Disclaimer: . How many times do I have to tell you? I do own Inuyasha! I
DO OWN HIM! ~Rams her head into the Eggshell White, soft walls several
times~ I OWN HIM!
AN: You thought it was all over. Well the truth is . . . This is just the beginning! I present to you, the all knowing, all wise MISS. KAEDE!!!!!!!
"Call For Your "Free" Consultation"
**ME, THE MADNESS!"
Know Your Sengoku Jidai
Kaede - The Fabulous Miss. Kaede!!!
The producers scratched their head in a confused manner as they looked around what used to be a very nicely decorated lounge room. Now instead it was bedecked in mystical blues and gold, hanging from the walls were several odd pictures. There was a small round table covered in a table cover (~gasp~) the colour of the night. A large crystal ball is in the middle of said table, and sitting in a said chair, behind said table, behind said crystal ball was . . . Miss. (Cleo) Kaede, all dressed up in a Turban, eye patch, and gaudy gold robes.
**Err . . . Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars** (Echo)
"Aye! For only fifty five ninety-nine a minute I can tell you all about your stars!"
** ^.^; Quiet lady, this is my show!**
"I can change that, with my fantabulous powers!"
** All right, you're getting it!**
"My ninety-nine percent cut of all these people's calls?"
** Miss. Kaede . . . She picks her nose hairs **
"Miss. Kaede has no nose hairs! No nose hairs has she!"
** Miss. Kaede . . . She just uses that patch to get Handicap Discounts!**
~While Scratching Itchy Second Eye Underneath Eye Patch~ "I ONLY HAVE ONE EYE!"
**Miss. Kaede . . . What do you wear underneath those robes? Really?**
"MISS KAEDE CANNOT TELL THE SECRETS OF THE BEYOND!!! . . . For less than 500 dollars"
**Miss. Kaede . . . she's been charged with fraud**
"ALLEGED FRAUD! ALLEGED!"
**Take her away boys**
"I'LL SOLVE ALL YE PROBLEMS IF YOU GET ME OUT OF THE SLAMMER!"
**Now you know . . . Miss. Kaede**
AN: Aww . . . . Miss Kaede is going to jail. Buh bye Miss. Kaede. Stay tuned, but while you do, don't forget to update!
AN: You thought it was all over. Well the truth is . . . This is just the beginning! I present to you, the all knowing, all wise MISS. KAEDE!!!!!!!
"Call For Your "Free" Consultation"
**ME, THE MADNESS!"
Know Your Sengoku Jidai
Kaede - The Fabulous Miss. Kaede!!!
The producers scratched their head in a confused manner as they looked around what used to be a very nicely decorated lounge room. Now instead it was bedecked in mystical blues and gold, hanging from the walls were several odd pictures. There was a small round table covered in a table cover (~gasp~) the colour of the night. A large crystal ball is in the middle of said table, and sitting in a said chair, behind said table, behind said crystal ball was . . . Miss. (Cleo) Kaede, all dressed up in a Turban, eye patch, and gaudy gold robes.
**Err . . . Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars** (Echo)
"Aye! For only fifty five ninety-nine a minute I can tell you all about your stars!"
** ^.^; Quiet lady, this is my show!**
"I can change that, with my fantabulous powers!"
** All right, you're getting it!**
"My ninety-nine percent cut of all these people's calls?"
** Miss. Kaede . . . She picks her nose hairs **
"Miss. Kaede has no nose hairs! No nose hairs has she!"
** Miss. Kaede . . . She just uses that patch to get Handicap Discounts!**
~While Scratching Itchy Second Eye Underneath Eye Patch~ "I ONLY HAVE ONE EYE!"
**Miss. Kaede . . . What do you wear underneath those robes? Really?**
"MISS KAEDE CANNOT TELL THE SECRETS OF THE BEYOND!!! . . . For less than 500 dollars"
**Miss. Kaede . . . she's been charged with fraud**
"ALLEGED FRAUD! ALLEGED!"
**Take her away boys**
"I'LL SOLVE ALL YE PROBLEMS IF YOU GET ME OUT OF THE SLAMMER!"
**Now you know . . . Miss. Kaede**
AN: Aww . . . . Miss Kaede is going to jail. Buh bye Miss. Kaede. Stay tuned, but while you do, don't forget to update!