Enter Barret and RedXIII casually strolling down a central 7th. Heaven blvd.)
Barret: I'm tellin ya, it's pronounced "tom A to"
RedXII: No, no, and no a third time you insolent fool, it's correctly, and much more elegantly might I add, pronounced "Tom-a-to". The "a" is much less dominant.
Barret: You @$%@$% little #@^@$%!!! You can't even figure out how to say a #%#@ vegetable!
RedXIII: Oh you poor simpleton, you don't even realize that a tom-a-to is a fruit and not a vegetable.
Barret: $%@$$%^ you blasted @#^%@%@! A Tom-A-to is a #@#%^ vegetable, I'm mean even a little red doggy-tigery thing like you figure that blasted #^?$% thing out!
RedXII: Oh Barret, how I envy your idiocy at times, ignorance for you must be shear bliss.
Barret: %$&%&&^%* of a &$%^&^%#^?%&^$% you little &$^@%^& why I
oughta ^(^$^%&!!!
(Enter Cid stumbling out of a near by pub)
Cid: Hey you guys! Come ere ya #%@$ son's a $^$#%^
(At this point the author decided to unrealistically edit the story for moral content)
Barret: Huh?
Cid: what'd he say
RedXIII: He's saying that if you two profane ignoramuses don't shut your yaps, you will be eliminated from the space time continuum of this story.
Cid & Barret: That's a load of $@#^@#^!
(Suddenly a bolt of lightning is emitted from the heavens to smite Barret and Cid, two piles of ashes now lay where they once stood)
RedXIII: Wow, I guess "Big Brother" is always watching... (If you haven't read the Orson Wells novel "1984" this joke probably makes no sense to you, there there, some of us just aren't as gifted with the knowledge of higher literature I guess...)
::Cloud and Vincent come strolling down the opposite side of the street (no pun intended) laughing and smiling with arms around each other regaling about the movie they had just seen, Billy Eliot::
Cloud: I love that little guy!
Vincent: He was so cute!
Cloud: Yeah, like the little fluffy teddy bear kind of cute.
Vincent: Do you think he was gay in the end, you know when he kissed the other little boy on the cheek?
Cloud: You mean the cross-dressing one?
Vincent: yeah
Cloud: Of course, he was way too cute to be straight.
Vincent: That means nothing though, besides he said at that other part that he wasn't a "puff"
Cloud: Well of course he's not a puff, but that doesn't mean he can't be a gay guy.
::Vincent and Cloud smile to each other, as RedXIII walks up to greet them::
RedXIII: So I see you guys are being a little more out with the whole relationship thing then?
Cloud: Pretty much
Vincent: Why bother hiding it ::he hugs Cloud::
RedXIII: ::Raises and eyebrow:: okay guys, don't think I'm being in anyway closed minded, but could you please not be so obnoxiously loving in public, it makes those of us with weak stomachs quite nauseous.
::Cloud and Vincent look at each other and shrug, Cloud leans over to Vincent and whispers something into his ear, Vincent laughs and nods::
RedXIII: What? ::his voice peaking with curiosity::
Cloud: Oh nothing
Vincent: Don't worry your pretty little head about it. ::he smiles in his most belittling manor::
RedXIII: You guys really worry me at times, you know that...
Vincent:: There there...
Cloud: Is the widdle kitty lonely
Vincent: How bout we give it a big huggy wuggy
RedXIII: huggy wuggy???
Cloud: huggy wuggy???
Barret & Cid: Huggy Wuggy???
RedXIII: I thought you two were dead
Barret: %&$#% foo!
Cid: Why would you #%@#^@ think that we were @%^$@% dead?!
::Suddenly a large Wonder Bread truck falls from the sky landing on and killing Cid and Barret::
RedXIII: Strangely enough that was semi-expected....
Cloud: hey Red, I have one question.
RedXIII: What?
Cloud: Has there been any point to this scene at all?
RedXIII: Good question.
Yuffie: I think it's basically just been a remedial hosting of quick cheap laughs, bad jokes, and expected prat falls.
(ouch, that was harsh....)
Cloud: Yeah.
Vincent: I'm afraid the author is suffering from writer's block at the moment.
Yuffie: What makes you say that?
Vincent: Because for some reason you just appeared out of the blue, where the hell did you come from?!
Yuffie: I don't know, I was sitting at home and the last thing I remember is... Actually I can't remember anything before last night.
RedXIII: What happened last night?
Yuffie: Why do you ask?
RedXIII: Because with the way you stated that it kinda makes us think it has something to do with your dazed and confused state.
Cloud: ::whispers:: She probably went on another drinking binge...
Yuffie: What did you say?
Cloud: Um... what did who say?
Yuffie: You
Cloud: What about me?
Yuffie: You just said something.
Cloud: I did?
Yuffie: Yeah
Cloud: What did I say?
Yuffie: I don't know that's why I asked.
Cloud: Weren't you listening?
Yuffie Yeah but... Oh I give up...
Vincent: Ow...
RedXIII: My head hurts...
Cloud: Okay I think we've all had enough of this...
Vincent: You're telling me...
Yuffie: Hey have you guys seen Tifa or Aeris lately?
Cloud & Vincent: Ummm...
Barret: I'm tellin ya, it's pronounced "tom A to"
RedXII: No, no, and no a third time you insolent fool, it's correctly, and much more elegantly might I add, pronounced "Tom-a-to". The "a" is much less dominant.
Barret: You @$%@$% little #@^@$%!!! You can't even figure out how to say a #%#@ vegetable!
RedXIII: Oh you poor simpleton, you don't even realize that a tom-a-to is a fruit and not a vegetable.
Barret: $%@$$%^ you blasted @#^%@%@! A Tom-A-to is a #@#%^ vegetable, I'm mean even a little red doggy-tigery thing like you figure that blasted #^?$% thing out!
RedXII: Oh Barret, how I envy your idiocy at times, ignorance for you must be shear bliss.
Barret: %$&%&&^%* of a &$%^&^%#^?%&^$% you little &$^@%^& why I
oughta ^(^$^%&!!!
(Enter Cid stumbling out of a near by pub)
Cid: Hey you guys! Come ere ya #%@$ son's a $^$#%^
(At this point the author decided to unrealistically edit the story for moral content)
Barret: Huh?
Cid: what'd he say
RedXIII: He's saying that if you two profane ignoramuses don't shut your yaps, you will be eliminated from the space time continuum of this story.
Cid & Barret: That's a load of $@#^@#^!
(Suddenly a bolt of lightning is emitted from the heavens to smite Barret and Cid, two piles of ashes now lay where they once stood)
RedXIII: Wow, I guess "Big Brother" is always watching... (If you haven't read the Orson Wells novel "1984" this joke probably makes no sense to you, there there, some of us just aren't as gifted with the knowledge of higher literature I guess...)
::Cloud and Vincent come strolling down the opposite side of the street (no pun intended) laughing and smiling with arms around each other regaling about the movie they had just seen, Billy Eliot::
Cloud: I love that little guy!
Vincent: He was so cute!
Cloud: Yeah, like the little fluffy teddy bear kind of cute.
Vincent: Do you think he was gay in the end, you know when he kissed the other little boy on the cheek?
Cloud: You mean the cross-dressing one?
Vincent: yeah
Cloud: Of course, he was way too cute to be straight.
Vincent: That means nothing though, besides he said at that other part that he wasn't a "puff"
Cloud: Well of course he's not a puff, but that doesn't mean he can't be a gay guy.
::Vincent and Cloud smile to each other, as RedXIII walks up to greet them::
RedXIII: So I see you guys are being a little more out with the whole relationship thing then?
Cloud: Pretty much
Vincent: Why bother hiding it ::he hugs Cloud::
RedXIII: ::Raises and eyebrow:: okay guys, don't think I'm being in anyway closed minded, but could you please not be so obnoxiously loving in public, it makes those of us with weak stomachs quite nauseous.
::Cloud and Vincent look at each other and shrug, Cloud leans over to Vincent and whispers something into his ear, Vincent laughs and nods::
RedXIII: What? ::his voice peaking with curiosity::
Cloud: Oh nothing
Vincent: Don't worry your pretty little head about it. ::he smiles in his most belittling manor::
RedXIII: You guys really worry me at times, you know that...
Vincent:: There there...
Cloud: Is the widdle kitty lonely
Vincent: How bout we give it a big huggy wuggy
RedXIII: huggy wuggy???
Cloud: huggy wuggy???
Barret & Cid: Huggy Wuggy???
RedXIII: I thought you two were dead
Barret: %&$#% foo!
Cid: Why would you #%@#^@ think that we were @%^$@% dead?!
::Suddenly a large Wonder Bread truck falls from the sky landing on and killing Cid and Barret::
RedXIII: Strangely enough that was semi-expected....
Cloud: hey Red, I have one question.
RedXIII: What?
Cloud: Has there been any point to this scene at all?
RedXIII: Good question.
Yuffie: I think it's basically just been a remedial hosting of quick cheap laughs, bad jokes, and expected prat falls.
(ouch, that was harsh....)
Cloud: Yeah.
Vincent: I'm afraid the author is suffering from writer's block at the moment.
Yuffie: What makes you say that?
Vincent: Because for some reason you just appeared out of the blue, where the hell did you come from?!
Yuffie: I don't know, I was sitting at home and the last thing I remember is... Actually I can't remember anything before last night.
RedXIII: What happened last night?
Yuffie: Why do you ask?
RedXIII: Because with the way you stated that it kinda makes us think it has something to do with your dazed and confused state.
Cloud: ::whispers:: She probably went on another drinking binge...
Yuffie: What did you say?
Cloud: Um... what did who say?
Yuffie: You
Cloud: What about me?
Yuffie: You just said something.
Cloud: I did?
Yuffie: Yeah
Cloud: What did I say?
Yuffie: I don't know that's why I asked.
Cloud: Weren't you listening?
Yuffie Yeah but... Oh I give up...
Vincent: Ow...
RedXIII: My head hurts...
Cloud: Okay I think we've all had enough of this...
Vincent: You're telling me...
Yuffie: Hey have you guys seen Tifa or Aeris lately?
Cloud & Vincent: Ummm...