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X-men Beach Party Summary: The X-men go to the beach duh. He he odd pairings. Oh and don't get mad at me because I didn't do accents on Kurt or Rahne. I don't know how.
Prof. X was sitting in his wheelchair one day, trying to figure out how to get together with his girlfriend without having the kids interfere. Prof. X: *Ah ha a beach party* telepathically links up with Ororo and Logan *You are going to take the kids to the beach for the day and overnight.* Logan: *Why me? Why? Is it because I killed Sabret. I mean okay.* Ororo:*Sure Professor.* Kids tomorrow we are going we're going to the beach. *New Mutants* Rahne: Cool. Amara: Oh, we so totally have to go shopping. Ray: Count me out. Sam: Me too. Roberto: Me three. Jamie: Me four. Bobby: Me fiv. Jubilee: Shut up! It's getting lame. Roberto (mock horror): Oooooo. I wouldn't say that to my future boyfriend. Jubilee: What? Bobby (blushing): Can I talk to you for a minute? Jubilee: Sure. *Back to Logan and the new X-men* Logan (gruffly): We're goin' to the beach tomorrow. Kitty: How totally cool. Kurt: Ya. Logan: What's so cool about that? Evan: Well you and Auntie O could get a room. Logan: What's that porcupine? Kitty: Well me, Jean, and Rogue will go shopping now. See you. Rogue: Yah think I'm gonna go shoppin with y'all? Jean: Well you need a suit. Rogue: Duh. * Jean and Kitty grab her arms and drag her to the door.* Jean: Come on. We'll go get Rahne, Amara, and Jubilee. Rogue: A'm not goin.
Half an Hour later.
Rogue: Ah can't believe Ah let you talk me into this. Rahne: Well we all have to get new suits. I mean my last one had duckies on it. Amara: I won't ask. Jubilee: C'mon you guys. I need help picking out the perfect suit for hanging out with Bobby. Kitty (holding up a bathing suit): How about this? Jubilee: Ooooo, I like it. Jean: Well I found my two suits. Ororo (suddenly coming around from behind a clothes rack): Two suits. Rahne: You can't hang around in the same suit all day. Amara: Oh, I found the perfect suit for you. Hands Rogue a suit. Rogue: Thanks. An hour later the girls hang around in Kitty's bedroom discussing boys. Jean I found out the brotherhood is coming. Kitty: Really? Amara: Do you still like Lance? Kitty: Not really. Rahne: Tell me who you do like. Kitty: I will if the rest of you do. Jean: Scott duh. Amara: Ev. I mean I don't like anybody. Rogue (blushing): Gambit duh. Who d'ya think? Rahne: No one. Everyone looks at her funny. Jean: I thought you liked Roberto. Rahne (shrugging): He is way to egotistic. Anyway, Kitty you have to tell us. Kitty: Jamie Jubilee: Jamie Madrox? Amara: Noooo the other Jamie. Jean: He is way cute. Kitty (glaring): Yeah. Rahne: I wonder who Lance will hang with. Jubilee: Tabitha probably. Jean: I thought she liked Blob. Everyone giggles. Rogue: He's going with the cooler. Everyone giggles harder.
The boys playing the dating game. Bobby: Rahne or Amara? Ray: Amara. Jean or Jubilee? Bobby: Hey! Scott: Jean. Kitty or Rogue? Jamie: Kitty. Rahne or Kitty? Kurt: Rahne. Rogue or Amara? Scott gives him a suspicious look. Roberto: Rogue. Jubilee or Tabitha? Sam: Tabitha. Kitty or Amara? Evan: Amara. Rahne or Wan. Logan: What are you doing? Scott: The dating game. Logan: What in hel. Evan: Auntie O or Mystique? Logan stares at him. Evan: You know you like her. Ororo walks by. Ororo: Likes who? Evan: Hi Auntie O. Logan stalks out of the room. Ororo: Was it something I said? Kurt: Sabretooth or Logan? Ororo: What? Sam: We're playing the dating game. Ororo: Oh. She turns to leave. Kurt: Sabretooth or Logan? Ororo: Logan. All Boys: Oooooooo Next day Bobby sits next to Jubilee. Rahne sighs and sits in the seat behind them, onlt to have Kurt slide in next to her. Kurt: Hello Rahne. Rahne: Um hello. Nice tail. Kurt: Thanks. It's not easy having one. You don't know what it's like. Rahne: Yeah I do. Transforms into a wolf. Kurt: Oh yeah. Yours is prettier though. Rahne blushes. While Rahne and Kurt discuss tails, Amara slyly slides (try saying that six times fast) next to Evan who is reading a book on skateboarding. Amara (running fingers through her hair): Hey Evan. Evan (not looking up): Hi. Amara: What are you reading? Evan: A skateboarding book. Amara: I love skateboarding. White Vampire coughs, sounds like liar. Evan (looks up with interest): You do? Amara: Yeah. I love that skateboarder. Evan: What guy? Amara: You know. That guy. Um, Hony Tawk.. Evan: Tony Hawk? Amara: Yeah. Him. Evan starts on a long talk on skateboarding. Ororo proudly watches Evan. Ororo: He's so good with ladies. Logan sniffs. Ororo: Unlike you. Logan: That hurts. Ororo: Your healing factor will take care of that. Logan: Your not so good with men either. Storm. Ororo: You'll pay for that Wolverine. Lightning bolt almost strikes him. Blackbird takes a dip. Rahne slips and Kurt catches her. Rahne: Thanks Kurt. Kurt: Your Welcome. Turns to Scott. Kurt: As I've said, Chicks dig the fuzzy man. Back to Logan and Ororo. Logan: Are you crazy? Ororo: I know what I'm doing. Logan: Oh shut up. Ororo: Make me. Logan reaches over and kisses her on the lips. White Vampire: Jeez the adults are being like way juvenile. Ororo (when Logan stops after like five minutes I might add): Hey. I'm still not shutting up. Logan: Yeah, but your supposed to be driving. Ororo: Oh, I forgot. Logan: I have that effect on women. Two Jamies occupy the seats so Kitty taps one on the shoulder. Kitty: May I sit here please? The copy disappears. Kitty slides in next to Jamie who grins. Jamie: Hey Kitty. Kitty: Like hi. What's up. Jamie: Well odd pairings. Kitty: Pardon? Jamie: Well I didn't expect that. Gestures toward Amara and Evan grinning at each other like idiots. Jamie: Or that. Gestures to Kurt and Rahne. Rahne is napping on Kurt's shoulder. Kurt obviously doesn't mind. Kitty: Yeah. They're a cute couple. Jamie: Do you like Kurt. Kitty: Yeah he's a nice guy. Jamie: No. I mean that way. Gestures to Logan and Ororo flirting madly. Kitty: No. I have my eyes on a new guy. Looks meaningfully at Jamie. Jamie: Yeah, me too. (quickly) Except of course mines a girl. Kitty: Who? Jamie: Guess. Kitty: Amara? Jamie: No. Kitty: Jean? Jamie: No. Kitty: Jubilee? Jamie: No. Kitty: Rahne, Tabitha, Rogue? Jamie: No, no, no. Kitty (horrified): Wanda? Jamie: No. Kitty: There's no one left. Jamie (grins at her): One more. Kitty blushes.
X-men Beach Party Summary: The X-men go to the beach duh. He he odd pairings. Oh and don't get mad at me because I didn't do accents on Kurt or Rahne. I don't know how.
Prof. X was sitting in his wheelchair one day, trying to figure out how to get together with his girlfriend without having the kids interfere. Prof. X: *Ah ha a beach party* telepathically links up with Ororo and Logan *You are going to take the kids to the beach for the day and overnight.* Logan: *Why me? Why? Is it because I killed Sabret. I mean okay.* Ororo:*Sure Professor.* Kids tomorrow we are going we're going to the beach. *New Mutants* Rahne: Cool. Amara: Oh, we so totally have to go shopping. Ray: Count me out. Sam: Me too. Roberto: Me three. Jamie: Me four. Bobby: Me fiv. Jubilee: Shut up! It's getting lame. Roberto (mock horror): Oooooo. I wouldn't say that to my future boyfriend. Jubilee: What? Bobby (blushing): Can I talk to you for a minute? Jubilee: Sure. *Back to Logan and the new X-men* Logan (gruffly): We're goin' to the beach tomorrow. Kitty: How totally cool. Kurt: Ya. Logan: What's so cool about that? Evan: Well you and Auntie O could get a room. Logan: What's that porcupine? Kitty: Well me, Jean, and Rogue will go shopping now. See you. Rogue: Yah think I'm gonna go shoppin with y'all? Jean: Well you need a suit. Rogue: Duh. * Jean and Kitty grab her arms and drag her to the door.* Jean: Come on. We'll go get Rahne, Amara, and Jubilee. Rogue: A'm not goin.
Half an Hour later.
Rogue: Ah can't believe Ah let you talk me into this. Rahne: Well we all have to get new suits. I mean my last one had duckies on it. Amara: I won't ask. Jubilee: C'mon you guys. I need help picking out the perfect suit for hanging out with Bobby. Kitty (holding up a bathing suit): How about this? Jubilee: Ooooo, I like it. Jean: Well I found my two suits. Ororo (suddenly coming around from behind a clothes rack): Two suits. Rahne: You can't hang around in the same suit all day. Amara: Oh, I found the perfect suit for you. Hands Rogue a suit. Rogue: Thanks. An hour later the girls hang around in Kitty's bedroom discussing boys. Jean I found out the brotherhood is coming. Kitty: Really? Amara: Do you still like Lance? Kitty: Not really. Rahne: Tell me who you do like. Kitty: I will if the rest of you do. Jean: Scott duh. Amara: Ev. I mean I don't like anybody. Rogue (blushing): Gambit duh. Who d'ya think? Rahne: No one. Everyone looks at her funny. Jean: I thought you liked Roberto. Rahne (shrugging): He is way to egotistic. Anyway, Kitty you have to tell us. Kitty: Jamie Jubilee: Jamie Madrox? Amara: Noooo the other Jamie. Jean: He is way cute. Kitty (glaring): Yeah. Rahne: I wonder who Lance will hang with. Jubilee: Tabitha probably. Jean: I thought she liked Blob. Everyone giggles. Rogue: He's going with the cooler. Everyone giggles harder.
The boys playing the dating game. Bobby: Rahne or Amara? Ray: Amara. Jean or Jubilee? Bobby: Hey! Scott: Jean. Kitty or Rogue? Jamie: Kitty. Rahne or Kitty? Kurt: Rahne. Rogue or Amara? Scott gives him a suspicious look. Roberto: Rogue. Jubilee or Tabitha? Sam: Tabitha. Kitty or Amara? Evan: Amara. Rahne or Wan. Logan: What are you doing? Scott: The dating game. Logan: What in hel. Evan: Auntie O or Mystique? Logan stares at him. Evan: You know you like her. Ororo walks by. Ororo: Likes who? Evan: Hi Auntie O. Logan stalks out of the room. Ororo: Was it something I said? Kurt: Sabretooth or Logan? Ororo: What? Sam: We're playing the dating game. Ororo: Oh. She turns to leave. Kurt: Sabretooth or Logan? Ororo: Logan. All Boys: Oooooooo Next day Bobby sits next to Jubilee. Rahne sighs and sits in the seat behind them, onlt to have Kurt slide in next to her. Kurt: Hello Rahne. Rahne: Um hello. Nice tail. Kurt: Thanks. It's not easy having one. You don't know what it's like. Rahne: Yeah I do. Transforms into a wolf. Kurt: Oh yeah. Yours is prettier though. Rahne blushes. While Rahne and Kurt discuss tails, Amara slyly slides (try saying that six times fast) next to Evan who is reading a book on skateboarding. Amara (running fingers through her hair): Hey Evan. Evan (not looking up): Hi. Amara: What are you reading? Evan: A skateboarding book. Amara: I love skateboarding. White Vampire coughs, sounds like liar. Evan (looks up with interest): You do? Amara: Yeah. I love that skateboarder. Evan: What guy? Amara: You know. That guy. Um, Hony Tawk.. Evan: Tony Hawk? Amara: Yeah. Him. Evan starts on a long talk on skateboarding. Ororo proudly watches Evan. Ororo: He's so good with ladies. Logan sniffs. Ororo: Unlike you. Logan: That hurts. Ororo: Your healing factor will take care of that. Logan: Your not so good with men either. Storm. Ororo: You'll pay for that Wolverine. Lightning bolt almost strikes him. Blackbird takes a dip. Rahne slips and Kurt catches her. Rahne: Thanks Kurt. Kurt: Your Welcome. Turns to Scott. Kurt: As I've said, Chicks dig the fuzzy man. Back to Logan and Ororo. Logan: Are you crazy? Ororo: I know what I'm doing. Logan: Oh shut up. Ororo: Make me. Logan reaches over and kisses her on the lips. White Vampire: Jeez the adults are being like way juvenile. Ororo (when Logan stops after like five minutes I might add): Hey. I'm still not shutting up. Logan: Yeah, but your supposed to be driving. Ororo: Oh, I forgot. Logan: I have that effect on women. Two Jamies occupy the seats so Kitty taps one on the shoulder. Kitty: May I sit here please? The copy disappears. Kitty slides in next to Jamie who grins. Jamie: Hey Kitty. Kitty: Like hi. What's up. Jamie: Well odd pairings. Kitty: Pardon? Jamie: Well I didn't expect that. Gestures toward Amara and Evan grinning at each other like idiots. Jamie: Or that. Gestures to Kurt and Rahne. Rahne is napping on Kurt's shoulder. Kurt obviously doesn't mind. Kitty: Yeah. They're a cute couple. Jamie: Do you like Kurt. Kitty: Yeah he's a nice guy. Jamie: No. I mean that way. Gestures to Logan and Ororo flirting madly. Kitty: No. I have my eyes on a new guy. Looks meaningfully at Jamie. Jamie: Yeah, me too. (quickly) Except of course mines a girl. Kitty: Who? Jamie: Guess. Kitty: Amara? Jamie: No. Kitty: Jean? Jamie: No. Kitty: Jubilee? Jamie: No. Kitty: Rahne, Tabitha, Rogue? Jamie: No, no, no. Kitty (horrified): Wanda? Jamie: No. Kitty: There's no one left. Jamie (grins at her): One more. Kitty blushes.