NOBODY REVIEWED MY LAST CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!GRRRRRRRRRR *hex's for the lot of ya*

HISS!!! *grabs a fry pan and throws at the gamecube!*

This story will onclude the battle good and evil.

Diclaimer: I don't own any of these things!

*WARNING*WARNING*: THIS STORY MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME CONSOL LOVERS, EG GAMECUBE XBOX PS2! SO DON'T FLAME ME FOR IT! AND A BIT OF YAOI ASWELL!

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*we left off with cheese saying: wat is that monkey doin?, remembering that the author ate the cheese!*

cheese: what is that monkey doin!?

Author: that's it I don't want another storyline!

Riku: but it was just getting good! GOD YOU'RE A SOCK EXTRACT!

Author :-O

Riku: hmm, uve forgotten the characters of this story haven't u author!

Author: how did u know!

*for the rest of this fic u will read a prodotype of my next story*

THE PUMPKIN OF FATNESS!!

This stars riku, kokomo and kokomo's gothic cousin, kikimi. hes a black fungis.

My story starts with kokomo listening to "ALL YOUR BASS ARE BELONG TO US!"

Riku: NO! WER'E GOIN BAK TO THE OTHER STORY!!!!

Author: but I forgot the characters!

Riku: make more!

Frglp: can I have my vowels back!

Author: NO! *throws a microwave at frglp!*

Frglp: *turns into a itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini*

Author: IVE GOT IT! Random acts of riku THE MUSICAL!

Riku: NOOO!!!!

Author:YESS!!!

Riku: *under the command of the author,riku starts to sing* THIS IS A SHOW ABOUT MEEEEEE!!!!! AND ALL THE THINGS I SEEE!!!!!!

AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT! GO GET LICKED!!!

Author: I changed my mined! *explodes*

Riku: damn im all alone! *implodes*

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riku: WHAT IS THAT IN THE DISTANCE!!!! IT'S A GAMECUBE!!

Gc:YES, IM HERE!!!!!! XBOX SUX!!!!!!!!!!

Xbox: awww *explodes*

I know, it wasn't much of a fight between the 2 consols but it kept u reading didn't it!

Riku: im sad

Me too

Riku: wat happened to author

I don't know

Listen to my story, it may be the last time *yaddas on about the start of ffx*

Riku: damn! I hated that story!

Me too

Riku: ive got an idea! Lets play NAKED TWISTER!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!!! But no keyblade this time!

Riku:awwww

Fine!

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I know, short chapter also the final chapter if I don't get any reviews, this one sucked arse, but if yous review me some ideas.

ciao