Autor notes: I hope this works.because if it does, I'm going to be
seriously mad because it won't let me post for Human For A Week. And I have
the freaking chapter already written for at least . ~counts on figures~
Hotshot: ~sighs and holds temple~ Since Halloween day, you idiot. And maybe you have a virius? You should get it checked out you know.
Me: yeah that's easier to say I guess.*sighs* I'll have to do that sooner or later two about the getting it checked out. Hopefully it will let me post after this one.
Hotshot: should I just say the intro?
Me: yep
Hotshot: fine, well Brent does not own transformers or any of
the characters.
***
Unknown email
Springer's attention was brought to his computer, which had
beeped in a high-pitched way, meaning he had "mail."
"What's this?" Springer sat back down in his chair, and
moved his mouse to get the screensaver off. There he clicked an
envelope and his mail went up, full screen. It was from Jazz,
and the E-mail read:
The Add On Chain Letter Humor
Spring!
Hey, I just had to send this to you, since you're a comedian your self, and besides that-who can't deny they like to make complete asses of themselves? Besides Preceptor that is. I would highly discourage sending this to him, but I could be wrong, 'cause Optimus did start this little "chain letter" himself.
Springer had to stop himself at that sentence. Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobots that wore a mask to hide his feelings, now expressing his humor through an Add on Chain Letter of Humor. If Optimus wasn't the one who started it, Springer would of put that on the Chain Letter himself. Springer shook his head giving a chuckle, then began to read the rest.
There are all the attachments of the recent ones who added on. Trust me, you will be laughing your exhaust pipe off by the time you hit the line: Starscream: "I AM GAY." The rules are as follow; make up any line or scene that a Transformer of your pick (Decipticon, Autobot, What ever) and to make the following readers after you and before you laugh their butts off.
Jazz
Springer then began to read the attachments to the E-mail. And as predicted, he was laughing very hard by the line of Starscream mentioned in Jazz's letter.
"Woo." Springer said, his laughter still half there, but has gained his composer to write. "With me being the next writer, heh, It'll be the best." With that said, Springer began to type up all the thoughts that came to mind.
Springer's Entry
(G1) Optimus Prime: *on his bumper, there is a bumper sticker that clearly says- as quote: "SHIT HAPPENS." *
***
(Armada)
All Autobots and Starscream (who is there for that short period) are watching human T.V.
Starscream: Boy, I sure wish that Rick Perry wasn't married.
All Autobots: *give Starscream very strange look *
Starscream: I'm not saying I'm gay, I'm just saying there comes a point in every mans life where he questions his own sexuality *takes a swig of his engeron like nothing happened * ((this part was inspired by "Opera Man" from Saturday Night Live))
Hotshot: O...Kay.
Optimus: Just don't talk to us for a few weeks, Starscream. We'll get over the shock.
***
(G1)
Spike: Optimus ... is love real?
Optimus: *looks strait down at him, right in the eye and responds *No. But Herpes is so watch your ass.
***
(Armada)
Redalert: That's Mr. Nanny to you *crosses his arms * ((DMK's Siggy, well old one anyway))
***
((Beast Wars))
Megatron: Waspinator? Is your speech problem because you are a wasp, yesss?
Waspinator: Noz. Wazpinator juzt run into bugz zapper one toz many timez.
***
(G1)
Wheeljack: *driving down a street, and notices a house that has a mail box in front of it that says "male" * now Wheel jack thought for a few seconds, then with a blunt expression type of speech, he said* now that isn't right, that "m" is suppose to be capitalized! ((You know.because he's an inventor and real smart and all))
***
(G1)
Ultra Magnus: Hurry up and die! I want play this millennium!
Optimus: *censor * you...*playing Mario Brothers on Nintendo *
Springer grinned as he looked over his work.
"Well, maybe a few good laughs will come out of this one," Springer grinned to himself. But wait. Before he sent this message to Blaster, he noticed an E-mail that he didn't recognize before. That's odd, Springer thought to himself, I don't remember that email. What Springer couldn't remember was that the email he didn't recognize was really sent to him on accident. To make a long story short, Thundercracker had somehow gotten hold of Springer's email and had forward something to him, which had Starscream's E-mail with it. Springer shrugged it off though, and just sent it to Starscream unknowingly and also Blaster. Then got up, walked out, because his desk work was finished.
But somewhere else ...
Starscream was at his finest hour. He finally, after eons of waiting, had Megatron down on the ground defenseless. Starscream raised his gun for the finishing blow, when a loud beeping nose started, and wouldn't stop. Starscream's first thoughts where "WHOS KEEP A BEEPER IN THE DECIPTICON BASE?!" Then there was sudden pain to his neck, as he was trusted out of his recharge mode as he fell backwards and out of his chair. He growled and got back up, putting his chair in the up right position and sat down, to read what ever he was sent.
"Perfect," He said with disgust. "Taken out of a victory dream all to be made fun of. Though seeing the Autobots being mocked is rather entertaining ... perhaps I'll send this to Thundercracker, better yet Megatron." He added the last part when he saw all the parts making fun of Megatron in crude ways. Starscream ended up sending it to both, snickering, hoping they don't trace it back to him. Then can't help but wonder how an Autobot got his E-mail in the first place, considering that it did say it was Started by Optimus Prime.
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Brent: maybe this will work
Hotshot: maybe *eats cupcake *
Brent: don't you get enough of those?
Hotshot: nope, not the least.
R&R please??
Hotshot: ~sighs and holds temple~ Since Halloween day, you idiot. And maybe you have a virius? You should get it checked out you know.
Me: yeah that's easier to say I guess.*sighs* I'll have to do that sooner or later two about the getting it checked out. Hopefully it will let me post after this one.
Hotshot: should I just say the intro?
Me: yep
Hotshot: fine, well Brent does not own transformers or any of
the characters.
***
Unknown email
Springer's attention was brought to his computer, which had
beeped in a high-pitched way, meaning he had "mail."
"What's this?" Springer sat back down in his chair, and
moved his mouse to get the screensaver off. There he clicked an
envelope and his mail went up, full screen. It was from Jazz,
and the E-mail read:
The Add On Chain Letter Humor
Spring!
Hey, I just had to send this to you, since you're a comedian your self, and besides that-who can't deny they like to make complete asses of themselves? Besides Preceptor that is. I would highly discourage sending this to him, but I could be wrong, 'cause Optimus did start this little "chain letter" himself.
Springer had to stop himself at that sentence. Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobots that wore a mask to hide his feelings, now expressing his humor through an Add on Chain Letter of Humor. If Optimus wasn't the one who started it, Springer would of put that on the Chain Letter himself. Springer shook his head giving a chuckle, then began to read the rest.
There are all the attachments of the recent ones who added on. Trust me, you will be laughing your exhaust pipe off by the time you hit the line: Starscream: "I AM GAY." The rules are as follow; make up any line or scene that a Transformer of your pick (Decipticon, Autobot, What ever) and to make the following readers after you and before you laugh their butts off.
Jazz
Springer then began to read the attachments to the E-mail. And as predicted, he was laughing very hard by the line of Starscream mentioned in Jazz's letter.
"Woo." Springer said, his laughter still half there, but has gained his composer to write. "With me being the next writer, heh, It'll be the best." With that said, Springer began to type up all the thoughts that came to mind.
Springer's Entry
(G1) Optimus Prime: *on his bumper, there is a bumper sticker that clearly says- as quote: "SHIT HAPPENS." *
***
(Armada)
All Autobots and Starscream (who is there for that short period) are watching human T.V.
Starscream: Boy, I sure wish that Rick Perry wasn't married.
All Autobots: *give Starscream very strange look *
Starscream: I'm not saying I'm gay, I'm just saying there comes a point in every mans life where he questions his own sexuality *takes a swig of his engeron like nothing happened * ((this part was inspired by "Opera Man" from Saturday Night Live))
Hotshot: O...Kay.
Optimus: Just don't talk to us for a few weeks, Starscream. We'll get over the shock.
***
(G1)
Spike: Optimus ... is love real?
Optimus: *looks strait down at him, right in the eye and responds *No. But Herpes is so watch your ass.
***
(Armada)
Redalert: That's Mr. Nanny to you *crosses his arms * ((DMK's Siggy, well old one anyway))
***
((Beast Wars))
Megatron: Waspinator? Is your speech problem because you are a wasp, yesss?
Waspinator: Noz. Wazpinator juzt run into bugz zapper one toz many timez.
***
(G1)
Wheeljack: *driving down a street, and notices a house that has a mail box in front of it that says "male" * now Wheel jack thought for a few seconds, then with a blunt expression type of speech, he said* now that isn't right, that "m" is suppose to be capitalized! ((You know.because he's an inventor and real smart and all))
***
(G1)
Ultra Magnus: Hurry up and die! I want play this millennium!
Optimus: *censor * you...*playing Mario Brothers on Nintendo *
Springer grinned as he looked over his work.
"Well, maybe a few good laughs will come out of this one," Springer grinned to himself. But wait. Before he sent this message to Blaster, he noticed an E-mail that he didn't recognize before. That's odd, Springer thought to himself, I don't remember that email. What Springer couldn't remember was that the email he didn't recognize was really sent to him on accident. To make a long story short, Thundercracker had somehow gotten hold of Springer's email and had forward something to him, which had Starscream's E-mail with it. Springer shrugged it off though, and just sent it to Starscream unknowingly and also Blaster. Then got up, walked out, because his desk work was finished.
But somewhere else ...
Starscream was at his finest hour. He finally, after eons of waiting, had Megatron down on the ground defenseless. Starscream raised his gun for the finishing blow, when a loud beeping nose started, and wouldn't stop. Starscream's first thoughts where "WHOS KEEP A BEEPER IN THE DECIPTICON BASE?!" Then there was sudden pain to his neck, as he was trusted out of his recharge mode as he fell backwards and out of his chair. He growled and got back up, putting his chair in the up right position and sat down, to read what ever he was sent.
"Perfect," He said with disgust. "Taken out of a victory dream all to be made fun of. Though seeing the Autobots being mocked is rather entertaining ... perhaps I'll send this to Thundercracker, better yet Megatron." He added the last part when he saw all the parts making fun of Megatron in crude ways. Starscream ended up sending it to both, snickering, hoping they don't trace it back to him. Then can't help but wonder how an Autobot got his E-mail in the first place, considering that it did say it was Started by Optimus Prime.
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Brent: maybe this will work
Hotshot: maybe *eats cupcake *
Brent: don't you get enough of those?
Hotshot: nope, not the least.
R&R please??