There was an old man called Sprocket,
Who went to Spain in a rocket,
The rocket went BANG,
And his balls went CLANG,
And he found his nob in his pocket!

Charlie was a chemist,
Alas he is no more,
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4!!!
( P.S. H2SO4 is the chemical formula for sulphuric acid)

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy wuzzy wasnae fuzzy was he?

I wish I was a bar of soap,
Hanging on a string,
So everytime you took a bath,
I'd see your ding-a-ling!!

If you go down to the woods today,
Your sure of a big surprise,
If you go down to the woods today,
You'll never believe your eyes,
Cause mum and dad are having a shag,
Uncle Frank is havin a wank,
And Uncle Joe is having a go with Granma.