So You Wanna Take Over the World?
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ or any of the characters. They are all copyrighted to… well, to a few people actually. So we'll leave it alone.
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Life sucks. It always has. And at this point in my life, I'm thinking that it most likely always will. Of course, I realize that there are those moments that make some of the crap we go through worth it. But those moments are always fleeting. And… life goes back to sucking. This is the only way to describe it. I can think of no intelligent, descriptive word for this. The only one that comes to mind is SUCKS. So, pardon the language.
What do you do when life sucks? Simple. Ignore it and find something else to do.
Heh. As I used to say to my one time student - "Instead of whining, think of what you should be doing. Then do it." But then, it's never easy to take your own advice. Most people go through life knowing precisely what they should be doing… but for some reason or another, they never seem to do it. This, obviously, is my ultimate undertaking.
But… uh… well, I'll just get to the point. You see kiddies, I think the problem is- I'm too old now. I want a lot of things right now. Time takes a lot out of you, and I no longer have the drive to bring my old dreams to life. But the hard part is, the dreams are still in my head, in my heart. Aching to be discovered… lived.
Jeez, I've been hanging around humans too long. All this sentimental crap. It still makes me sick. I think maybe… that what I need is… a companion, I suppose. A student. I kinda miss ordering an underling around. Don't get me wrong, teaching has its own rewards… but there's nothing like watching someone scurry around, terrified to disagree with you because you might just decide that you want to rip them open and eat a vital organ or two. The question is, where can I find another person who will willingly become my student. I guess I'd even settle for a human at this point. Even though they whine far too much. Beggars can't be choosers. Especially lonely beggars.
So, whaddya say? Wanna take over the world with me?
Let's just say it's a… long time dream of mine.
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A/N- this is a weird kind of blurb thing. Think of it as the prologue to a bigger story. I just had the urge to write this… if you think I should develop it- then leave a review, if not… just leave it alone and I'll take it down and try again. I'm having a hard time writing… so I'm lucky I got this much out. Anywhatsits… flames are rude. So don't flame. Or I'll slap ya. ^_~
--Uzume