Author notes: arg this took for ever...not that its your fault or any thing just "school"...life really does suck man....I'm just doing what people said...I don't even know if Magnus ever saw starwars... I do not own Transformers!! Thank you all who sent these Agent A.T, The-Crab,

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Ultra Magnus sat at his desk half awake half asleep. Then there was a beep sound that meant that he had new mail. "Huh?" Magnus said while looking up at his screen. He clicked to read his mail and just stared at his screen. "Optimus saying Megatrons hot...that's pretty funny," Magnus chuckled. He then thought of forwarding it to Jazz but then thought Springer would enjoy his better. Magnus then wrote one himself.

Magnus's turn!! Mwhaha...ha...
Ultra Magnus (TF: TM): Hey, I actually CAN handle that right now.

RnGalvatron (TF: TM): I, Spock, will destroy you, just as Megatron destroyed Prime

Rodimus Prime (TF: TM end scene): May the Force be with you.

Rodimus Prime (same scene): Live long and prosper.

Preceptor: I hate using big words.

Ultra Magnus: I like it when Preceptor uses big words.

Megatron: I think Starscream would make a better leader than me.

Megatron (To his fellow Decepticons): "I love you guy."

Starscream: "I AM GAY."

Rumble (To Soundwave): "Hi, daddy."

(TF:TM when Starscream is killed) *rushes up to the ashes, pulls out a joint, and lights it from the ashes* (this is a deleted scene, and probably why he's so messed up in the cartoon...Ok, it's not a deleted scene)

Unicorn: *after eating a planet* Uh oh...I ate too much!

Optimus Prime (TF:TM when handing the Matrix to Ultra Magnus) Wait, never mind. Here, Hod Rod, you take it! *Hands it to Hod Rod*

Hod Rod: EW! *Throws it aside* that came From your chest! That's nasty!

Wheeljack: Ah, screw it I can't fix it!

Soundwave: Has anyone seen my Britney Spears cassette?

Blaster: *dressed up as a gangster* Yo dawg! I'm just chillin' wit my homies in the SPC, hangin' out on the west sied-nah! *Does a random gang sign*

Wheelie: *is in a rap music video, due to his rhyming was of speech*

Megatron: *wearing a Cowboy's jersey, a Cowboy's inflatable Helmet, and a big, foam #1 hand on his left hand, while holding! Any Cowboy's flags in his right hand* Go Cowboys!

Magnus gave a small laugh while hitting the send key, that was sending it to Roddie, Optimus, And Jazz. "Won't they get a kick out of this!" ((I know that probably doesn't sound like Magnus...deal with it!! .))...

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Brent: hahaha.thank you all for these!!! I thank you all [gives them all awards]

Hotshot:...aren't you going a little over board? [gets a cold glare] heh what the heck....

Brent: after my next story for caught in the middle I'm going to make a story called Human for a Week.....its when all of the TFs ((armada)) get to be human for a whole week when Hotshot wishes they could see what its like to be human!

Hotshot: and If you really want to see what we look like go to the web site MechaeX.com.then go to fan art.then go to the artist named Bumblebee..and there ya go.hahahahhahh

Brent:...yeah no more cup cakes for you.

Hotshot: WHA NO MORE CUP CAKES!!??

Brent: ack review please!!