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Avalon: ~stares at Hojou~ WHADDYA MEAN I OWN YOU?
Hojou: Well. . . Takahashi-sama claimed that you would be the best thing for me. . .
Avalon: ~evil glare~ Yes. . . Indeed . . .
(A few minutes later. . . there is nothing left of Hojou to Own)
AN: As most of my old rulers should know, I've been working on a massive update of all of my stories. After this, updates will commence every three weeks, two, one, and finally twice a week. This progression will take a while however, so enjoy this update and don't forget to review.
"HELP ME"
** BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . HAHA. . . HA! **
Know Your Sengoku Jidai
Hojou - Ouch. . .
Hojou looked around the medieval torture chamber, spotted something. . . poked around curiously at the device before it clamped onto his hand, forcing the poisoned spikes through the flesh and causing great amounts of pain.
"Oh. . . Dear. . .Well, this wont do. Higurashi-san can't stand the sight of blood."
** Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. . ."
"Higurashi-san?"
**Hojou. . . he has no. . . well . . . you'll find out**
Hojou releases a high-toned cry of pain, but the horrifyingly pained face is replaced by a suspiciously cheerful one
**Hojou. . . his arms and legs were mysteriously removed**
Hojou's arms and legs mysteriously disappear . . . yet his look of suspicious cheerfulness remains.
**Hojou. . . Did you know that it's very hard to swim with arms and legs?**
Suddenly, the room becomes an aquarium filled with water. . . and other things. .
"Eep. . ."
**Hojou. . . he tastes like shark bait. . . yum . . . shark bait**
A shark eats Hojou. . . .
AN: THAT WAS THE SHORTEST EPISODE OF KYSJ EVER! In case you want to know what he has none of. . . well look down. . .
** Sure you want to know?**
**Positive?**
** Last chance to turn away**
** You asked for it **
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
An angry Inuyasha, on his belly slips a **running** chainsaw into Hojou's pants. . .
The results are censored
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Avalon: ~stares at Hojou~ WHADDYA MEAN I OWN YOU?
Hojou: Well. . . Takahashi-sama claimed that you would be the best thing for me. . .
Avalon: ~evil glare~ Yes. . . Indeed . . .
(A few minutes later. . . there is nothing left of Hojou to Own)
AN: As most of my old rulers should know, I've been working on a massive update of all of my stories. After this, updates will commence every three weeks, two, one, and finally twice a week. This progression will take a while however, so enjoy this update and don't forget to review.
"HELP ME"
** BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. . . HAHA. . . HA! **
Know Your Sengoku Jidai
Hojou - Ouch. . .
Hojou looked around the medieval torture chamber, spotted something. . . poked around curiously at the device before it clamped onto his hand, forcing the poisoned spikes through the flesh and causing great amounts of pain.
"Oh. . . Dear. . .Well, this wont do. Higurashi-san can't stand the sight of blood."
** Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. . ."
"Higurashi-san?"
**Hojou. . . he has no. . . well . . . you'll find out**
Hojou releases a high-toned cry of pain, but the horrifyingly pained face is replaced by a suspiciously cheerful one
**Hojou. . . his arms and legs were mysteriously removed**
Hojou's arms and legs mysteriously disappear . . . yet his look of suspicious cheerfulness remains.
**Hojou. . . Did you know that it's very hard to swim with arms and legs?**
Suddenly, the room becomes an aquarium filled with water. . . and other things. .
"Eep. . ."
**Hojou. . . he tastes like shark bait. . . yum . . . shark bait**
A shark eats Hojou. . . .
AN: THAT WAS THE SHORTEST EPISODE OF KYSJ EVER! In case you want to know what he has none of. . . well look down. . .
** Sure you want to know?**
**Positive?**
** Last chance to turn away**
** You asked for it **
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
An angry Inuyasha, on his belly slips a **running** chainsaw into Hojou's pants. . .
The results are censored
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~