Disclaimer: Why would I want to own Naraku? Just because he has long silky
hair that every girl dreams of having for her own, or the flawless, just
right pale completion? Or the ever so perfectly pouted pink lips? . . . .
BRB, going to go steal Naraku.(By the way, I don't own Monkey Man from the
show Hey Arnold!)
Author's Notes: The responses over the past two days have been very encouraging. As a reward I am trying to update all my long-going stories. Most people seemed pretty keen on the idea of a chapter including Naraku. On a further note my cat Merlin is doing well and has been sleeping his adorable head off ever since we came back home, he is going to have to visit the doctor for a year once every month and needs daily injections. Thanks for all your support.
**Moi, me, the ever so talented (not) authoress**
"MONKEY MAN!!!!!!!!!!"
Know Your Sengoku Jidai
Naraku- MONKEY MANNN!!!!!!!
The scene opens upon what seems to be a very quickly converted jungle. Surrounding a slightly out of place lounge stool are several large banana trees, seen on top of one of the said banana trees, is the one known as . . . Naraku. Quickly, one of our experienced zoo staff, I mean crew member, lures Naraku out of the banana tree and convinces him to sit on the stool.
**Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars** (Echo)
"Myself, Naraku, wishes to return to hunting the bananas."
**Naraku . . . he's a sponge."
"I am not a sponge."
**Then how did you make all those offspring without mating with anyone??**
"1-800-get-a-kid, the cheapest eastern country children, some only four bucks and a bowl of rice, call now."
** O.o. . . . okay . . . umm . . . Naraku . . . he is really an escaped orangutan from the San Diego zoo**
"Orangutan? I wear a baboon suit! A baboon suit!"
** You mean the monkeys with the big butts? **
"Yes the monkeys with the . . . WAIT A MINUTE!"
**Naraku . . . he has a thing for Miroku**
"I DO NOT HAVE A THING FOR THAT LECHEROUS MONK!"
**Then why do you pay so much attention to his family? Huh? Trying to impress the in-laws?**
"I KILLED HIS FAMILY!"
**Oh, well I suppose that gets rid of the in-law problem.**
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO MYSELF, NARAKU?"
**Naraku . . . he recommends Dr. Richmond, best plastic surgeon in all of Japan, just look at that nose, and those lips, the wonders of botox**
"I HAVE NOT HAD PLASTIC SURGERY! I WAS ALWAYS THIS HANDSOME."
**Naraku . . . he is a pyromaniac**
"I AM NOT A PYROMANIAC! WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IMPRESSION?"
**What about your whole, "I'm a burnt up mummy, come and kiss me Kikyou, phase?**
"THE TOWNSPEOPLE BURNED ME !!!!!! THE TOWNSPEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!"
**Well that serves you right for escaping from the zoo, bad Mr. Monkey! I know your secret though**
"What secret? I know not of what you speak"
**YOU'RE REALLY MONKEY MANNN!!!!!!!!! (a superhero from Hey Arnold)**
"I am not MONKEY MANNNN!!!!! STOP THIS AT ONCE!"
**It's okay, I called the zoo, you'll be back in the zoo soon**
"Will there be bananas?"
**Yes, lots and lots of bananas**
"okay"
AN: .; wow, that sucked. I'm posting it anyway and if a lot of people object to this chapter then it'll be redone when my mind is more focused on writing. I would also like suggestions for who to do next after the next chapter. I was thinking Hojou?
Author's Notes: The responses over the past two days have been very encouraging. As a reward I am trying to update all my long-going stories. Most people seemed pretty keen on the idea of a chapter including Naraku. On a further note my cat Merlin is doing well and has been sleeping his adorable head off ever since we came back home, he is going to have to visit the doctor for a year once every month and needs daily injections. Thanks for all your support.
**Moi, me, the ever so talented (not) authoress**
"MONKEY MAN!!!!!!!!!!"
Know Your Sengoku Jidai
Naraku- MONKEY MANNN!!!!!!!
The scene opens upon what seems to be a very quickly converted jungle. Surrounding a slightly out of place lounge stool are several large banana trees, seen on top of one of the said banana trees, is the one known as . . . Naraku. Quickly, one of our experienced zoo staff, I mean crew member, lures Naraku out of the banana tree and convinces him to sit on the stool.
**Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars** (Echo)
"Myself, Naraku, wishes to return to hunting the bananas."
**Naraku . . . he's a sponge."
"I am not a sponge."
**Then how did you make all those offspring without mating with anyone??**
"1-800-get-a-kid, the cheapest eastern country children, some only four bucks and a bowl of rice, call now."
** O.o. . . . okay . . . umm . . . Naraku . . . he is really an escaped orangutan from the San Diego zoo**
"Orangutan? I wear a baboon suit! A baboon suit!"
** You mean the monkeys with the big butts? **
"Yes the monkeys with the . . . WAIT A MINUTE!"
**Naraku . . . he has a thing for Miroku**
"I DO NOT HAVE A THING FOR THAT LECHEROUS MONK!"
**Then why do you pay so much attention to his family? Huh? Trying to impress the in-laws?**
"I KILLED HIS FAMILY!"
**Oh, well I suppose that gets rid of the in-law problem.**
"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO MYSELF, NARAKU?"
**Naraku . . . he recommends Dr. Richmond, best plastic surgeon in all of Japan, just look at that nose, and those lips, the wonders of botox**
"I HAVE NOT HAD PLASTIC SURGERY! I WAS ALWAYS THIS HANDSOME."
**Naraku . . . he is a pyromaniac**
"I AM NOT A PYROMANIAC! WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IMPRESSION?"
**What about your whole, "I'm a burnt up mummy, come and kiss me Kikyou, phase?**
"THE TOWNSPEOPLE BURNED ME !!!!!! THE TOWNSPEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!"
**Well that serves you right for escaping from the zoo, bad Mr. Monkey! I know your secret though**
"What secret? I know not of what you speak"
**YOU'RE REALLY MONKEY MANNN!!!!!!!!! (a superhero from Hey Arnold)**
"I am not MONKEY MANNNN!!!!! STOP THIS AT ONCE!"
**It's okay, I called the zoo, you'll be back in the zoo soon**
"Will there be bananas?"
**Yes, lots and lots of bananas**
"okay"
AN: .; wow, that sucked. I'm posting it anyway and if a lot of people object to this chapter then it'll be redone when my mind is more focused on writing. I would also like suggestions for who to do next after the next chapter. I was thinking Hojou?