Author notes: ahahah okay these are all by Crazomatic!! I do not own Transformers!

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Rodimus Prime was sitting in his office just like optimus was. Right before he was about to leave his computer chimed " You've Got Mail". Rodimus blinked his optics (don't ask how ok). He went back on to his computer to read is new mail. When he was done he was practically falling out of his chair with laughter.

"I don't believe Op came up with this!" Rodimus laughed. He thought that he should add on to it and send it on. So that's exactly what he did.

Rodimus Primes things TFs would never do ((really bye Crazomatic!!!))
Huffer: I feel OH SO happy today! Does Cartwheels

Sunstreaker: No, man, you look WAY better than me!

Ironhide: I think we can find a diplomatic solution to any conflict! :)

Megatron: I think we should start asking the humans for energy! How's That sound?

Optimus: I think Megatron's hot.

Jazz: I feel like going out and burning my whole CD collection. I hate Music!

Optimus: I also think Ironhides hot!

Rodimus Prime: I just LOVE being the new leader of the Autobots! Aren't you glad of that too?

Grimlock: I was just accepted into Harvard University on an academic Scholarship! Neat huh?

Optimus: Oh yeah, and I think Bumblebee's hot too!

Spike: Who needs Carly when I've got Chip Chase instead? Mmmmmm. (okay, That was really bad!)

Megatron: Conquer the universe? Ppppttt, oh that was SO 1980's!

Hot Rod: (in the TF Movie) Geeez, won't Optimus just DIE already!

Galvatron: I think I will send a 'get well card' to Unicron today!

Starscream: Has any one seen my Jennifer Lopez CD? (this was by Space Toaster)

Rodimus was laughing at his own ideas when he pressed the button that sent it to Ultra Magnus. He knew that Mags wouldn't probably send it on but he thought he would give it a try. He also sent a copy back to Optimus.

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ha-ha so how was that? Heh my friend Crazomatic did some really funny ones Huh? Well review this and if you have any ideas just send 'em to me all right! Well got to go I have a major headache. Bye....REVIEW!!!! The Matrix commands it!! ((Sorry I had to say that)) Thanks Crazomatic and Space Toaster for the ideas....((laughing hysterically))