Okay, this is a remake of "Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer." I was going to do that too but the reindeer is on vacation so who better than a certain Pharaoh. Hope ya like it!
Pairings: Seto/Yami and Dark Magician/Blue Eyes White Dragon
Disclamer: if I owned Yu-Gi-Oh!, then this would already have happened! If I owned the song, I'd be rich because I wrote a good song!
~Seto Got Molested by a Pharaoh~
Seto got molested by a Pharaoh
*Seto yells as Yami tackles him*
Walking home from Kaiba Corp Christmas Eve.
*Seto is shirtless and is being chased into Central Park*
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
*Santa with wide eyes watches the two making out*
But as for me and Yugi, we believe.
*Yugi slowly nods because of his yami's actions*
They've been drinking too much rice wine.
*Seto and Yami drinking from a bottle of rice wine under the table*
And we begged him not to go.
*Yugi and the gang barge in the building and push Seto out*
But he forgot his black satin boxers,
*Seto looks at author with a new fear*
And he stumbled out the door into the snow.
*Seto mutters to himself why is he always the victim*
When we found him Christmas morning,
*Everyone stands and looks at the ass prints in the snow*
At the scene of the attack.
*Mokuba starts to whistle and say "he got some last night"*
There was lipstick on his forehead,
*Yami starts riping Seto's cloths off again*
And incriminating Claus marks on his back.
*Santa attempts to hit Yami to stop him from molesting Seto again but hits himself instead*
Seto got molested by a Pharaoh,
*Seto starts moaning in passion again*
Walking him from Kaiba Corp Christmas Eve,
*Seto: "How.....many people...can say…..they had sex...with a 5,000 year old horny Pharaoh?!" Jumps back in*
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
*Yueh Kitsune is mad at Santa and is running at him with a butcher knife saying "Merry X-mas fat guy!"*
But as for me and Yugi, we believe.
*Yugi is still stunned but he keeps on moving his mouth like a fish*
Now we're all so proud of Mokuba,
*Mokuba doing diso on the dance floor*
He's been taking this so well.
*Mokuba runs after Jou in a dog costume with bellbottoms*
See him in there watching Pokemon,
*Sneaks into the show and turns it to Angel, to drool over*
Drinking apple cider and playing cops and robbers with Anzu.
*Mokuba gags and ties Anzu to the ceiling with boiling oil beneath her and a candle stick burning the rope slowly*
It's not Christmas without Seto,
*Everyone is laughing and trashing Seto's house*
All the cast is dressed in black.
*They're all wearing T-shirts and nothing but there underwear*
And we just can't help but wonder,
*On the carpet with the "Three Wise Monkeys" looks*
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
*Everyone looks but theres no gifts*
Seto got molested by a Pharaoh,
*Seto and Yami making love in the bushes*
Walking home from Kaiba Corp Christmas Eve.
*Carolers run from the bushes and scared for life*
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
*Yueh Kitsune sighs and wished that she killed Santa with a heavier weapon*
But as for me and Yugi, we believe.
*Yugi passed out on the floor a long time ago*
Now the Blue-Eyes White Dragon is on the table,
*Dark Magician and flirting with the Blue Eyes*
And a pudding made of Anzu.
*Mokuba looks innocent*
And a blue & silver candle,
*Yami and Seto stole them*
That wouldn't match anything he wears
*Why is it always trench coats?*
I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
*Yueh Kitsune running up and down the street with Santa's head screaming, "Fat man dead, Fat man dead.."*
"Better watch out for yourselves."
*Yk trys to burn ants with a piece of glass then changes her mind and throws it at Marik instead*
They should never give a license,
*Pegasus gets a license for Santa*
To a guy who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
*Elves attack the South Pole then got to L.A. to be a hobbit in Lord of the Rings*
Seto got molested by a Pharaoh,
*Seto gets an annoyed look on his face as the Pharaoh humps him*
Walking home from Kaiba Corp Christmas Eve,
*Seto is screaming Yami's name under a tree*
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
*Santa's ghost is haunting Yueh Kitsune at night*
But as for me and Yugi, we believe!
*Seto wonders if we videotaped them together and is chasing Yueh Kitsune with a machine gun, with one confused Yami*
END-
(Note: All the corrections made on this song was generously made by Moonlight Wolf . Please go and check out her fanfics on her penname: UltimateAnimeFangirl)
Heheh, Okay, I was sugar-high when I did this so....blame the fat man!!!
R&R please!
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Pairings: Seto/Yami and Dark Magician/Blue Eyes White Dragon
Disclamer: if I owned Yu-Gi-Oh!, then this would already have happened! If I owned the song, I'd be rich because I wrote a good song!
~Seto Got Molested by a Pharaoh~
Seto got molested by a Pharaoh
*Seto yells as Yami tackles him*
Walking home from Kaiba Corp Christmas Eve.
*Seto is shirtless and is being chased into Central Park*
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
*Santa with wide eyes watches the two making out*
But as for me and Yugi, we believe.
*Yugi slowly nods because of his yami's actions*
They've been drinking too much rice wine.
*Seto and Yami drinking from a bottle of rice wine under the table*
And we begged him not to go.
*Yugi and the gang barge in the building and push Seto out*
But he forgot his black satin boxers,
*Seto looks at author with a new fear*
And he stumbled out the door into the snow.
*Seto mutters to himself why is he always the victim*
When we found him Christmas morning,
*Everyone stands and looks at the ass prints in the snow*
At the scene of the attack.
*Mokuba starts to whistle and say "he got some last night"*
There was lipstick on his forehead,
*Yami starts riping Seto's cloths off again*
And incriminating Claus marks on his back.
*Santa attempts to hit Yami to stop him from molesting Seto again but hits himself instead*
Seto got molested by a Pharaoh,
*Seto starts moaning in passion again*
Walking him from Kaiba Corp Christmas Eve,
*Seto: "How.....many people...can say…..they had sex...with a 5,000 year old horny Pharaoh?!" Jumps back in*
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
*Yueh Kitsune is mad at Santa and is running at him with a butcher knife saying "Merry X-mas fat guy!"*
But as for me and Yugi, we believe.
*Yugi is still stunned but he keeps on moving his mouth like a fish*
Now we're all so proud of Mokuba,
*Mokuba doing diso on the dance floor*
He's been taking this so well.
*Mokuba runs after Jou in a dog costume with bellbottoms*
See him in there watching Pokemon,
*Sneaks into the show and turns it to Angel, to drool over*
Drinking apple cider and playing cops and robbers with Anzu.
*Mokuba gags and ties Anzu to the ceiling with boiling oil beneath her and a candle stick burning the rope slowly*
It's not Christmas without Seto,
*Everyone is laughing and trashing Seto's house*
All the cast is dressed in black.
*They're all wearing T-shirts and nothing but there underwear*
And we just can't help but wonder,
*On the carpet with the "Three Wise Monkeys" looks*
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
*Everyone looks but theres no gifts*
Seto got molested by a Pharaoh,
*Seto and Yami making love in the bushes*
Walking home from Kaiba Corp Christmas Eve.
*Carolers run from the bushes and scared for life*
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
*Yueh Kitsune sighs and wished that she killed Santa with a heavier weapon*
But as for me and Yugi, we believe.
*Yugi passed out on the floor a long time ago*
Now the Blue-Eyes White Dragon is on the table,
*Dark Magician and flirting with the Blue Eyes*
And a pudding made of Anzu.
*Mokuba looks innocent*
And a blue & silver candle,
*Yami and Seto stole them*
That wouldn't match anything he wears
*Why is it always trench coats?*
I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
*Yueh Kitsune running up and down the street with Santa's head screaming, "Fat man dead, Fat man dead.."*
"Better watch out for yourselves."
*Yk trys to burn ants with a piece of glass then changes her mind and throws it at Marik instead*
They should never give a license,
*Pegasus gets a license for Santa*
To a guy who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
*Elves attack the South Pole then got to L.A. to be a hobbit in Lord of the Rings*
Seto got molested by a Pharaoh,
*Seto gets an annoyed look on his face as the Pharaoh humps him*
Walking home from Kaiba Corp Christmas Eve,
*Seto is screaming Yami's name under a tree*
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
*Santa's ghost is haunting Yueh Kitsune at night*
But as for me and Yugi, we believe!
*Seto wonders if we videotaped them together and is chasing Yueh Kitsune with a machine gun, with one confused Yami*
END-
(Note: All the corrections made on this song was generously made by Moonlight Wolf . Please go and check out her fanfics on her penname: UltimateAnimeFangirl)
Heheh, Okay, I was sugar-high when I did this so....blame the fat man!!!
R&R please!
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