Disclaimer: Of course I own Inuyasha. Why do you think I'm still living
with my parents? What kind of question is that?! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!
AN: Fifth installment of Know Your Sengoku Jidai. Time for the crude and lecherous monk known as MIROKU!!!!!!!!!!!! Let the craziness start!
** Narrarator (Me) **
"Mary Speaks! "
Know Your Sengoku Jidai
Miroku - Or Should I Say Mary?
The scene opens in what seems to be the stage of a lounge room. Miroku isn't there, and is immediately slapped, causing him to stumble onto the stool, the camera swings to an angry stage hand, and then back to a grinning Miroku.
**Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars** (Echo)
"I find that voice most arousing"
** . . . . . . . Alright . . . . You're getting it monk**
"Meep"
**Miroku . . . he likes to spit on monks**
"I AM A MONK! I DON'T LIKE TO SPIT ON MONKS!"
**Why aren't you spitting on yourself Miroku?**
"I DON'T SPIT ON MONKS"
**Miroku . . . he enjoys the company of men . . . know what I mean?**
"Eh? What?! No! That's not true!"
**Miroku . . . He has a HUGE crush on Sesshoumaru**
"WAIT! NO I DON'T! NO NO NO !**
**Miroku . . . his real name is Mary**
"MY NAME IS NOT MARY!!!!!! STOP THIS!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF BUDDAH!"
**Temper, Temper Mary**
"MY NAME IS NOT MARY! STOP THIS!"
**Now you know . . . Mary**
"MY NAME IS MIROKU!!!!! I LIKE GIRLS!!!!!!! GIRLS!!!!!!!!!"
AN: I didn't know that Mary was such a loudmouth. REVIEW!
AN: Fifth installment of Know Your Sengoku Jidai. Time for the crude and lecherous monk known as MIROKU!!!!!!!!!!!! Let the craziness start!
** Narrarator (Me) **
"Mary Speaks! "
Know Your Sengoku Jidai
Miroku - Or Should I Say Mary?
The scene opens in what seems to be the stage of a lounge room. Miroku isn't there, and is immediately slapped, causing him to stumble onto the stool, the camera swings to an angry stage hand, and then back to a grinning Miroku.
**Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars** (Echo)
"I find that voice most arousing"
** . . . . . . . Alright . . . . You're getting it monk**
"Meep"
**Miroku . . . he likes to spit on monks**
"I AM A MONK! I DON'T LIKE TO SPIT ON MONKS!"
**Why aren't you spitting on yourself Miroku?**
"I DON'T SPIT ON MONKS"
**Miroku . . . he enjoys the company of men . . . know what I mean?**
"Eh? What?! No! That's not true!"
**Miroku . . . He has a HUGE crush on Sesshoumaru**
"WAIT! NO I DON'T! NO NO NO !**
**Miroku . . . his real name is Mary**
"MY NAME IS NOT MARY!!!!!! STOP THIS!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF BUDDAH!"
**Temper, Temper Mary**
"MY NAME IS NOT MARY! STOP THIS!"
**Now you know . . . Mary**
"MY NAME IS MIROKU!!!!! I LIKE GIRLS!!!!!!! GIRLS!!!!!!!!!"
AN: I didn't know that Mary was such a loudmouth. REVIEW!