Disclaimer: Really Takahashi? I can have Inuyasha? Oh thank you, thank you, thank you . . . ~awakens~ AWW MAN! I'm going back to sleep.

AN: I know! I know! I promise Miroku will be the next, but first I had to get out Sesshoumaru's chapter. Please welcome SESSHOUMARU LORD OF THE WESTERN LANDS ~Jealous men jeer, women drool~ Umm..all right then, madness commence!

THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO FAEGIRL430, MY NEW LITTLE SISTER, AND OFFICIAL
ROYAL HELPER OF THE AUTHORESS! GO FAE!

** Narrarator (Me) **

"I, Sesshoumaru's, Words"

Know Your Sengoku Jidai

Sesshoumaru- Stuffed Animal Dress Up Man

The scene opens in what seems to be the stage of a lounge room. Sesshoumaru is found sitting in the middle of the pink and purple draperies. He looks annoyed, and handsome (AN: ~Drool~)

"I, Sesshoumaru, Do not like the colors."

**But they match your eye shadow**

". . . It is not eye shadow, but very well"

**Thanks Fluffy!**

**Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars** (Echo)

"I, Sesshoumaru, Find the echo most annoying."

**Sesshoumaru . . . He enjoys the company of stuffed animals.**

"I, Sesshoumaru, Do not like "Stuffed Animals"."

**Sesshoumaru . . . He likes to play dress up with Naraku**

"I, Sesshoumaru, Do not play "Dress Up"."

**Sesshoumaru . . . Thinks Jaken is dreamy**

"WHAT?! I, SESSHOUMARU, DO NOT THINK JAKEN IS DREAMY ~looks horrified~ I DO NOT! I, SESSHOMARU, COMMAND YOU TO STOP THIS AT ONCE"

**That isn't a nice thing to say about your girlfriend**

"JAKEN IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"

**Sesshoumaru . . . He is the president of the I Love Humans Club**

"I, SESSHOUMARU, HATE HUMANS! DIE HUMANS! DIE!"

**Now you know . . . Sesshoumaru**

"YOU DO NOT KNOW, I , SESSHOUMARU!"

**Can I play dress up with you Sesshoumaru**

"I DON'T PLAY DRESS UP!"

**Fine, spend all your time with Jaken**

"I, Sesshoumaru, say, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

AN: Poor Sesshoumaru, he must have run off to play dress up with Naraku. Stay tuned! Oh yes, and another super big thanks to my new little sister FaeGirl430!