Disclaimer: Shhh don't tell them I wrote this story. Though I don't own.
them. ~points to mob of angry Inu characters~
AN: By popular demand, I present to you KOUGA!!!!!! Personally I wasn't planning on doing a chapter on him, but it seems to be a rather favorite idea. So here it is! (A light tinge of adult humor in this)
**Moi (The Authoress)**
"Mr. Skirty McKilt"
Know Your Sengoku Jidai
Kouga- Skirty McKilt
The scene opened open a lounge set. Sitting opened legged on a stool, with a stage hand holding a piece of black cardboard with the word "Censored" written in white between his legs was Kouga. Of course, and most understandably, Kouga was confused (might have something to do with that itty bitty brain in the incredibly arrogant head). And so, after being attacked by papers he didn't understand from people calling themselves "critics" he crossed his legs and the madness began.
**Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars** (Echo)
"Is that you my fair mate Kagome? No, Kagome's voice is far prettier"
**Alright buster, you got it coming now**
"Who is this?"
**Kouga . . . maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline**
"Are you suggesting I wear makeup?!" (How else can you explain those dark lines around his eyes, can we say, eyeliner?)
**Kouga . . . he has abandonment issues**
"I DO NOT! I'M ALL ALONE! WHO IS THIS?"
**Kouga . . . his real name is Skirty McKilt**
"It is not! I'm not even Irish!"
**How do you explain the kilt than Kouga?**
"KILT? I DON'T WEAR A KILT! THIS IS A. . . WELL IT'S A . . . "
**Skirt?**
"It is not a skirt! Come out and face me in honorable combat."
**Kouga . . . he has the hots for Inuyasha**
"I DO NOT LIKE THAT DOG TURD! I LIKE KAGOME! KA-GO-ME!"
**Why do you follow Inuyasha around Kouga?**
"I DO NOT! I STALK KAGOME!"
Sudden several people with badges and shiny guns walk onto the set and take Kouga away, mumbling something about "proof" and "restraining orders".
AN: . aww . . . and I was just beginning to scare Kouga-kun. Aa well, tell me what you thought by REVIEWing.
AN: By popular demand, I present to you KOUGA!!!!!! Personally I wasn't planning on doing a chapter on him, but it seems to be a rather favorite idea. So here it is! (A light tinge of adult humor in this)
**Moi (The Authoress)**
"Mr. Skirty McKilt"
Know Your Sengoku Jidai
Kouga- Skirty McKilt
The scene opened open a lounge set. Sitting opened legged on a stool, with a stage hand holding a piece of black cardboard with the word "Censored" written in white between his legs was Kouga. Of course, and most understandably, Kouga was confused (might have something to do with that itty bitty brain in the incredibly arrogant head). And so, after being attacked by papers he didn't understand from people calling themselves "critics" he crossed his legs and the madness began.
**Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars** (Echo)
"Is that you my fair mate Kagome? No, Kagome's voice is far prettier"
**Alright buster, you got it coming now**
"Who is this?"
**Kouga . . . maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline**
"Are you suggesting I wear makeup?!" (How else can you explain those dark lines around his eyes, can we say, eyeliner?)
**Kouga . . . he has abandonment issues**
"I DO NOT! I'M ALL ALONE! WHO IS THIS?"
**Kouga . . . his real name is Skirty McKilt**
"It is not! I'm not even Irish!"
**How do you explain the kilt than Kouga?**
"KILT? I DON'T WEAR A KILT! THIS IS A. . . WELL IT'S A . . . "
**Skirt?**
"It is not a skirt! Come out and face me in honorable combat."
**Kouga . . . he has the hots for Inuyasha**
"I DO NOT LIKE THAT DOG TURD! I LIKE KAGOME! KA-GO-ME!"
**Why do you follow Inuyasha around Kouga?**
"I DO NOT! I STALK KAGOME!"
Sudden several people with badges and shiny guns walk onto the set and take Kouga away, mumbling something about "proof" and "restraining orders".
AN: . aww . . . and I was just beginning to scare Kouga-kun. Aa well, tell me what you thought by REVIEWing.