Hey guys!
Thank you all so much for the reviews! Because you asked for it, you got it! The notorious phone call to Kaiba! ^_^
Warning, this chapter contains some really really cheesy pick-up lines! *G* You have been warned! ;)
YugiOh does not belong to me.
/Hikari to Yami/
//Yami to Hikari//
Flames will be used for smores!
I think that's it....on to the story! ^_^
The next morning, after showers were taken, breakfasts were eaten, and so forth, we once again find both Yami and Yugi on the phone. Luckily, Sugoruku had been called to a friend's house or both probably would have been in very deep trouble.
This time, their victim was none other than, you guessed it, Seto Kaiba.
Setting the phone once again on speaker, Yami dialed the number.
**Ring**Ring**
"Moshi, Moshi, Kaiba residence." Jounouchi's voice came over the phone.
Jou was there too? Identical evil grins appeared on both the yami and hikari's face. Once again, changing her voice, Yami put the plan into action.
"Hi, are you legal?" Yami asked. Yugi's mouth dropped open.
/Yami!!/
//Yes aibou?// Yami grinned at her hikari, an eyebrow cocked. Yugi just grinned and shook his head.
"Of course I'm legal!" Jou's face was bright red as Seto entered the bedroom.
"What's wrong, puppy?" Seto asked. Jou put the phone on speaker.
"So, um, is Seto there?" Yami asked, being careful not to slip and use 'Kaiba' like she normally did.
Seto raised an eyebrow, "This is he. Who is this?"
"Someone's who interested in both you and your puppy." Yami replied sweetly. "By the way, have you ever played 'Spank the brunette'? Want to try?"
Yugi was absolutely cracking up. Yami had to put her hand over his mouth to keep him from giving them away. She was having a hard enough time trying to keep her own voice steady.
"W..what did you....?" Seto was blushing furiously. Jou just grinned at him.
"Awww, that's not your game. It's alright." Yami purred softly.
Jou raised an eyebrow, something about that voice sounded very familiar and he was pretty sure he knew who it belonged to.
"So, Seto...?"
"Yes?" Seto was still a bit flustered but managed to answer with a straight voice.
"Do you have a paper bag?"
"Why?"
"You need a paper bag to put over your head." Yami answered. "It's dangerous for someone like you to go out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll come over and protect you."
That pretty much did it. Jou was absolutely rolling on the ground and Yugi wasn't much better off. Yami had to cover her mouth to stop herself from laughing and even Seto snickered softly.
"Well, 'Yami'...if you really want to come over..." Seto replied in a cool voice.
Yami and Yugi both looked at one another, "Awwww, damn."
Suprisingly, Seto chuckled softly. "You almost had me there, except I recognized Yami's voice with the paper bag statement, Nice one."
Then the phone went dead.
Yami and Yugi just looked at one another and grinned. "Well, that was fun." Yugi laughed.
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After their fun morning on the phone, the two decided to go to the arcade and just hang out. Arriving at the arcade, they ran into Bakura and a very uncharacteristically angry Ryou.
"You can't just go sending people to the Shadow Realm because they beat your high score, Bakura!" Ryou glared at his Yami.
Bakura just smirked. "He annoyed me."
"So?"
"So I sent him to the Shadow Realm!"
Ryou just glared and shook his head. Yami and Yugi walked over to them.
"Oh no, not the baka female Pharaoh." Bakura growled.
"Nice to see you too, Tomb Robber." Yami replied.
As the two began to argue as usual, Yugi and Ryou headed off to one of the games, leaving the two Yamis. Ryou grinned at Yugi, "I heard what you and Yami did to Bakura." He laughed. "I don't think I've ever seen Bakura so flustered."
Yugi chuckled. "You should have heard what we did to Kaiba."
Ryou's eyes widened,"You did it to Kaiba?!"
As Yugi explained what happened on the phone, Yami and Bakura were still going at it. Suddenly, Bakura tugged on Yami's sleeve.
"Hey, Pharaoh?"
"What?" Yami raised an eyebrow at the tomb robber than glanced over to where he was looking. The same guy that Yugi had knocked out at the theater was across the arcade and was glaring at the Hikari. Yugi was so absorbed with talking with Ryou, he hadn't noticed. Suddenly, he began to head towards Yugi.
Both Bakura and Yami immediately began to head towards their Hikaris, praying to Ra that they got there before he did. Damn this guy was fast. Realizing that they weren't going to make it, Yami sent a quick warning to Yugi...
//Aibou! Watch out!!//
To be cont.......
Thank you all so much for the reviews! Because you asked for it, you got it! The notorious phone call to Kaiba! ^_^
Warning, this chapter contains some really really cheesy pick-up lines! *G* You have been warned! ;)
YugiOh does not belong to me.
/Hikari to Yami/
//Yami to Hikari//
Flames will be used for smores!
I think that's it....on to the story! ^_^
The next morning, after showers were taken, breakfasts were eaten, and so forth, we once again find both Yami and Yugi on the phone. Luckily, Sugoruku had been called to a friend's house or both probably would have been in very deep trouble.
This time, their victim was none other than, you guessed it, Seto Kaiba.
Setting the phone once again on speaker, Yami dialed the number.
**Ring**Ring**
"Moshi, Moshi, Kaiba residence." Jounouchi's voice came over the phone.
Jou was there too? Identical evil grins appeared on both the yami and hikari's face. Once again, changing her voice, Yami put the plan into action.
"Hi, are you legal?" Yami asked. Yugi's mouth dropped open.
/Yami!!/
//Yes aibou?// Yami grinned at her hikari, an eyebrow cocked. Yugi just grinned and shook his head.
"Of course I'm legal!" Jou's face was bright red as Seto entered the bedroom.
"What's wrong, puppy?" Seto asked. Jou put the phone on speaker.
"So, um, is Seto there?" Yami asked, being careful not to slip and use 'Kaiba' like she normally did.
Seto raised an eyebrow, "This is he. Who is this?"
"Someone's who interested in both you and your puppy." Yami replied sweetly. "By the way, have you ever played 'Spank the brunette'? Want to try?"
Yugi was absolutely cracking up. Yami had to put her hand over his mouth to keep him from giving them away. She was having a hard enough time trying to keep her own voice steady.
"W..what did you....?" Seto was blushing furiously. Jou just grinned at him.
"Awww, that's not your game. It's alright." Yami purred softly.
Jou raised an eyebrow, something about that voice sounded very familiar and he was pretty sure he knew who it belonged to.
"So, Seto...?"
"Yes?" Seto was still a bit flustered but managed to answer with a straight voice.
"Do you have a paper bag?"
"Why?"
"You need a paper bag to put over your head." Yami answered. "It's dangerous for someone like you to go out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll come over and protect you."
That pretty much did it. Jou was absolutely rolling on the ground and Yugi wasn't much better off. Yami had to cover her mouth to stop herself from laughing and even Seto snickered softly.
"Well, 'Yami'...if you really want to come over..." Seto replied in a cool voice.
Yami and Yugi both looked at one another, "Awwww, damn."
Suprisingly, Seto chuckled softly. "You almost had me there, except I recognized Yami's voice with the paper bag statement, Nice one."
Then the phone went dead.
Yami and Yugi just looked at one another and grinned. "Well, that was fun." Yugi laughed.
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After their fun morning on the phone, the two decided to go to the arcade and just hang out. Arriving at the arcade, they ran into Bakura and a very uncharacteristically angry Ryou.
"You can't just go sending people to the Shadow Realm because they beat your high score, Bakura!" Ryou glared at his Yami.
Bakura just smirked. "He annoyed me."
"So?"
"So I sent him to the Shadow Realm!"
Ryou just glared and shook his head. Yami and Yugi walked over to them.
"Oh no, not the baka female Pharaoh." Bakura growled.
"Nice to see you too, Tomb Robber." Yami replied.
As the two began to argue as usual, Yugi and Ryou headed off to one of the games, leaving the two Yamis. Ryou grinned at Yugi, "I heard what you and Yami did to Bakura." He laughed. "I don't think I've ever seen Bakura so flustered."
Yugi chuckled. "You should have heard what we did to Kaiba."
Ryou's eyes widened,"You did it to Kaiba?!"
As Yugi explained what happened on the phone, Yami and Bakura were still going at it. Suddenly, Bakura tugged on Yami's sleeve.
"Hey, Pharaoh?"
"What?" Yami raised an eyebrow at the tomb robber than glanced over to where he was looking. The same guy that Yugi had knocked out at the theater was across the arcade and was glaring at the Hikari. Yugi was so absorbed with talking with Ryou, he hadn't noticed. Suddenly, he began to head towards Yugi.
Both Bakura and Yami immediately began to head towards their Hikaris, praying to Ra that they got there before he did. Damn this guy was fast. Realizing that they weren't going to make it, Yami sent a quick warning to Yugi...
//Aibou! Watch out!!//
To be cont.......