Whoops! It seems I put 2 of the same story on, *hangs head in shame* how
stupid I am.
Well that why pencils have erasers.^_^
Part 2 of the coming of kokomo. If you didn't like the 1st one then don't bother reading this one, or if you must, then read it.
DISCLIAMER:I do not own kingdom hearts, kokomo or a sumo wrestler named bunieboo, or cher.
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*we come back from when riku challenged kokomo to a digimon battle. *sigh**
kokomo: ACHK! I AM WINNING!!!
Riku: NAH AH!...YES TWO BULLETS!!
Kokomo: NOOO! How could I lose. GRR! GO SORAS SHOE ATTACK RIKU!
*riku raises his hand in the air, once again stealing the keyblade from sora*
sora:HEY! :'( *sora sobs behind a rock*
riku: GET READY TO DIE SHOE!
*battle music starts*
kokomo: huh? Where does this music come from? IT IS MOCKING ME!
Riku: hmm, why must there be music!
*they all turn to soras hair*
sora:oh that's my lice, they start music whenever something happens, like all the way through the my journey last time.
Soras hair: FIGHT!!!!!
Riku: YAH!!! *strikes at the shoe*
Shoe: OUCH! I WILL KILL YOU!
Riku: HOLY SHIT, THE SHOE JUST TALKED!
Shoe: uh no I didn't, uh BYE! *shoe turns into a bottle of sauce.*
Kokomo: hmm if it wasn't for my love of sauce I would kill you! *jumps in the sauce and plays, then runs of.*
Soras hair: *plays ff winning music* bah bah bah BAH BAH bah Bah BAH bah.
Riku: AHHH EXP PIONTS ARE FALLIN EVERYWHERE!!!
Sora:*turns into cheese, then turns bak into sora* giggle.
Riku: *sigh*
Author: uh riku and sora, this story is pretty boring right now, so im gonna throw some ninjas and a sumo in.
Riku: *implodes* *and turns bak to riku*
SCENE- cuts to kokomo,
Kokomo: jeez this riku person is annoying, but coming back home to you makes it all better. ^_^
Cher: oh hello dear.
Kokomo: yeah im tired so im goin to bed.
Cher: ok
*cher waits till kokomo is in bed*
cher:YAY! *runs to closet and tries kokomos helmet on*
cher: hehehehe.*dances merrily whilst singing NEW YORK NEW YORK!* (scene cuts to riku)
riku: stupid sumos!!! Eh!*throws sora at them*
sumo: ()_()*explodes*
riku: well that's over *mumbles* stupid author
author: WHAT WAS THAT!!!!!
Riku:*turns into a random dishwasher and flies of into a dishwasher filled day*
Sora noticed that everyone was paying riku more attention.
Sora: I CAN TURN INTO A DISHWASHER TO!!!
*sora tries as hard as he can but eventually gives up*
by that time the author was tired of sora AND HIS HAIR!!!!! So he pushed him of a random cliff! Sora: AHHH!!! *turns into a dishwasher* I TOLD YOU SOOOOOOOOOOO! *then turns into a random pokemon* but because of legal things I shouldn't make it a real uh pokemon so it can be called peekicha!
Sora: PEEKICHA!!!!
Riku:-_-'''
Author:-_-'''
Kokomo: ACHK!!!! IM BAK!!!! And this time I brought the most diabolical thing ever made!!!!! *presses a button and a robot appears* ITS BARBERA STREISAND AND HER NONSENSICAL SINGING VOICE MUAHAHAH!!!!! Enjoy *turns into a froglop and grows a helicopter on his head, and then flies off into the moon light*
Bs: *singing* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! *a high pitched note* HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Riku: *throws a cork at her*
Cher: *turns into barney (the purple dinosaur)*
Riku: AHHH!!!!! *throughs random amounts of cheese at it, but it JUST WONT DIE!!!! I mean riku has thrown some cheese in his lifetime, but this was the most cheese inaffectiveness kind of thingy hes ever seen*
Barney: I love u! u love me!!!!
Sora: PEEKI PEEKI PEEKICHA *turns into a spatula*
Barney: what the hell! WAT THE HELL! WAS THAT ABOUT!!!!!!
The author got bored and changed the story line.
Barney: AHH IM WEARING A BIKINI!!!!
Authour: I know an-
Barney:*butting in* HEY!!! I MIGHT BE PURPLE AND ALWAYS HAPPY BUT IM JUST ANOTHER AVERAGE DINOSAUR!!! *pulls out a cigar and vodka* BURRP! But IF YOU THINK IM GONNA WEAR A BIKINI THEN *BLEEP* YOU!
*shocked*
author: fine *turns barney into a normal dinosaur*
barney: thank yo----
for you see there is no normal dinosaur HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Riku: umm isn't this story about me?
Author: not anymore! Its about the struggle of kokomos love life.
Riku: but hes married!
Author: not to you though!
Riku: ()_()!!!!!! AHHH *runs hysterically* KEEP AWAY!!
Kokomo: COME HER YOU BIG LUG!!!!! ; )
Sora: *in spatula form* _()!!!
Kokomo: U KNOW YOU WANT ME!!!!
Riku: NO!!!!!! KEEP AWAY!!
Cher: im always the lonely one in relationships.. (
Author: not anymore! *romantically kisses cher*then pulls down the blinds**
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please don't even ask why I did that! In a way I guess this is a romance story.
R&R if I must continue. Oh I didn't make it a cliffhanger!
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riku: lets ignore the author and cher for a sec, and think how can we make this a cliffhanger!?
*poobear comes in*
poo: think, think, think. *taps head*
kokomo: NOT THIS AGAIN!!!! *jumps up and is about to----- *
HOLD IT!!! CLIFF HANGER!!!
R&R BYE!!!!!!!!
Well that why pencils have erasers.^_^
Part 2 of the coming of kokomo. If you didn't like the 1st one then don't bother reading this one, or if you must, then read it.
DISCLIAMER:I do not own kingdom hearts, kokomo or a sumo wrestler named bunieboo, or cher.
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*we come back from when riku challenged kokomo to a digimon battle. *sigh**
kokomo: ACHK! I AM WINNING!!!
Riku: NAH AH!...YES TWO BULLETS!!
Kokomo: NOOO! How could I lose. GRR! GO SORAS SHOE ATTACK RIKU!
*riku raises his hand in the air, once again stealing the keyblade from sora*
sora:HEY! :'( *sora sobs behind a rock*
riku: GET READY TO DIE SHOE!
*battle music starts*
kokomo: huh? Where does this music come from? IT IS MOCKING ME!
Riku: hmm, why must there be music!
*they all turn to soras hair*
sora:oh that's my lice, they start music whenever something happens, like all the way through the my journey last time.
Soras hair: FIGHT!!!!!
Riku: YAH!!! *strikes at the shoe*
Shoe: OUCH! I WILL KILL YOU!
Riku: HOLY SHIT, THE SHOE JUST TALKED!
Shoe: uh no I didn't, uh BYE! *shoe turns into a bottle of sauce.*
Kokomo: hmm if it wasn't for my love of sauce I would kill you! *jumps in the sauce and plays, then runs of.*
Soras hair: *plays ff winning music* bah bah bah BAH BAH bah Bah BAH bah.
Riku: AHHH EXP PIONTS ARE FALLIN EVERYWHERE!!!
Sora:*turns into cheese, then turns bak into sora* giggle.
Riku: *sigh*
Author: uh riku and sora, this story is pretty boring right now, so im gonna throw some ninjas and a sumo in.
Riku: *implodes* *and turns bak to riku*
SCENE- cuts to kokomo,
Kokomo: jeez this riku person is annoying, but coming back home to you makes it all better. ^_^
Cher: oh hello dear.
Kokomo: yeah im tired so im goin to bed.
Cher: ok
*cher waits till kokomo is in bed*
cher:YAY! *runs to closet and tries kokomos helmet on*
cher: hehehehe.*dances merrily whilst singing NEW YORK NEW YORK!* (scene cuts to riku)
riku: stupid sumos!!! Eh!*throws sora at them*
sumo: ()_()*explodes*
riku: well that's over *mumbles* stupid author
author: WHAT WAS THAT!!!!!
Riku:*turns into a random dishwasher and flies of into a dishwasher filled day*
Sora noticed that everyone was paying riku more attention.
Sora: I CAN TURN INTO A DISHWASHER TO!!!
*sora tries as hard as he can but eventually gives up*
by that time the author was tired of sora AND HIS HAIR!!!!! So he pushed him of a random cliff! Sora: AHHH!!! *turns into a dishwasher* I TOLD YOU SOOOOOOOOOOO! *then turns into a random pokemon* but because of legal things I shouldn't make it a real uh pokemon so it can be called peekicha!
Sora: PEEKICHA!!!!
Riku:-_-'''
Author:-_-'''
Kokomo: ACHK!!!! IM BAK!!!! And this time I brought the most diabolical thing ever made!!!!! *presses a button and a robot appears* ITS BARBERA STREISAND AND HER NONSENSICAL SINGING VOICE MUAHAHAH!!!!! Enjoy *turns into a froglop and grows a helicopter on his head, and then flies off into the moon light*
Bs: *singing* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! *a high pitched note* HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Riku: *throws a cork at her*
Cher: *turns into barney (the purple dinosaur)*
Riku: AHHH!!!!! *throughs random amounts of cheese at it, but it JUST WONT DIE!!!! I mean riku has thrown some cheese in his lifetime, but this was the most cheese inaffectiveness kind of thingy hes ever seen*
Barney: I love u! u love me!!!!
Sora: PEEKI PEEKI PEEKICHA *turns into a spatula*
Barney: what the hell! WAT THE HELL! WAS THAT ABOUT!!!!!!
The author got bored and changed the story line.
Barney: AHH IM WEARING A BIKINI!!!!
Authour: I know an-
Barney:*butting in* HEY!!! I MIGHT BE PURPLE AND ALWAYS HAPPY BUT IM JUST ANOTHER AVERAGE DINOSAUR!!! *pulls out a cigar and vodka* BURRP! But IF YOU THINK IM GONNA WEAR A BIKINI THEN *BLEEP* YOU!
*shocked*
author: fine *turns barney into a normal dinosaur*
barney: thank yo----
for you see there is no normal dinosaur HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Riku: umm isn't this story about me?
Author: not anymore! Its about the struggle of kokomos love life.
Riku: but hes married!
Author: not to you though!
Riku: ()_()!!!!!! AHHH *runs hysterically* KEEP AWAY!!
Kokomo: COME HER YOU BIG LUG!!!!! ; )
Sora: *in spatula form* _()!!!
Kokomo: U KNOW YOU WANT ME!!!!
Riku: NO!!!!!! KEEP AWAY!!
Cher: im always the lonely one in relationships.. (
Author: not anymore! *romantically kisses cher*then pulls down the blinds**
~*~*~*~*~*
please don't even ask why I did that! In a way I guess this is a romance story.
R&R if I must continue. Oh I didn't make it a cliffhanger!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
riku: lets ignore the author and cher for a sec, and think how can we make this a cliffhanger!?
*poobear comes in*
poo: think, think, think. *taps head*
kokomo: NOT THIS AGAIN!!!! *jumps up and is about to----- *
HOLD IT!!! CLIFF HANGER!!!
R&R BYE!!!!!!!!