Darkstalkers-Twas The Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the chateau,
many a creature stirring
some friends, some foes.
Q-Bee was making the cookies, slathering them in honey
while Rikuo was passing out the christmas money.
Lilith was hopping all over the place
Jedah looked in the mirror and said "who's got the funny face?!"
Sasquatch was bouncing, quite merrily too
Demitri said to Morrigan "i wanna do you."
Morrigan slapped Demitri, with quite a whack
Victor chased after Lord Raptor saying, "my creator's not a quack!"
Anita was sitting, watching the events take place
while Donovan sat, pondering time and space.
Felicia said absentmindedly "i'd love some fish..."
Rikuo backed away, quite nervously at this.
Lilith stopped jumping, then decorated the tree with red and white bats
Anakaris tried not worship certain humanoid cats.
Morrigan went to the kitchen, to cook the Christmas ham
Demitri followed Morrigan, like her little lamb.
Morrigan kicked him out while shouting "get the #$@& outta here!"
Huitzil covered Cecil's ears and ordered "do not swear."
Pyron blasted in the kitchen, and burnt Morrigans ham
Morrigan cackled psychotically, picked up a cleaver, "Demitri! my little lamb!"
Demitri glided in, loyal like a dog
Morrigan tied him up, "my new Christmas hog!"
Anita sighed, and walked away
Cecil asked her if she wanted to play.
Jon stood around nervously, wondering if Felicia like him too
B.B. Hood decided to make bombs in the loo.
stockings went up by Felicias claw
Link popped in from nowhere and said "i beat the Catfish Maw!"
everyone stared at Link, with a blank look on their face
Donovan said quietly, "another object, from another time, another space"
Link scratched his head, and disappeared, "sorry, wrong game."
Moonlight1/2 thinks "my, this is getting quite lame..."
Felicia finishes decorating, with lightning speed
Cecil and Anita race, Anita taking the lead.
Jon walks over to Felicia and kisses her under the mistletoe
Hsien-ko and Mei-Ling play outside in the snow.
Morrigan calls everybody "time for dinner!"
Cecil and Anita race back--Cecil: i'm the winner!
everyone wonders what Morrigan has cooked
Morrigan opens the pot, everyone wishes they hadnt looked.
for there is Demitri, cooked very rare
Morrigan's suprised "darn, his hair is still there!"
everyone bolts from the kitchen, to the bathroom
the bathroom is locked, to everyones doom.
everyone makes a mess, all over the chateau floor
Morrigan says "well tonight certainly hasnt been a bore!"
Bishmon says randomly "my favorite ice cream is lime!"
Mei-Ling says "come on all, it's story time!"
Morrigan gets her servants to clean up the mess
Demitri is still alive, more or less...
he jumps out of the pot to join story time with Mei-Ling
Anakaris resists the urge to say "bow down to your king".
B.B. hood comes out, to hear Mei-Lings story too
Felicia says she likes Jon, he says "woohoo!"
the fatman silently creeps down the chateau chimney
he disappears, as presents appear magically under the tree.
everyone listens to Mei-Lings story, even the pet mouse!
Mei-Ling: "twas the night before christmas and all through the house...."

A.N./ yeah i kno. it was kinda lame. but i wanted to write a Christmas story cos i've never done that.
anyways folks! thanks very much for reading, and please review if you liked it! bye now! ^__^