The Amazing Adventures of Quibblecue, End-Times Prophet from the Future

In the year 2400, the world is coming to an end. Pollution, littering, and jaywalking have ravaged the planet and its terrain for far too long. The prophecies speak of a Chosen One from the past that could save Earth, but due to the exploding nuclear missile silos and mutant lizard people, time is running out. Quibblecue, the last human scientist/philosopher, creates a time machine to travel back to the past and find this Chosen One before it's too late.

Unfortunately, Quibblecue made a mistake.

Quibblecue based his prophecies on messages he received through his satellite dish, which were actually 400-year-old premium channel broadcasts.