Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, they're owned by Disney and others. Though I do wish I owned Mr. Sparrow. ::evil grin::
Warning: Rated R for different reasons. Please make sure you are mature enough to handle this type of content.
Chapter 1: A Drunken Jack
Mmm... Rum... Ah, it tasted wonderful! Never a drink that could match this! Never!
A wedding had just taken place on his ship. A wedding had just taken place on the Black Pearl. A wedding... What?! A wedding on the Black Pearl?!?! Never! Eh, what did it matter? They had rum! And the Black Pearl! But most of all they had rum! Mmm...
Captain Jack staggered around in drunken pleasure. Ah, the rum! Losing his balance, he fell and lay sprawled on the floor. He laughed. The bottle seemed empty to him. Empty?! No! He lifted the bottle over his head and liquid poured all over his face. So it wasn't empty after all! Well, now it bloody well was! He had poured it out. Bloody bottle!
Jack sat up and threw the bottle away from him. He was really dizzy. Maybe he shouldn't have gotten up that fast. Too late; he stood up and retched all over the side of the ship. 'Ole Jack didn't feel too well. Ah, rum! Rum would make him feel better! He should get some more rum! He staggered over to where the rum was supposed to be. Blast! There were stairs where the rum used to be! Where did the stairs come from? He peered into the darkness. The drunken pirate was overcome by dizziness and fell down the stairs. Look, a door! Maybe there was rum behind it!
He staggered over and opened the door, but blast! No rum. Only beds. Wait, beds? Beds! Oh yes, a nice bed were he could sleep and dream of rum. He laughed as he tripped and staggered towards the bed. Jack pitched forward onto it and passed right out, not even noticing what cabin he had walked into, or rather; who and what he had walked in on.