I've decided to write a surprise yaoi fic! (gets clobbered by yaoi fans who thinks she is insulting them) Hey, you don't have to read this! My first yaoi attempt, go easy on me and my horrible writing skills ;_;

No own Yu-Gi-Oh

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Chapter One

--------------------------------------- Once upon a time, in ancient Egypt, the pharaoh of Upper Egypt and the pharaoh of Lower Egypt decided to get together and decide to marry off their children to each other to unite upper and lower Egypt, then have the couple rule together as one. The pharaoh of Upper Egypt had a son, and the pharaoh of Lower Egypt had a daughter. The son was about a year older than the daughter, and they've never met each other before. The pharaohs were pretty confident that all was going to come out well.

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However, ten years after the agreement, something went terribly wrong. The pharaoh of Lower Egypt called the pharaoh of Upper Egypt over to have a talk.

"I have some bad news," said the pharaoh of Lower Egypt, "I'm afraid my daughter has died."

The pharaoh of Upper Egypt was shocked. "How did this happen?"

The pharaoh of Lower Egypt sighed. "Chariot accident," he mumbled.

"But what are we going to do about the agreement?"

"That problem is already solved." The pharaoh of Lower Egypt told his friend. "My wife is about to have another child. I have proposed this child to marry your son."

"But what if your new child is a son, also?" the pharaoh of Upper Egypt worried. "If that is to happen, my dear son will surely be very angry. He might even cast a curse on the newborn!"

The pharaoh of Lower Egypt sighed. "I'm afraid we'll have to take that chance. The child will be born tomorrow, and I already planned a ceremony in honor. Your son is probably receiving news that he is invited at this very moment."

The pharaoh of Upper Egypt nodded in defeat. "Alright. I will take the chance." He got up. "Good day to you, and let us pray for a daughter."

"Same. Let us pray."

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On the day of the ceremony, most people who were invited had attended. Including Rahotep, the prince of Upper Egypt. He wanted to see his new wife. It had taken him a long time to forgive his father for not letting him meet her before she died, and wanted to make sure the same thing wouldn't happen again. It won't, won't it? he wondered to himself.

The pharaoh of Lower Egypt's wife stepped out, holding the baby in her arms. A priest walked up and held out his staff. "To our new prince!"

Everyone in the crown cheered. That is, everyone except Rahotep. He was furious. Father engaged me to a prince?!? he thought angrily.

He walked up to the priest and shoved him aside. The crowd grew quiet. He made sure he had everyone's attention, and raised an arm. "I am Rahotep, prince of Upper Egypt! My father foolishly engaged me to his baby, and now he will pay for his mistake!" He glared at the baby that was right next to him. "When this prince reaches the age of sixteen, he will find my ring- " he reached inside his robe and pulled out a golden pendant that had a ring and needles hanging from it "-and he will prick himself with one of the needles and fall into eternal slumber, only to awaken with true love's first kiss!" He laughed evilly and disappeared in a wave of purple fire.

The pharaoh of Lower Egypt rushed forward, but Rahotep had already disappeared from sight. "Oh, my poor, dear son."

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Yeah, I know, short and boring, but if I went on, it wouldn't be as suspenseful! The yaoi comes in later.

(goes off into the corner of the room and sulks about her horrible writing skills)

Please review! I'm looking for cheesy stories to read, and flames are welcome.