it!
S: ::Moans dramatically:: Ooooooh! Stuff it where?!?
R: In the turkey, mate! TURKEY! Stop eyein' me like that, Padfoot!!
S: Aw, come on! You know you like it! Don't try an' deny it! You know you want me! ::Holds the turkey up to his face and kisses it:: Oh, Moony!
R: Ah, SIRIUS! Harry and Draco are gonna EAT that! Oh, GROSS!
S: ::Grabs a handful of the stuffing with his left hand and pushes it into the opening, pulling a face::
R: Come on, it's not that bad…
S: ::Squints eyes, trying to pull out the half of his arm that's inside the bird::
R: ::Walks over:: What's wrong…
S: ::Grunt:: I… I'm… ::Grunt::
R: You're…?
S: ::Yells:: I'M STUCK!
R: ::Snorts, laughing:: You're… stuck? In the turkey?
S: ::Sarcastically:: No, in the door! Yeah, you git, in the TURKEY!
R: Here, lemme help! ::Reaches over and puts his left hand on the meat, pulling the incision farther apart with his other, pressing his hand gently into the quickly-filling space::
S: ::Whimpers:: Ooooowww!
R: ::Scolding:: Stop being such a baby… it always hurts the first time…!
S: ::Taunts:: How would you know?!
R: ::Blushes, realizing what he implied:: Sirius! Come on, we still have a lot of work to do!
S: ::Tries to twist his arm out of the sweaty hole:: Reeeeeeeeeemiiiiiii! Help me! It's painful!
R: God, you're such a baby! ::Pushes his hand farther in, stretching out his fingers, hoping to free the complaining Sirius:: Can you get out yet?
S: ::Wiggles his fingers:: No! Can you get in any farther…?
R: ::Rolls his eyes at Sirius' VERY low-tolerance to pain:: Yeah, not much, though… your arm isn't shaped like a twig!
S: ::Feigns being hurt:: Oh, Remi! I thought you loved me!?!
R: Get OVER yourself, Sir'! ::Shoves his hand as far as it'll go into the turkey, grunting as he feels his hand reach as far as Sirius'::
S: ::Laughs loudly, shaking the Thanksgiving bird around:: Great job, mate! Now, we're BOTH stuck in the turkey!
R: ::Glare:: This is SO not funny… not ONE bit!
S: ::Eyes glaze over as he studies Remus' face, voice sensual:: You know… I've never had the chance to make love to someone with only one hand available… let alone with the other hand stuck in a turkey… ::Corners of lips turn up in desire:: You have to admit… it'd be kinda kinky!
R: Oh, NO! ::Moaning:: Siriuuuus!
S: Sounds like you want me, too…
R: Your mind! It's… it's FOGGED over!
S: Oh, no… never been clearer… never… ::Leans on Remus, making him fall back on the counter, kissing him intensely on the lips, cutting off his air::
R: Mrrrrrpht! ::Presses his hands on Sirius' chest, successfully pushing him back, taking a much-needed breath:: What are you DOING?!
S: What? Is this not how you imagined your first time…?
R: ::Pouting:: I am NOT a virgin…
S: With me, you are… ::Winks and leans back on the werewolf again, applying the loving pressure to his mouth again::
R: Mmmrrmm… ::Pulls back enough to talk:: Get off me… this… ::Forces the words out:: This is NOT how I imagined it!
S: ::Shocked:: What?!?
R: ::Bright red:: I think about it… okay? I imagine being with you… happy?
S: ::Bright smile:: Very! So……… how DO you imagine it?
R: Not with a damn turkey stuck on my arm!
S: ::Smiles::
R: ::Light bulb:: Why didn't I think of this before?!?!
S: ::Sweatdrop:: I hate to say this, but… what didn't you think of?
R: BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!
S: Butter…?
R: YEAH! BUTTER! Using butter as lubrication!
S: ::Sarcastic:: Oh, yeah… can see why you didn't think of that before!?!
R: Seriously! Get the butter!
S: ::Shakes head:: I wonder if it works as lubrication elsewhere------!
R: ::Burns red:: SIRIUS! Concentrate!!!!!!
S: I am! ::Smirk::
R: Oh, God! ::Grabs the butter and rubs it on their arms, making them all slimy and "icky"::
S: Oh, GOD…… Keep doing it, feels……so…good!
R: Sirius! ::Pulls his sticky arm out, setting the turkey and butter down::
S: ::Releases arm from 'turkey jail':: Oh, thank GOD! Now… ::Grabs hold of Remus' arms and hold him tight:: I can fuck you the right way…!
R: ::Blushes, but locks eyes with the pup anyway:: But, Siri! My arm's all sticky!
S: Moony, when I'm through with you, that's not ALL that'll be sticky! ::Wink::
R: ::Groans:: Siriiii!
S: ::Growls, gripping onto the tight fabric of the outside hems of Remus' pants:: Come on… lemme make love to you, Rem'…
R: ::Looks up at the ceiling, shifting weight between his feet and grasping Sirius' shirt tightly with his nails::
S: ::Still in his low voice:: I'll take that as a yes… ::Holding VERY tightly, pulls violently at Remus' pants, causing them to tear and fall to the ground:: You… ::Gasp::
R: ::Panting:: I'm not wearing any.
S: ::Puts hand over mouth:: Oh, god…!
R: ::Smiles, still holding onto Sirius' shirt:: Padfoot… make love to me…
S: ::Grins, kissing the side of Remus' overly-sensitive neck:: With pleasure, my wolf…
R: ::Moans, ripping the thin silk fabric he held onto, making bloody marks on Sirius' back::
S: Oh, GOD! ::Moves around Remus, sucking gently on his neck, taking off his own pants::
R: ::Moaning in pleasure:: Oh, Sirius!
S: ::Kissing the back of Remus' neck, grabs the melting butter and rubs it on his fingers, sliding them down Remus' spine::
R: O-O-O-O-Oh, S-S-Sirius!
S: ::Smiles, using the butter to ease his fingertips into the shaking werewolf::
R: ::Harsh breathing::
S: Trust me, Remi?
R: Ah-Ah-Ah-Always!
S: Good… ::Stretching his lover, making swift, circular motions on Remus' back with his lips::
R: ::Whimpering::
S: ::Smirks, gently sliding himself into Remus, feeling Moony's nails dig into his skin::
R: ::Moaning loudly, feeling desire surge through his body:: I want you, Padfoot…
S: ::Choked out:: All…yours… ::Pulls away slightly, catching his breath::
*Quick knock is heard before……*
S: ::Pulls back from Remus quickly and pulls the torn fabric around his bottom half::
*……Amanda rushes in, out of breath!*
Amanda: Am I late for the food? ::Stops, seeing the two men, one on the floor, covered in ripped cloth that once resembled pants; the other, "hanging out" for Amanda and any others around to see:: Woah… ::Smiles upon seeing the second man:: Hi, Remus!
R: ::Blushing:: Hi… Amanda?
A: Yeah… ::Nods at the other man:: Sirius. How are you?
S: Juuuuuust fine! Better if we hadn't been interrupted! ::Soft glare::
A: Were you two…? REMUS!!!!
R: ::Sheepish look::
A: SIRIUS!!!! ::Raging:: REMUS IS MYYYYYYYY WEREWOLF!!!!!!!!! ::Starts crying, but continues ranting::
S: NO! ::On the edge of tears:: REMUS IS MINE! WEREWOLVES MATE FOR LIFE, AMANDA!
A: ::Gasps:: You DIDN'T!?!
R: ::Half-nod::
A: You… YOU DID?!?
S: Yeah, we did. GET OVER IT! ::Fuming:: HE'S MINE! ::Kneels and holds Remus, letting the fabric fall… ON ACCIDENT!::
*Door bangs open again, Draco running in, Harry right after*
H: Sirius? REMUS?!?! ::Looks at Amanda:: And who are you?
A: ::Glaring:: Amanda.
H: ::Bright smile:: Hi, Amanda! I'm Harry!
A: ::Monotone:: I know.
H: ::Pouty::
D: ::Comforts his boyfriend:: Amanda, be nice… Harry is overly-sensitive! ::Smile:: I'm Draco… Draco Malfoy…
A: I know that too. Have you read Nence's other stories?! God! YOU CALL YOURSELVES FANS?!?!?!?! ::Ranting::
(A/N: She really does this in REAL life people! Now you know why I update!! ::Meep!::)
D: ::Shakes head::
H: ::Looking around for the first time since they arrived:: What HAPPENED here?!
R: ::Red and still "hanging out":: Well, y'see… Sirius and I… we were… cooking… and we got stuck…
S: We're sorry! .
H: This Thanksgiving keeps getting worse and worse…
S: Well, we can still have food! We DO have everything but the turkey done!
D: ::Sniffing:: What's that smell? Is something on fire?!
A: ::Opens the oven, smelling the smoke:: THE FOOD!!! It's… IT'S BURNT!!!
H: ::Wails:: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
D: ::Holds him closer:: It's okay…
R: ::Harsh whistle:: STOP!
*Silence*
R: I don't care WHAT we eat, but everyone is going to stop arguing and we're gonna get along, because this is Thanksgiving and I'm thankful that I even have a PLACE to eat, let alone a loving family to eat it WITH, okay?! AND we're gonna get me some new pants! ::Deep breath::
S: ::Laughs:: Here… ::Hands him the pants he had shed NOT too long ago::
*James walks in nonchalantly::
James: Hello…………!
Everyone else: -_-()
J: ::Glances at Sirius:: Why, hello there, Padfoot! ::Wink::
S: ::Shakes head::
H: ::Wailing:: This is absolutely THE worst EVER Thanksgiving……EVER!!!!!!!!! ::Sob::
D: ::Starts crying:: WHY DID WE HAVE TO COME BACK?!?!?!?!?! ;_;
R: ::Seeing the two crying makes him start to tear up:: Y'know…… I was gonna make this perfect……!
J: ::Eyeing Sirius::
S: -_-()
A: ::Eyeing Remus::
R: -_-() At least I have pants again… ::Holds the clothes tight around him::
S: ::To Remus:: I liked you better WITHOUT the pants, though!
A: ::Nods:: Me too!
S: ::Growls, as if to say 'Mine! Back off!'::
A: ::Growls back::
*Nence runs in, realizing this fic/Thanksgiving can only get worse from here*
Nence: ::Smiley:: Howdy, y'all!
Everyone else: ::Glares::
A: YOU…
N: Me?
A: Yeah, you… you made those two… ::Motions at Remus and Sirius:: y'know! ::Nods::
N: ::Big grin:: Yeah, they're so cute together, aren't they!?!
A: Yeah, I guess! ::Smiles::
S: Yeah, we are… can you guys leave, please… we have a turkey that needs cooking…
H: NO! ::Hops up, suddenly angered:: No more cooking. No more turkeys. Thanksgiving is OFF!
D: Oh, Harry! Just let them finish!
N: Oh, you people! ::Shakes head:: I'm the one who started this… I'm finishing it…! Everyone, out in the hall… when I call you, get in here, and get ready for Thanksgiving! ::Shoos them out::
Everyone else: ::Is shooed::
N: Now… ::Magicks away the mess and supplies:: And… ::Magicks in a fully-cooked turkey on the clean table:: Lastly… ::Conjours up a table setting, finishing the set-up… calls:: Alright, come in!
Everyone: ::Enters::
H: ::Gasps:: It's… beautiful!
D: ::Smiles and mouths:: 'Thank you.'
H: Thank you, Nence… ^___^
R: ::Grins:: Let's eat!
*Everyone takes a seat, eating away happily, talking about how great their lives REALLY are! Aww! Yay!*
A/N: And a Happy Thanksgiving to you all! Review, and make my Thanksgiving! ^_^ Love you all!!!!!
-Nence*
-AKA: Give the World for Mr. Black.