"A Lover's Quarrel"
Chapter 2
(Aeris and Tifa are sitting on a couch covered with blankets watching "Bridges of Madison County", and other assorted chick flicks. They are surrounded by mounds of opened and partially used "Hagen-Das" ice cream containers. We continue our story as we listen in on the two as they wallow in self pity.)
Aeris: I can't believe he did that, how could he just toss our precious memories a side like a used condom.
(Tifa stares back at Aeris in wide eyed confusion)
Tifa: Like a used condom?!?!
Aeris: Sorry I'm just thinking of Cloud, he's so cute even if he is a jerk. And Harrison Ford is kinda hot, by the way pass me the Mint Chocolate Chip.
(Tifa is still staring wide eyed and surprised)
Tifa: Like a used condom?!?!
Aeris: Sorry, bad metaphor.
Tifa: Horrible metaphor is more like it! Used condom…. Eeeeww!
Aeris: Oh shut, up and pass me the Cookies in Cream
Tifa: Fine, just no more metaphors. Oh, yeah do we have any chocolate chip cooking dough left?
Aeris: Nope, I ate it. Sorry.
Tifa: Aeris you pig that was an entire container.
Aeris: I know but without food how am I supposed to eat away my own self misery?
Tifa: Good point. Hand me the Snickers & Fudge instead.
(Aeris tosses her a half full container)
Aeris: Now quiet down I can't hear what they're saying.
(We now come to a different room where Vincent and Cloud are sitting and watching the movie "The Full Monty")
Cloud: You know I think I really hurt Aeris and Tifa back there, apparently they really had something for me.
Vincent: Well, they're just going to have to tough it out, because it's mine turn now and I'm keeping you all to my self. (Vincent pulls Cloud closer as the two snuggle on their couch)
Cloud: You know this movie would be a whole lot better if they could get some decent looking men in it.
Vincent: I don't know I think that ones kinda cute. (He gestures to the TV)
Cloud: The blond one?
Vincent: Yeah, he just has this interesting charismatic charm that to be quite honest makes him kinda cute.
Cloud: I don't know, he's a little scrawny…
Vincent: Muscle doesn't matter, take you for example…
Cloud: Hey!
Vincent: Kidding, you know you're my big hunk of man. But, lets be honest you're no pro wrestler.
Cloud: I bet I could beat you in a wrestling match…
Vincent: Oh yeah…
(They eye each other seductively)
Cloud: Yeah…
Vincent: Bring it on tough guy…
Cloud: I'll show you!
(Cloud tackles Vincent onto one side of the couch and begins tickling him playfully)
Vincent: Hey no fair!
Cloud: What?
Vincent: No… hahaha…. Tickling…..hahaha *snort* hahaha…..aloud!
Cloud: Well how about this then.
(Cloud leans forward engaging Vincent in a passionate kiss)
Vincent: Yeah, I think I'll allow that…
(Cloud reaches up and dims the light as the scene gets a little more interesting…)
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