H.O.Me: A story of Family

By Xenomorph666

"Aliens" is © Century Fox Production I do not own it

X-Men: Evolution and its respective characters are © Marvel, Again I do not own them (But I sure as hell wish I did)

Summary:  Kitty's parents visit for Christmas/Hanukah.  HOMe gets chased by John some more and has his first family holiday.  Ya know pure chaos stuff.

A.N.: I know, I know update more often.  Well I would but my brain isn't doing to well I need to catch up on my sleep.  Anyway enjoy.

Chapter 16

Parents

HOMe was resting in his alcove when he heard the squealing of Kitty's new found delight.  Torturing Rogue on what Remy bought her for Christmas.  HOMe shifted quietly in his alcove and hen climbed out.  He saw Rogue sitting straight up in her bed giving a death glare to Kitty.  Then she looked at him, he gulped and tried to slide back in.

"Oh, nah ya don't!  Get her the hell outta here!"  Rogue screamed at HOMe.  He climbed out of the ceiling and grabbed Kitty's shoulders.

~Rogue-Queen not happy.   When Kitty-Queens family come? ~

Kitty's eyes popped opened wide, she had forgotten that her mom and dad where coming over for the holidays.  "Like, NOW!" she ran through the door and bolted down the stairs.  HOMe just hung his head and let a small hissing sigh out.  For whatever reason she was loosing track of many things now.  He looked over at Rogue hoping to at least see some small smile on her face, instead a firm planted scowl was there.  Again he shook his head and left out the door. Jamie was outside, HOMe froze, then Jamie froze, then HOMe saw St. John come down the hall.  The next thing heard throughout the house was three voices screaming, two in terror and one in amusement.

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Down at the mansion's door Kitty was waiting for her parents to arrive.  The first person to arrive was actually Lance, she quickly pulled him in doors and told him to stay away from Rogue..

"Um, Kitty… What's that screaming?" he asked following the screams with his head.

Kitty giggled a little, "Well you know how Jamie's like terrified of HOMe…"

"Yeah."

"And Like, how HOMe is afraid of John…"

"Oh… well that makes sense."

Just then a van-cab pulled up and Kitty's parents got out with their bags.  Kitty ran out to meet them, while Lance hung back and tried to hide from her father's view.  When he realized he failed he stepped into the open blushing like a maniac.

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The number of screams multiplied as HOMe, Jamie and John now passed Artisan's room.  The newest scream was a scream of rage as she chased John down like a wounded animal.  The other three were now the ones screaming in terror,  John and Jamie riding on HOMe's back was truly an entertaining sight for some.  Especially when John tried in vain to "steer" HOME.

"Left, mate, LEFT!  ARGH!"

Jamie was for some reason laughing like a maniac at HOMe completely ignoring him and tearing around the mansion.  Then he saw where they were headed: the front door, and Kitty's parents were right there.  When John looked back to the front after looking back to check on the maddened teenage girl all he could think was, Damn, why'd I have to get the blue lighter...

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Kitty heard it and Lance saw it.  They were just in the middle of explaining their relationship to Kitty's parents when they both turned to see HOMe, with John and Jamie clinging to him, running away from an enraged Artisan.  The two teen's exchanged one second of a terrified look before the three mansion goofballs collided with them and the parents.  The result was John landing on top of Kitty's mom in a rather compromising position, Jamie had somehow ended up twirling around on the fan, while Lance found he was on top of Kitty, again in a compromising position, Kitty's father however was terrified out of his mind as HOMe was sitting on his stomach wagging his tail around like a new born puppy.  Artisan stormed in just in time to catch the odd sight, it sent her into fits of laughter.

Then John spoke, "Well, I'd love to stay en chat.  But there's a sheila out there who's just waitin' for this aussie's hot, hot love."  He got off of Kitty's mom, "En I'm sorry ta say missy, but your jus' not my type."  Kitty's eyes, her fathers eye's and her mothers eyes all light up in anger, but the maniac was gone.  HOMe however had noticed Jamie hanging from the fan, and his body doubles trying in vain to form a human ladder to grab him, so he climbed the wall and grabbed Jamie; and for the first time he wasn't screaming or shouting in terror.

"Eh, I guess your not too bad if John can scare you." Jamie said as he walked away leaving HOMe a little perplexed.

HOMe then turned to see both Kitty's parents getting to their feet, her father eyeing Lance like he was a convicted felon.  Then he watched their eyes turn on him, and then Artisan who was still laughing like a mad-woman. 

"Who is she, and WHAT is THAT?!" it was Kitty's mother that asked the question.  Kitty just stared at Artisan and shook her head walking over to HOMe. 

"Honey, be careful, that thing doesn't look clean." Her father warned

"Oh, don't worry, daddy.  HOMe is so harmless it's like not funny." She pat her friend on the head.

"THIS IS HOMe?!" both parents were surprised.  In their mind HOMe was a pet scorpion, but this was MUCH bigger than a scorpion.

"And that," Kitty said pointing to Artisan, "Is Mr. Logan's daughter."

Her parents again exchanged a confused look.  Kitty sighed, where was the professor when you needed him?