Disclaimer: Nope, don't own Inuyasha. Nope, don't own Know Your Stars. Nope, don't own that stolen television I'm watching. Hey, what do you mean I'm under arrest?!

AN: I was recently exposed to something quite shocking. American television! Lol, I was watching "All That" and happened upon a segment called Know Your Stars . . . let the madness commence . . .

** Narrarator (Me) **

"Angry Rantings Of Inuyasha"

Know Your Sengoku Jidai

Inuyasha - Mr. Purr Purr

The scene opens in what seems to be the stage of a lounge room. Inuyasha is found sitting in a stool in the middle of all the soothing draperies and was actually pretty calm until a booming female voice came out.

**Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars** (Echo)

"Where the f**k am I? Kagome?"

**Inuyasha . . . he loves being called, Mr. Purr Purr **

"No I don't!"

**Inuyasha . . . he missed his last flea bath **

"I don't have FLEAS!"

**Inuyasha . . . loves it when you pet his fuzzy cat ears.**

"I'M A DOG DEMON!"

**Inuyasha . . . enjoys tea parties with his older brother.**

"I DON'T ENJOY ANYTHING WITH SESSHOUMARU!"

**What about the tea parties?**

"SHUT UP! COME OUT AND FACE ME!"

**Now you know . . . Inuyasha**

"NO THEY DON'T!!!!!!!!!"

**Yes they do**

"COME OUT HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!"

**Be quiet Mr. Purr Purr**

"MY NAME ISNT MR. PURR PURR! WHO ARE YOU? SOMEONE HELP ME!"

AN: U.U So I messed with Inu's mind a little, review and tell me what you think! Don't forget your email addy!