A Lover's Quarrel: Part 5
"He was Choking..."
::Cloud and Vincent sit making out about two blocks away from Tifa and Aeris, who both happen to be walking in their direction. Neither party noticing each other so far, they go about what they were doing::
Tifa: Okay, so I know it looks just like everything else I wear, but this new white top is just trey sheik!
Aeris: ...tre sheek?
Tifa: Must you question everything I say?!
Aeris: I'm just saying, that ugly bar rag shirt doesn't really help you, now if you'd just try those new leather pants on I got you to buy...
Tifa: I mean you honestly question everything... and I like these shorts, leather chafes me.
Aeris: What's wrong with questioning stuff?
Tifa: Aeris, learn to just accept, don't question.
Aeris: ...::slightly under her breath:: lessons on how poor widdle tifa can deal with reality...
Tifa: Hmm?
Aeris: I was just saying that if you want to deal with all the formality, that's fine.
Tifa: That's not what you said, what did you say? ::her voice slightly angry::
Aeris: ::Her eyes widen and her mouth drops:: well color me... wow...
Tifa: Color what? You're not focusing! What did you say?! ::waves a hand in her face:: Mission control to Aeris, you there kid?
::Tifa turns to see what Aeris is of sorts gawking oddly at::
Tifa: Sweet Holy Mother!
::At this point Vincent blinks an eye open to notice the two girls starring wide eyed in disbelief. His first reaction being both of surprise and laughter, he loses slight control of his motor skills in what result as sort of a snort while kissing Cloud::
Cloud:...Um, honey, what was that?
Vincent: ::Wide eyed and coldly:: Turn around.
Cloud: Excuse me?!
Vincent: Do it
::Cloud shakes his head and begins to comply::.
Cloud: You know, you just get so aggressive- ::he notices Aeris and Tifa standing next to him still not moving, speaking, or blinking...::
Cloud: Um... uh... Hi guys.
Tifa: What.
Aeris: Wow.
Vincent: ::sigh::
::Yuffie and Red XIII perched on an overhanging rooftop fall over laughing uncontrollably::
Red XIII: Oh wait, shh shh, he's gonna say something.
::both attempt to stifle their laughter::
Cloud: See I really wanted to tell you guys but...
Tifa: How.
Aeris: Wow.
Tifa: Why?
Aeris: Wow.
Tifa: You're?! ...that means... he's?! ...but, no, and yet... wow...
Aeris: yeah...
Tifa: And yet it explains so much...
Aeris: kinda... Especially the hair.
Cloud: My hair?
Tifa: Yeah, I always thought he was a little too pretty.
Cloud: Do I have gay hair?
Vincent: ::rolling his eyes:: yes, you have homosexual hair...
Aeris: I think it's cute.
Cloud: Well I guess it is kinda cute... ::runs his fingers through his hair::
Yuffie: ::yelling from a distance:: not your hair moron! She's trying to be nice about you and vamp-boi.
Red XIII: how does the word boy sound different from boi?
Yuffie: It just does, okay, deal with it.
Red XIII: ::pouts unsatisfied::
Vincent: ::looking up to notice the audience, Red XIII and Yuffie:: You two have been there the whole time haven't you?
Red XIII: Well we never left.
Yuffie: We just got different seats.
Tifa: ::grabing her hair and massaging her temples:: okay, this is all kind of a load. I need to just let this sink in, I need to just be alone right now... ::Tifa wanders off in a sort of Ophelia*(think Hamlet) like crazed trance.
Aeris: ::She ponders to her self for a moment, her face then lights up all in a single spark:: Oh! I have the best idea!
::She grabs Vincent by the arm, nearly launching him and tugging his limb from it's socket::
Aeris: Come on, you and I need to go gossip, we can talk about boys! ::she runs off draggin Vincent close behind her::
::Cloud stands alone... He takes a moment to contemplate what actually just took place, then looks over his shoulder::
Red XIII: Yeah, we're still here.
Yuffie: That was lame, I wanted blood!
Red XIII: Here. ::he hands Yuffie a pink plastic baseball bat:: leave none standing in the wake of your Technicolor carnage.
::Yuffie bats Red XIII on the head with the bat, not hard but just enough to create a loud BOMP noise of sorts::
Yuffie: You know, that was a lot of fun. And, it was the weirdest thing, I got this warm fuzzy feeling when I did it.
Red XIII: Evil Child.
Yuffie: How'd you like to get neutered kitty kitty...
Red XIII: Would you like to live to see adulthood?
::Suddenly Sephiroth lands between them from the sky::
Sephiroth: Enough! Both of you just shut up!
Red XIII: ...
Yuffie: ... ::She bats Red XIII over the head with the bat again::
Red XIII: Hey! Little brat!
Yuffie: Hey he talked first, aren't you gonna zap him or something, wasn't that the game?
Sephiroth: Child, you are truly evil.
Red XIII: I like to refer to her as Satan's unwanted spawn.
Yuffie: And I'd like to refer you to a psychiatric care ward, but they don't take pets.
::Red XIII pounces at Yuffie but misses before attacking her as she is pulled to safety by the lightning fast reflexes of Sephiroth::
Red XIII: Hey, why'd you do that? ::looking up at the floating Sephiroth over head with Yuffie::
Sephiroth: ::While holding Yuffie about 100 ft in air:: I only need one of you.
::Yuffie sticks her tongue out at Red XIII::
Yuffie: Thbbbbt! Ha! I'm needed! ::she pauses for a moment to ponder what she has just said, then turns back to Sephiroth:: What exactly am I needed for again?
Sephiroth: I have some questions...
Yuffie: Okay... a little vague...
Sephiroth: ...about Cloud ::he blushes::
Yuffie: What more do you want to know about Cloud? Geez, I'd think you'd know him better than me with your guys' past and everything. I mean are you gonna try and take him down or something? ::She suddenly notices a bright red Sephiroth with the most flustered expression she had ever imagined on the evil genius' face::
Sephiroth: You see I uh...
Yuffie: Oh I don't think I want to hear this...
Red XIII: ::Still on the ground:: Me neither, I'm gonna go find something more exciting to do, like have Barret shoot my leg...::He walks off in a cynical sort of demeanor::
Author Note: Alright, that's this chapter, not really sure whats in store next, but then I never really am. I have so idea's I want to try out with ole Sephy though, we'll see what rolls... Keep the reviews commin!
"He was Choking..."
::Cloud and Vincent sit making out about two blocks away from Tifa and Aeris, who both happen to be walking in their direction. Neither party noticing each other so far, they go about what they were doing::
Tifa: Okay, so I know it looks just like everything else I wear, but this new white top is just trey sheik!
Aeris: ...tre sheek?
Tifa: Must you question everything I say?!
Aeris: I'm just saying, that ugly bar rag shirt doesn't really help you, now if you'd just try those new leather pants on I got you to buy...
Tifa: I mean you honestly question everything... and I like these shorts, leather chafes me.
Aeris: What's wrong with questioning stuff?
Tifa: Aeris, learn to just accept, don't question.
Aeris: ...::slightly under her breath:: lessons on how poor widdle tifa can deal with reality...
Tifa: Hmm?
Aeris: I was just saying that if you want to deal with all the formality, that's fine.
Tifa: That's not what you said, what did you say? ::her voice slightly angry::
Aeris: ::Her eyes widen and her mouth drops:: well color me... wow...
Tifa: Color what? You're not focusing! What did you say?! ::waves a hand in her face:: Mission control to Aeris, you there kid?
::Tifa turns to see what Aeris is of sorts gawking oddly at::
Tifa: Sweet Holy Mother!
::At this point Vincent blinks an eye open to notice the two girls starring wide eyed in disbelief. His first reaction being both of surprise and laughter, he loses slight control of his motor skills in what result as sort of a snort while kissing Cloud::
Cloud:...Um, honey, what was that?
Vincent: ::Wide eyed and coldly:: Turn around.
Cloud: Excuse me?!
Vincent: Do it
::Cloud shakes his head and begins to comply::.
Cloud: You know, you just get so aggressive- ::he notices Aeris and Tifa standing next to him still not moving, speaking, or blinking...::
Cloud: Um... uh... Hi guys.
Tifa: What.
Aeris: Wow.
Vincent: ::sigh::
::Yuffie and Red XIII perched on an overhanging rooftop fall over laughing uncontrollably::
Red XIII: Oh wait, shh shh, he's gonna say something.
::both attempt to stifle their laughter::
Cloud: See I really wanted to tell you guys but...
Tifa: How.
Aeris: Wow.
Tifa: Why?
Aeris: Wow.
Tifa: You're?! ...that means... he's?! ...but, no, and yet... wow...
Aeris: yeah...
Tifa: And yet it explains so much...
Aeris: kinda... Especially the hair.
Cloud: My hair?
Tifa: Yeah, I always thought he was a little too pretty.
Cloud: Do I have gay hair?
Vincent: ::rolling his eyes:: yes, you have homosexual hair...
Aeris: I think it's cute.
Cloud: Well I guess it is kinda cute... ::runs his fingers through his hair::
Yuffie: ::yelling from a distance:: not your hair moron! She's trying to be nice about you and vamp-boi.
Red XIII: how does the word boy sound different from boi?
Yuffie: It just does, okay, deal with it.
Red XIII: ::pouts unsatisfied::
Vincent: ::looking up to notice the audience, Red XIII and Yuffie:: You two have been there the whole time haven't you?
Red XIII: Well we never left.
Yuffie: We just got different seats.
Tifa: ::grabing her hair and massaging her temples:: okay, this is all kind of a load. I need to just let this sink in, I need to just be alone right now... ::Tifa wanders off in a sort of Ophelia*(think Hamlet) like crazed trance.
Aeris: ::She ponders to her self for a moment, her face then lights up all in a single spark:: Oh! I have the best idea!
::She grabs Vincent by the arm, nearly launching him and tugging his limb from it's socket::
Aeris: Come on, you and I need to go gossip, we can talk about boys! ::she runs off draggin Vincent close behind her::
::Cloud stands alone... He takes a moment to contemplate what actually just took place, then looks over his shoulder::
Red XIII: Yeah, we're still here.
Yuffie: That was lame, I wanted blood!
Red XIII: Here. ::he hands Yuffie a pink plastic baseball bat:: leave none standing in the wake of your Technicolor carnage.
::Yuffie bats Red XIII on the head with the bat, not hard but just enough to create a loud BOMP noise of sorts::
Yuffie: You know, that was a lot of fun. And, it was the weirdest thing, I got this warm fuzzy feeling when I did it.
Red XIII: Evil Child.
Yuffie: How'd you like to get neutered kitty kitty...
Red XIII: Would you like to live to see adulthood?
::Suddenly Sephiroth lands between them from the sky::
Sephiroth: Enough! Both of you just shut up!
Red XIII: ...
Yuffie: ... ::She bats Red XIII over the head with the bat again::
Red XIII: Hey! Little brat!
Yuffie: Hey he talked first, aren't you gonna zap him or something, wasn't that the game?
Sephiroth: Child, you are truly evil.
Red XIII: I like to refer to her as Satan's unwanted spawn.
Yuffie: And I'd like to refer you to a psychiatric care ward, but they don't take pets.
::Red XIII pounces at Yuffie but misses before attacking her as she is pulled to safety by the lightning fast reflexes of Sephiroth::
Red XIII: Hey, why'd you do that? ::looking up at the floating Sephiroth over head with Yuffie::
Sephiroth: ::While holding Yuffie about 100 ft in air:: I only need one of you.
::Yuffie sticks her tongue out at Red XIII::
Yuffie: Thbbbbt! Ha! I'm needed! ::she pauses for a moment to ponder what she has just said, then turns back to Sephiroth:: What exactly am I needed for again?
Sephiroth: I have some questions...
Yuffie: Okay... a little vague...
Sephiroth: ...about Cloud ::he blushes::
Yuffie: What more do you want to know about Cloud? Geez, I'd think you'd know him better than me with your guys' past and everything. I mean are you gonna try and take him down or something? ::She suddenly notices a bright red Sephiroth with the most flustered expression she had ever imagined on the evil genius' face::
Sephiroth: You see I uh...
Yuffie: Oh I don't think I want to hear this...
Red XIII: ::Still on the ground:: Me neither, I'm gonna go find something more exciting to do, like have Barret shoot my leg...::He walks off in a cynical sort of demeanor::
Author Note: Alright, that's this chapter, not really sure whats in store next, but then I never really am. I have so idea's I want to try out with ole Sephy though, we'll see what rolls... Keep the reviews commin!