Disclaimer: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO and NO (I wish I did, but I
don't)
AN: The second installment of Know Your Sengoku Jidai. Please say hello to Kikyou! ~Silence~ SAY HELLO TO KIKYOU! ~random hellos~ On with the madness!
** Narrarator (Me) **
"Cold Spoken Words Of Kikyou"
~WARNING, KIKYOU BASHING. SKIP IF YOU LIKE KIKYOU.~
Know Your Sengoku Jidai
Kikyou - A Man Not Alive
The scene opens in what seems to be the stage of a lounge room, a slighty destroyed lounge room. Several claw and sword marks could be seen in what must have once been tapestry. Sitting in the middle of the disarrayed room was Kikyou, she looked around coldly and almost fell out of her seat when she heard a female voice come from out of nowhere.
**Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars** (Echo)
"This place is filled with an evil aura, I feel comfortable."
**Kikyou . . . Wishes she was dead.**
"What? I am dead, who is there?"
**Kikyou . . . Thinks demons are all warm and fuzzy.**
"I would NEVER think demons are warm and fuzzy, who are you?"
**Kikyou . . . She's really a man**
"WHAT?! I'M 100% GRADE A WOMAN!"
**Why were you spying on Kagome then Kikyou?**
"I WAS TRYING TO KILL HER!"
**Sure Kikyou**
"I WAS!"
**Now you know . . . Kikyou**
"NO! NO! NO YOU DON'T!"
**Go find a warm and fuzzy demon Kikyou**
"I DON'T THINK DEMONS ARE WARM AND FUZZY!"
Suddenly, some of the roof caves in and crashes onto Kikyou . . .
**How sad . . .No, not really**
"I'M NOT A MAN!"
AN: That was purely to satiate all the Kikyou Hating fans I have out there. Personally I have nothing against her, but hope you enjoyed it. NO FLAMES SINCE I GAVE YOU A FAIR WARNING
AN: The second installment of Know Your Sengoku Jidai. Please say hello to Kikyou! ~Silence~ SAY HELLO TO KIKYOU! ~random hellos~ On with the madness!
** Narrarator (Me) **
"Cold Spoken Words Of Kikyou"
~WARNING, KIKYOU BASHING. SKIP IF YOU LIKE KIKYOU.~
Know Your Sengoku Jidai
Kikyou - A Man Not Alive
The scene opens in what seems to be the stage of a lounge room, a slighty destroyed lounge room. Several claw and sword marks could be seen in what must have once been tapestry. Sitting in the middle of the disarrayed room was Kikyou, she looked around coldly and almost fell out of her seat when she heard a female voice come from out of nowhere.
**Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars** (Echo)
"This place is filled with an evil aura, I feel comfortable."
**Kikyou . . . Wishes she was dead.**
"What? I am dead, who is there?"
**Kikyou . . . Thinks demons are all warm and fuzzy.**
"I would NEVER think demons are warm and fuzzy, who are you?"
**Kikyou . . . She's really a man**
"WHAT?! I'M 100% GRADE A WOMAN!"
**Why were you spying on Kagome then Kikyou?**
"I WAS TRYING TO KILL HER!"
**Sure Kikyou**
"I WAS!"
**Now you know . . . Kikyou**
"NO! NO! NO YOU DON'T!"
**Go find a warm and fuzzy demon Kikyou**
"I DON'T THINK DEMONS ARE WARM AND FUZZY!"
Suddenly, some of the roof caves in and crashes onto Kikyou . . .
**How sad . . .No, not really**
"I'M NOT A MAN!"
AN: That was purely to satiate all the Kikyou Hating fans I have out there. Personally I have nothing against her, but hope you enjoyed it. NO FLAMES SINCE I GAVE YOU A FAIR WARNING
